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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:yeh ezz, thats the one tongue

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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S3KnoT
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

S3KnoT

NomadicRhythmSimulator
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 204
Posted:good memory..... ah, good times. There were more i was sure of it..........

After cartwheeling over a pole.
"look, there's a thumb tack in my hand"


Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "

Experiencing people is the best experience of all.

Govenor of Flynt's Ass...

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Talex and Brenn from yesterdays Picnic

"THAT WOULD BE AN ACUMENICAL MATTER!"


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Tali_greatsageequalofheaven

member
Location: adelaide

Total posts: 28
Posted:Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
wink


My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 1848
Posted::glomps tali: you need an intro thread miss!

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
wink



Cows in the morning!
Cows in the morning onetwothree!

Up and at them! Up and at them!
WITH A PICK!


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Flynt: "Jon, I dont want a disfigured bearded turkish bride!"

UCOF: "Yes you do! Everyones got one!"


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Brenn: Anyways, I'll let you get back to your fannery!

*Flynt bursts out laughing*


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Flynt and I were wandering around a market in Melbourne and we come across a stall selling bits and peices (cases and accessories) for IPODs and similar:

Chinese vendor: Hello there, which Hi-fi do you have?
Ucof: I dont have one, Im looking at the pretty packaging thanks.

smile


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Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Tali_greatsageequalofheaven

member
Location: adelaide

Total posts: 28
Posted:I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
lolsign


My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
lolsign




Aah, good ol Dylan Moran ad-lib songs! biggrin


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Stout
SILVER Member since May 2004

Stout

Pooh-Bah
Location: Canada

Total posts: 1872
Posted:"We're celebrities to lurkers"

NYC

In some thread in discussion last week.


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Gonna be really narcissistic and put a quote from me from and old thread from last year... God I do talk some crap...

Me: I agree, girls are much more aesthetically pleasing to the eye, there's more to them , and if you really think about it, penises are the ugliest things in the world...

It's just that my bodily urges thinks otherwise...

Brit Joe: Oh I dont think there ugly at all, I think there lovley, still I wouldnt have them on my wall paper. We shoyuld get a gay thread going couse someones gonna ruin our fun and tell us to stop useing the intro thread as chat.

Me: Don't get me wrong, they ARE nice when they are attached to someone you like. Not disembodied on a photo or running about the house stalking you with a pair of rusty scissors.

Gazzabee: Now there's a bizarre image... Have you thought about counselling Dave? I am sure there must be some crazy freudian analysis there!

Me: censored Freud!and his mother!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Me at Sunday spinning finger-threading doubles.

"Look at me! I'm Legolas!"


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Tali_greatsageequalofheaven

member
Location: adelaide

Total posts: 28
Posted:YARG BOP, scurvy scurvy scurvy scurvy
DOOOARG! Swamp the decks with YARG BOP!!
- BrettStar and MIG singing PirateHanson...
mmm......


My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:hehe, i was wondering where this thread got to smile

and now that ive finaly found it, i cant find where i wrote down that quote of ezz's.

i know it had something to do with her boobs smile

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:ubblol yarg bop..

Pete and me: "look! isolated pea! and we can even do anti-pea isolations!" ubblol


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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:Arsn to Moon Pixie and Fade:- "And in the morning you can have bacon and eggs!"

Valura:- "But you'll have to beat off Ucof first..."

Everyone:- "... ... ... Hahahahahahaha"


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4993
Posted:2 fantastic quotes that just made me laugh!
by OneWheelDave

[Quote]Oh... I do apologise that I've neglected to go through all the links I posted 3 years ago and update them as the original pages get moved [/Quote]

[Quote]incidently, for anyone readfing this post in 2009 please be aware that the link may no longer work[/Quote]


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:ANOTHER one from the quote machine Jen/Ze Bubbles

[Quote] - I swear Tobi, since Poi in the Park I've been addicted to God!

(referring to the text info service)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:ubblol oh dear, sounds bad on txt!

i didnt realise god was so expencive till tobi told me!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Well Jen. No tree grows in the shape of a Crucifixion scene, those ceilings won't paint themselves, and communion wine doesn't grow on trees...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted:tongue

although i dont agree with the last statement wink


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Sym: "rudolph the red nosed willy, on his sleigh, pulling his big sack"

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Sym:

"brazier, brazier.

Jo, say 'brazier'. It's really fun to say. Brazier"

Jo: "are you high?!"

Sym: "brazier."


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Yakumo
SILVER Member since May 2006

Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1237
Posted:lol PK those OneWheelDave quotes were my fault... still no idea how a 3 year old thread had appeared at the top of my forum list like the newest... :-/

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol Sym's right! BRAZIER! it IS fun to say! ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:ubblol you're as mad as him!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:We're all mad here ubbloco

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet, United Ki...

Total posts: 1228
Posted:I'm not. At least not at the moment.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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