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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: monserat


ooh - first Play quote!!

*after a reasonably geeky conversation about Dr Who*

SamboFlux: "What it really comes down to is that any problem can be solved with a sonic screwdriver"
Me: "Yeah, I'd really like one of those. Unless of course the name's been pinched by Ann Summers or someone."



ubblol I nearly spit my morning coffee over my other half when I heard that. I'll never be able to watch Doctor Who in the same way again.

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
PsyRush "I applied for an accoustics job, i dont really want the job, its my fall back incase being a bum doesnt work out"

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
brettstar "and the other night i had a dream that your sister was pregnent to shelob from lord of the rings.... the big spider...


i was a lizard man at the time"

hug ubblol

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


PinkNigelPinker than thou
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..


Posted:
My climbing partner, on seeeing which website I was browsing:
"'Home of Poi'? Why don't they just call it 'World of Hippy'?"

A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Wow that does sound werid when its written down... i think there were snakes anacondas at a public barbeque area... that was in the convention centre... *shame*

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
brenn ~ pesto on the crotch

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
tali:'that museum has islamic art'
me:'did you just say 'i just ate a lama cart?'

Me:'that things cool'
Tali:'did you just say 'cat sings ghoul'?

Me: 'wow my pants are colour co-ordinated with the rest of me'
Tali: did you just say 'wow my pants are full of water and its invaiding the rest of me'?

Cal: 'i just learnt the 5 beat weave'
me: 'did you just say 'square and brown'?
that doesnt even sound similar...

Me: 'Irrelivant dragon!
Lou: 'whats a dragon got to do with anything?'
Me: 'nothing.... thats why its irrelivant'

Lou: 'I send you love and all you want is jihad'

Lou: 'stop making me laugh im tring to write genitals!'

Ben: 'if im not a billionare in three years im going to be really dissapointed with myself'
Me:'yeah if i havent figured out how to cook rice in three years ill be disapointed with my self too'

cant remember what ones of those i had put up before but oh well smile

BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Psyrush: 'ben keeps trying to convince me that im gay...'

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
S3knot, mid having dreads done on his hair... "don't think sexy thoughts..."

very weird.

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
and another one just then
Me: 'red poles gave me a call and lou and i have a performance on the 8th of september.'
Tali: 'did you just say 'lou's working for red poles and im contracting AIDS in september?!'

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
what's with the "did you just say" 's?

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


S3KnoTBRONZE Member
NomadicRhythmSimulator
204 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
On the side of blue kombi i travel in
"I may look different, But i still taste the same"

Petey: "i just finished a rubiks cube, from completely shuffled to not, in 1 minute 57 seconds "

Experiencing people is the best experience of all.

Govenor of Flynt's Ass...


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
lowan (alien concept):

'You just want me to reset you timer!
You have used me!
And this time, I didn't even feel good about it!'

'One day! You are going to say something filthy in your sleep and I am going to quote that!!!!!'

lowan at play:
'That's why I like talking to you, Jen, you're the acid rain on my Statue of Innocence '

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
Everyone who saw me being fire marshall on the first night at play : how much has he drunk...

This was generaly followed by: oh that explains why he is half uncounicis on the floor

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
clarence: you can't be sad with a rainbow penis.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Many funny things were said at 2uberoz, but for now:

Brenn: *admiring chirping lorikeets flying past* Oooh, Lorikeets!
Brettstar: You can tell that Australian native birds have no predators... every few seconds they're like "WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!"

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
you toned that down abit...
Ben: 'alot of firsts for me tonight... i have never been mounted to the chip and dale theme song'
bender: stay in school...

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: BrettStar


you toned that down abit...



My memory is a wee bit foggy and tired. I think comadeering that trolley and putting you in viking getup and pushing you all the way from the shopping centre back to base had something to do with it biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
PsyRush: "mmmmmm threesomes ..... I need to start working on twosomes"

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


BrettStarPLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
lou: 'gay indian mormons... does that seem werid to you?...dont put that on hop...'

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Clarence: I wouldn't touch you with a thirty foot pole
Moka: I'd touch you with MY thirty foot pole
Me: *In the style of Phil Ken Sebben from Harvey Birdman* HA HA! Not to scale.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
At Common Ground 07:

Ryo_Ken: "I want your body." ubblol

----

Taj: "AAAAAYE!"
Brenn: "Taj, say Bees!"
Taj: "AAAAYE.....BEEEEEEES!"
Laughter ensues
Taj: "...BEEEEES!"
More laughter ensues
(repeat x3 times)

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Rellizite (spinning a fire sword at poi in the punt): "Can anyone else see that? It doesn't look like fire, does it?"

Everyone else: "Err, no! It's a big flame on the side of a sword"

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Biggins: 'I'm not fussy, I'm just against salty yeasty extracts...'

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
(Chris Carlos is having trouble with alternating dual fishtales)

Me: Pretend you're gay and sash-ay...

Chris: (in utter disgust) Oh my god... it works....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
See sig ubblol

ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
*ben-ja-men presents psyrush with a fairly rare steak for dinner*
PsyRush: this steak looks pretty rare ... im going to be pretty pissed off if i get sick and die.
ben-ja-men: if you die can I have your computer
PsyRush: No, its linked to my soul
ben-ja-men: fine ill format your soul when you die
Christy: so dave are you going to be reincarnated or are you going to hell
PsyRush: ill possess your body
Christy: then you'll be having sex with Ben
PsyRush: .... I didnt really think that through
Christy: suuuure you didnt

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?


Posted:
 Written by: steaks


Rellizite (spinning a fire sword at poi in the punt): "Can anyone else see that? It doesn't look like fire, does it?"

Everyone else: "Err, no! It's a big flame on the side of a sword"



Haha man. I don't remember that at all... Must've drunken more than I thought... rolleyes

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*While at Sunday spinning, Melbourne, a random stranger is appraising our toys and day gear*

stranger: Hi, are you guys the twirling meet?
Brenn: Nah, we are a group that likes to collect random stuff biggrin

Needless to say we assured her that we were indeed the sunday spin meet ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Kat: HAHAHA! We have your virginity!!



Me: No you don't! my virginity belongs to a guy called *meep*!



Kat: At least you came with something...



(From the other room)

Cat: Was it shame?! Was it SHAME??!?!?!??!?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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