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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Jo: "I want some pudding"

Sym: "your belly's had enough puddings!"

The cheek of it.

And just now he said "you're the bag all my poo goes into".

Nice!


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:flynt: "i do not love genital.. hang on"

later that night..

me: "i could think think about bretts genitals all the time. i could think about think about russels genitals day in and day out, in fact, he'd probably encourage it"

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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_che_


_che_

that slow guy...
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 187
Posted:Flynt: "i've lived without genitals for......."

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BrettStar
PLATINUM Member since Oct 2004

BrettStar

old festy hand
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 765
Posted:*regrets starting this whole genital thing by saying to flyynt 'fine if you refuse to loose then you get to play peteys genitals game... now dont think about his genitals...' flynt looks away from me only to be thrusted at by pete... im really sorry flynty i didnt realise the horror i have caused you hug

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*bookmarks this post until he can go home and retrieve the MSN conversation he had with Brett about the BEES! phenomenon*

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:BrettStar.... the ongoing horror man... it hasnt ended yet. I lost SO much this weekend.
BTW. You just lost too.

Orenico: I really like the way the fire makes your silk underpants look shiny.
(to pinapple_pete in the middle of a fire spin)


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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wolfcub3223
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

wolfcub3223

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 128
Posted:wats a prawn?

Ich brauche Zeit
Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin
Brauch keine Hilfe
Kein Koffein
Doch Dynamit und Terpentin
Ich brauche l fr Gasolin
Explosiv wie Kerosin
Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei
Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link


smile hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Baby Lee : Can I have a margarita?

Blu: Yes

Baby Lee: Will you make it for me?

Blu: Make it yourself.

Baby Lee: (weird squeeky noise followed by really unhappy noise)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Blu: *Uncontrollable laughter*

Baby Lee: I hate you

Blu: *More uncontrollable laughter*



This happened at about 6 in the morning, having been awake for a very very long time.



ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Pete: Pakhenam Upper!

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Owned by Lost83spy

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 1848
Posted: Written by: wolfcub3223


wats a prawn?



it's the Australian word for shrimp... hence the *complete lack* of "throwing another shrimp on the barbie"

but i don't think i've ever seen anyone barbecue a prawn either.


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Neon Dave walks across the field with a tell-tale grin on his face.

me: You look very pleased with yourself
Dave: I enjoy motion
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted: Written by: blu_valley


Neon Dave walks across the field with a tell-tale grin on his face.

me: You look very pleased with yourself
Dave: I enjoy motion
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*



I actually laughed out loud at reading that. Causing a couple of people in the room to give enqusitive looks in my direction ubblol


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:ubblol I was referencing how I loved being in a field spinning all day at Southern Lights! ubblove



You seem to laugh uncontrollably alot Blu ubblol



hug



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(At Glastonbury waiting for Bill Bailey. Scissor Sisters' 'Comfortably Numb' is playing over the PA)



Me: Look! Syd Barrett!

=Flashpoint= : Where?!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Yep.
Like the way you've changed you sig too smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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TastesLikePurple
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

TastesLikePurple

addict
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom

Total posts: 498
Posted:Me: mech's got a little c*ck!

mech: yes, i have a little c*ck.



tongue



Now that's something you don't get mech to admit to everyday biggrin


Thoughts arrive like butterflies...

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted: Written by: TastesLikePurple


Now that's something you don't get mech to admit to everyday biggrin



You don't know Mech so well, do you...? wink


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:ditto

yeah, you really dont know Mech that well at all do you? ubblol


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TastesLikePurple
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

TastesLikePurple

addict
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom

Total posts: 498
Posted:well normally he insists on pointing out it's largeness tongue unless he only does that to me and in that case i'm quite scared and/or disturbed...

Thoughts arrive like butterflies...

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Be afraid, be very afraid...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


You seem to laugh uncontrollably alot Blu ubblol
hug





S'coz I have such funny friends biggrin

Baby Lee: Boys trousers are measured differently to girls trousers.
Me: Girls trousers can be measured in the same way as boys trousers, there are two different measuring systems.
Baby lee: Howcome boys only have one measuring system?
Me: Because life's complicated enough.
Baby Lee bursts into uncontrolable laughter.

ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted: Written by: TastesLikePurple

Me: mech's got a little c*ck!
mech: yes, i have a little c*ck.

:P

Now that's something you don't get mech to admit to everyday





 Written by: Limits_To_Contest

You don't know Mech so well, do you...? wink



 Written by: UnderControlOrFailure


ditto

yeah, you really dont know Mech that well at all do you? ubblol




yes i have a small willie, and im fat to

so i have to give myself a reach around to find it smile

(What was i snot supposed to eb proud of having a small willie!)


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol


Anyhow, me going to my mums house a little while back after a heavy night out....bearing in mind she never goes out, doesn't drink, has never been "one to try things" etc...... mmm maybe i was adopted confused

me: hey mum, how ya doing
ma: boy you look ruff, good night?
me: yeh thanks went out got a little drunk, you know the usual, and you?
ma: well, i went out last night and I done a few lines...
me: eek.........oh right, bingo wink

you know those moments when an innocent phrase can mean alot of things - it was just funny to hear from my mum ubblol

ubbrollsmile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:no your mum did some lines, off my crotch wink

Step (el-nombrie)

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:eek how rude! redface ubblol

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Perhaps she is living a double life as a writer?

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:More Jenisms (TM)

"My pants are wet, but don't worry it's not piss..."

(getting ready to throw a diablo)
"Ok, ready? One.... I've lost count!"


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Wild Child
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1733
Posted:ubblolubblolubblol I ubblove her biggrin

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:ooh - first Play quote!!

*after a reasonably geeky conversation about Dr Who*

SamboFlux: "What it really comes down to is that any problem can be solved with a sonic screwdriver"
Me: "Yeah, I'd really like one of those. Unless of course the name's been pinched by Ann Summers or someone."


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*at a street performers show in the city recently*

Performer: Okay guys...If you want to see some magic, say "YEAH!"

Crowd: "YEAH!"
Me: "BEES!"


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Owned by Lost83spy

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