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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Rouge Dragon: Petey, those nipples are MINE!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:ubblol

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:When I saw your name as the last poster, I thought you were going to write "Rougie STOP THAT" ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by: Firetramp


Uhm, pretty obvious what I did redface biggrin



But did you enjoy it? biggrin


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london

Total posts: 1750
Posted:ucof: "If I eat one more chip I'll turn into a chip"
and something along the lines of 'noooooooooooo get off'

somehow this lead to a conversation about a childrens programe called woof biggrin


Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:i used to love Woof!! the theme tune was great too biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted: Written by: jemima (jem)


ucof: "If I eat one more chip I'll turn into a chip"
and something along the lines of 'noooooooooooo get off'

somehow this lead to a conversation about a childrens programe called woof biggrin



What type of Dog was Woof? wink


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:"what day is it???"


most of the PLAY crew ubblol


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:The_Fade: "Decipher the f*&#ing cookie!"

Myco: "Who wants a crunchy bun at this time of day?" (said after 8 at night)


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:cookies are coded?~!?!

*looks at chocolate chip bikkie, with new found interest*


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning


 Written by: Firetramp


Uhm, pretty obvious what I did redface biggrin



But did you enjoy it? biggrin



ubblove ubbangel


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:FRD: Loves_The_C*ck

LTC: Fat_Rancid_Dyke

FRD: Oooooo touch[hyphen-e-thingy]e biggrin

LTC: Touch? wink

FRD: Well yeah... Ctrl-Alt-E works fine on a PC... just fine... I know how to do it. But macs are all hunchy and confusing and weird and stuff.

I mean, @ is on the 2 and " is where the @ should be! Its crazy!

So that's why I can't do [hyphen-e-thingys]... cos macs are lame.

Yes... that'll do nicely, methinks.

Hunchpaste harvester. biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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LilBBoy
SILVER Member since May 2006

LilBBoy

Discoverer of Rainbow Cheese
Location: Inverness, Scotland.

Total posts: 143
Posted:TinklePants : "Eeeeven the limuzeeeenes are comin' up 'ere!" biggrin

Time does not exist. In theory, everything with a beginning has an end. Therefore, only things with an end can have a beginning. As time has no end, it has no beginning, therefore does not exist. GO PHILOSOPHY!!!
Brittle Week was the shizz!!!

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:FRD: I'm under 18 and I've been by myself abroad loads of times!

Me: Really?

FRD: Well..not abroad..


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Sym: I reckon a willy is an acceptable size to go up a bum, because if you think about it, a willy's about the same size as a really big poo.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Was is a convincing arguement Jo?



Mags: Have you seen that French Blond guy around? I'm straight but I'd DEFINITELY shag him!!!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:well i'm not convinced. Exit only for me. smile it made me laugh lots though biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted: Written by: ravehead


"what day is it???"


most of the PLAY crew ubblol



The amount of times I asked that... ubblol


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Mags: Have you seen that French Blond guy around? I'm straight but I'd DEFINITELY shag him!!!



Funnily enough i think i may have said pretty much the same thing! ubblol


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


well i'm not convinced. Exit only for me. smile it made me laugh lots though biggrin



I know, not exactly the most romantic or horny imagery to get you in the mood to say 'okay do it then!' ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:we werent talking about bumming! we were just chatting about silly stuff in general. smile

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:You weren't?

 Written by: jo_rhymes


Sym: I reckon a willy is an acceptable size to go up a bum, because if you think about it, a willy's about the same size as a really big poo.



I must've got the wrong end of the stick then....


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:ubblol

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:me................... most nights/mornings..............





" shizzle..............is that the timeeek i need some sleep"



also............



"whats your name again?"



ubblol

EDITED_BY: ravehead (1152149509)


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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:me last night when i was being lazy.

 Written by: mjk

i'm to pathetic and conformist to try and be original so i'll just quote ambigous lyrics to try and express my emotions



"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted: Written by: ravehead


"whats your name again?"




I think you mean, "what is your real name again?"
ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Flynt: "I've always wanted a naughty Dick"


*hides behind arsn so flynty can't get me*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:Maus:
Perhaps something very slightly less offensive???
Poi_up_my_ladygarden perhaps
...
biggrin biggrin biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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pitman
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pitman

addict
Location: swansea

Total posts: 544
Posted:me and ryan on the way to port talbot on the train for a meet:

looks around and the area as we pull into the station, looks at each other and together say "it just aine all about parto talbot"


DONT DO DRUGS THERE BAD FOR YOU.
SO GIVE THEM ALL TO ME AND I WILL GET RID OF THEM FOR YOU!

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:Hey b!tch, get me a beer, a blowjob and a movie.

-

Fine_Rabid_Dog


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