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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:(At Melbourne, Sunday twirling a week ago)

Flynt: Are you off to din dins now?

Me: Ya-ha, can I leave my junk here? By junk, I mean my fire toys... not my genitalia.


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Durbs: DO A SEARCH

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Falloutboy: Oh yeah, I used to watch Dentrassi High, remember that?

Me: I think you mean Degrassi High....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:How do know he didn't watch Ed high? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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BrettStar
BrettStar

old festy hand

Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 765
Posted:that sentence is totally missing a 'you'

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:a me?

*jumps into the sentence*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted: Written by: UnderControlOrFailure


There should clearly be more Poje's in the world.

smile




/shrug


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:While looking at some of the lesser known bottles of liquid in the alchohol isle of Sainsburys we found a drink named Hop...

Rhys: Hop ? You can't drink a Hop
Blu: Sure you can, it's like hope without the 'E'
Rhys: It certainly is.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted:was outside spinning doubles and lachie joined me on poi, after asking if he could borrow mine... heeheee (he's still out there practising and got all excited, cos he just got a couple rotations of a one-handed butterfly)... anyway... he says to me:

you know dad... if you and mum hadn't split, you wouldn't have gone to live at your mum's; and then, you wouldn't have met your hippie mates... and then you wouldn't be even doing this stuff (I'm spinning the doubles as he's talking)... you'd be normal...

ahahahahaha... normal... hahahahaha... it's funny, cos it's true...!!


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:"My God, it's a giant mindf*ck pyramid!"



Kieron after being introduced to The Game



(By the way, you've just lost)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Bubbles, during a conversation about a motorcyclist who was beheaded in an accident

"So is he alright?"


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Pogo69
Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo
Member Since: 6th Apr 2006
Total posts: 3764
Posted: Written by :Neon_Shaolin


Bubbles, during a conversation about a motorcyclist who was beheaded in an accident

"So is he alright?"



*in open-mouthed astonishment*... I have no words...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted: Written by :Pogo69



you know dad... if you and mum hadn't split, you wouldn't have gone to live at your mum's; and then, you wouldn't have met your hippie mates... and then you wouldn't be even doing this stuff (I'm spinning the doubles as he's talking)... you'd be normal...

ahahahahaha... normal... hahahahaha... it's funny, cos it's true...!!



What a horrible thought!!! eek


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:constipation.

-a certain number of rather inebriated HoPpers at 2am


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Thanks for bringing that back up Rouge!! smile

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:You bumped the thread wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy
GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 6th Jun 2006
Total posts: 2303
Posted:Its the first time i've been back on!! tongue

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:"I want to market a cure for cancer....called Cure for Cancer.... but actually it's just socks." Cel

hug


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:talking to one of the few people I do -

Me: I make weird noises.. and I see things...
*shocked silence*

Me: And I'm hungry...

Nathan: Go eat

Me: I don't want to, I'm not hungry.

Nathan: But you just said..

Me: I'm hungry now, but not RIGHT now.

Nathan: Wha--? *quizzical look*

Me: I want your socks... *tackles him and tries to steal his socks*


laugh3 You all are so funny, I really enjoyed reading through it!

hug


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:me and shaping_lights (aka michelle)Just now in a msn convo discussing nicks new DVD

Michelle says:
i think i need to have babies with one of theese good poiers to secure the future of poi
Raver Mike says:
and play fest to lmao
Raver Mike says:
i am the future thats worrying
Michelle says:
balls you dont have a uterus
Raver Mike says:
lmao.... no but i have choccy biscits


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:jarle and alex drinking japanese whiskey.
'Whoa, I know that that tastes exactly as it smells' Takes a swig 'yep, damn, can I tip it into the apple?'
'No, you cannot tip it into the apple'
'Why not?'
'Coz we don't have a funnel!'
Alex takes a knife and makes a hole in the apple before tipping the whiskey into the apple


Kupo!

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Shocked Prawn: I can't blow glass, the glory hole gives me radiation burn...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:eek


That is epic.


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:WOW ahahahahaha laugh3

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:Originally Posted By: Neon_ShaolinShocked Prawn: I can't blow glass, the glory hole gives me radiation burn...

hay!
in fact i had forgotton about this tongue2


Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:DaG after circus under the stars: One day, I'm going to grow up to be a serial killer smile

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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Daedra
Daedra

The Dae Walker
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury
Member Since: 26th May 2006
Total posts: 75
Posted:Ahhh thanks for that guys! Was a good days read at the office grin
My contribution:

This was during our struggle on the beach to start a camp-fire. It was a cold, cold summer night and I was confused enough as it was!

Friend #1 - We need a lighter...
Me - It's ok, once we get the camp-fire going we'll be fine
Friend #1 - Yeah but we need a lighter to get it going!
Me - ...oh

Who knows what I was thinking... though it had them all in stitches for a while!


Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:more happy hop quotes kiddies!

gotta get the happy vibe up on this board again.....


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:is "Kristy rocks my socks" a quote?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:not sure if it counts as a hope quote...but there were lots of hoppers as witnesses!!! grin

taj (age 4.5): elke! i got something to tell you!

*presses button on noisy south park keyring*

[chef sings] 'i'm gonna make love to you woman....'

valura, arsn, elke, gitasguy & gita: laugh3 laugh3 laugh3 laugh3 laugh3


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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