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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:
Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:bwhaaa haaaa haaa ARSN!!!!

oh wait
That was about me!!!!

*blush*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh, and im just going to point to my signature as my contribution to this thread

biggrin


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:fallout is so funny!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:"its not very far really" - Magsthejedi shortly before a ridiculous walk to a free party in Falmouth!

wink


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:I think my favourite is from Narr's introduction thread...

Narr: "why not just chill in the jacuzzi malcom doesnt know its here yet shhhhhh!!"

UCOF: "this is a website."

biggrin


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol

i'd have to rummage my brain for a few. i know there were loads of good ones from the weekend at joe's in kent

oh wait...i just remembered..... ubblol something i believe flid said while filming the jelly wrestling wink


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:" snare drum, snare drum, symbol..."

ucof...I laughed for a straight five mins at this one


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:ooooooohhhhhhhh! I'm sure there were so many more from the Falmouth weekender! (but they can't have been very memorable, co i've forgotten them!)

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:valura..." ARSN you should be the last person laughing at that!!"

Arsn " .... Well I was, first there was the_seal laughing, and then bovril, and then I was laughing"

Valura cracks up...



~~~~~~~~~~~
Bovril: " you clone jesus and then there are hundreds of jesi' running around"

valura and arsn crack up...


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:andy poibox from a recent thread in poi moves

"poi is fun"


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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MrConfused
BRONZE Member since Jan 2002

MrConfused

addict
Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom

Total posts: 529
Posted:Flynt: "The glass is half full.... and not of sarcasm!"

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:"yeah you can laugh.....your not the one with the cold boob" Gidg

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Bovril monkey...reading sex and the supernatural
"Im very inetrested in the invasion of the penis snatchers"


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:hahahaha all those quotes are so funny biggrin

Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:ARASHI describing his own likeness in a photo:
"yes, my britches be fallin"
arashi puts the nit in shiz


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Simian: "Can anyone help me Selecta' Bo!"

ubblol

I agree..the Bovotron is indeed a source of many a fine pant wetting moment.


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:i got one from falmouth Bird...the "We're all pyromaniacs and we've all fallen off the wagon today"

and someone posted but I can't remember..

"The staff isn't hitting you, it's trying to hug you but it hasn't got any arms"

choice biggrin


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Although I like the funnies, I don't have any to remember but here's one for all the ladies out there:

"I'm not looking at her as someone to go to bed with, I'm looking at her as someone to wake up next to. " - Quix


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:"Juggling balls for sale - only twelve pounds each!!" - Frodo trying to sell Pink's juggling balls.

biggrin


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:*waits for the quotes from bovril to come out*

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:I feel like a strawberry shortcake !

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
thats soooooo wrong puko! eek


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:You guys laughed at me cause of how naieve i really am sometimes. redface biggrin

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:"How do you do a weave again?" - Beth, trying to demonstrate a weave.

tongue wink


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Josh: I'm not doing anything dodgy - I'm just trying to find something that feels weird in my pants.

Katinca: Astro URINE to the rescue!!

Josh: It's completely inconsistant to imagine yourself as seperate from the universe. (right before disolving into a fit of giggles...)

Katinca: There's no I in team, there's only AM!......... I dont get that....

biggrin Bought to you by leaning house!


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:

" Josh: I'm not doing anything dodgy - I'm just trying to find something that feels weird in my pants "



honestly that wins hands down!!!


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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Dentrassi----- "the men in MY family have penises"

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Mags The Jedi
GOLD Member since May 2004

Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK

Total posts: 2020
Posted:Written by: Custom Bug

i got one from falmouth Bird...the "We're all pyromaniacs and we've all fallen off the wagon today"




This one can actually be heard on the edited video for Falmouth 1. Which can be found here. I'm fairly sure it's my voice, but i can't for the life of me remember. It's just before Bug appears mysteriously out of the darkness. biggrin

And that party wasn't very far! It was about a mile, you lot are all wusses. biggrin


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:arsn - *i do believe in poi! i do believe in poi!*

ubblol ubbtickled ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:A couple of classics from the Falmouth weekender.......

Mags the Jedi - "I'll happily drink Frodo's juice anyday"

Pink - "Do you want to feel my hot rock"

"What's a butterfly?"

"Stop catching them!" - when trying to teach Mill's mess to Oli.

Beth - "A bad spinner always blames his poi"

Brad_fire - "Has someone cleaned my balls?"

"I've got an idea, - 2 handed Juggling"

Oli - " I think that was an isolated cough" - after hearing Mags coughing after a short delay.


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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