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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:Huge giggles and falling-off-chair type laughter at all of the above - esp Josh and all of Bird's wink

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:"they're all just words to me. Who's Acou Stic?"

- Sina on the way to Falmouth looking through Strugz's music as he stumbles across the 'Best of Acoustic' CD.



"I don't need a spl*ff, I need AFTERSUN"

- Possibly Lex, Falmouth



Someoneto Durbs:"how many balls do you have?"

Durbs replies: "depends how many you need.............hold on, who's already got balls?"


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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jemima (jem)
jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2002
Total posts: 1750
Posted:hee hee ubblol

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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Spanner
Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...
Member Since: 27th Feb 2003
Total posts: 2790
Posted:Mags, singing the Levellers' "Another Man's Cause" at Falmouth:

"And your brother, he was killed in the last war...WHAT A MUPPET!"


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Oh so many funny quotes from the weekend biggrin


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:Ben - "I'm not camping, so I'm camping it up"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: Puk

I feel like a strawberry shortcake !



I'm fairly sure it doesn't work you know. Unless I'm doing it wrong..... smile


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Oh hold on that sounds rude!

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:OK random Josh and Katinca quote.

I'll just set the scene. It's a day or two before Diwali (Hindu festival of light) 2003. FNF, Josh, Katinca and myself are all in a remote village in a mountainous region of Northern India - happens all the time wink - It's late evening, we're walking back from a restaurant. Josh has firecrackers....

and matches...

Katinca, turning to the figure in the darkness behind her on the track : "I don't know you Josh," (Josh whips another firecracker off into the valley below), "seriously, I don't know you!"
FNF: "You do realise that's not him?"
Kate spots Josh further back along the track.
Katinca:"So, who's that then?"
The mysterious other man dashes off down the slope before we can throw things at him too....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:'remember, some men find your little noises exciting' gnor
ubblol


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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:This one gets me every time i think about it:

Were at Beautifull Days festi playing with toys on the grass outside mushypea steves stall when Durbs gets up and says something very similar to:

"Im going to see if steve will let me manipulate his ring ubblol"

***waits for Durbs to come in and say its HOOP i tell you, HOOP, not ring wink***


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:Actually, it was "Right, I'm off for a bit of ring manipulation"
But the gist is the same wink

Oh, it's HOOP by the way - HOOP biggrin


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Durbs, why is it always *you* with the faux pas? kiss

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:Practice?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:"I'm not good at dressing myself" - Oli after trying to find pockets on an inside-out jumper.

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol Oli has some fantastic qoutes.
I completely forgot about this thread

*goes and re-reads over it all*

Oh and i have one that Frodo said:

"...my boyfriend." - whilst sitting next to his girlfriend in a car


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:Written by: Valura

*waits for the quotes from bovril to come out*



Well, it's been a while - I've only just found the bit of paper I had these written on...

Valura - 'Stop, my bum's not a drum!'

Arsn, to Valura - 'My penis is not your penis, and if it is, then it's not bigger than my penis'

Arsn - 'I'll be up by then because you'll be kicking me awake'
Valura - 'I'm not denying it'

Arsn - 'I'm so going to fart next to the air intake of your mask'

This last one is from the mouth of Valura, said as I was writing down a couple of these quotes
- 'There'll be none of that bovrilmonkey or you're a dead man' smile


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:*falls off chair laughing*
Oh my god I had forgotton all about those quotes!!
BOVVIE... Im still gunna get you.. even if you are on the other side of the world my lovely friend!


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:Bwahahahahahahaha

smile


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Whilst Bird was round mine... we (bird and my mum) were talking about Chavs...

Then my mum asked us if we wanted some tea... she meant to say Chai tea. She came out with,

"Would you like a cup of Chav tea?"

ubblol

It was so funny... but maybe you had to have been there at the time?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Gayle......!
Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!
Member Since: 9th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Written by: Bird

"I'm not good at dressing myself" - Oli after trying to find pockets on an inside-out jumper.



I was going to do that one!


Gayle.....!

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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:tongue

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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ben-ja-men
ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 12th Jun 2003
Total posts: 2474
Posted:ah the memories thanx bird smile

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:Skulduggery: "I can get it in, but I can't get it out again!"

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:hahaaa haa haaa haha ha ubblol

I've enjoyed reading all this again.

biggrin


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:There nothing better than seeing that other people say silly things as well! biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Bird
Bird

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Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:Dunc: "pointless poi is so cool" while doing some daft tangly twisty thing!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:"its totally straight as can be... except for that curvy bit there"
Flynty-gold coast in january ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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ado-p
ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:
"I reckon all spinners have addictive personalities. With me its not just OCD. Its OCAED, Obsessive Compulsive Addictive Excessice Disorder! but i've been that way for years..."

Faberge

"I'm sitting on the bus on the way home. Theres this really hot girl in front of me and all I can think about is my staff."

Fear-Tine


Love is the law.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:I have one i said a while ago in my thread i think....

"Yay for getting down with the saucepans!!!!"
It has some kind of relevance to something....

"If you're Flynt...can i be Tinder?" me being cute towards Flynt....

Flynt "you ever breathe (fire) and i'll kill you"
Me (being a show off) "but i'm ranked 3 in my state for taek.."
Flynt "I dont care, i'll sit on you"

I couldnt stop laughing at that one..the way she said it was soooo funny.

"night night, dont let the pumas nibble" - Renolution


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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