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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
well, it was about a HoP post:

 Written by: auntie shiela


 Written by: jo_rhymes


hello there, I am one of your "poi loving hippies" from home of poi.com

It was wonderfully entertaining of you to join us on our forum today, thankyou so much

you'll notice i didnt bother changing my sign-in name. tata for now xxx



[censored]. retreat!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
lady doing the tax: "and your return is..."
Taj: *puke*

rock on lil bub taj!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: Aime


Hey b!tch, get me a beer, a blowjob and a movie.

-

Fine_Rabid_Dog



In that order?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Valura - "Damn'it, That's the second time you've made me inhale ass gas today!"

biggrin

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Troy, it's YOUR birthday...that means WE should be giving YOU the arse gas...i mean, presents wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Havokist


"Ok own up. Who's replaced Havokist with this intelligent robot thingummy?" ~ Cantus



ubblol

Whoever it was, they've replaced Bubbles now too.
I'm holding out for Millhouse. I'd love to see what he'll be like when he's cleverer...
wink

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Simian: "I'm a voodoo cow shaman".

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ok i dunno if she's on here yet, but still another fellow fire spinner:
"i liked that one where i got on my knees for matt. let's do that one again."

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I dont know if i want to know the context or not! *rofl*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol we were doing a photo shoot in some caves and we had just taken a picture of my friend matt spinning poi while jen was on a lower ledge on her knees doing fire fans. we've never let her live that statement down!!! ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Post deleted by GitasGuy

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Meg,hollared this out after someone screwed up during a spin.... " Only Nakedness can save you now! "

my favorite heckle

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
bounce

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Im so not offended Paul!!! You dont have to delete it! ubblol ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Thanks Chicky, but i don't know how to get it back now!!!! hug hug hug hug

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"ooh yay! im being loved from all sides" - ezz, much earlier this evening

"i dunno im fairly easy pleased" ezz, about 10minutes ago

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*petey* says:
i was sitting at waffles, after we went shopping. and ive thought, i should call flynt, she knocks off now and shed love to come tie me up

(about ten minutes ago... tehehe!)

Currently on the right side up of the world.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"we could just chryogenically freeze one of your balls now. excellent" ~ flynt

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
a friend of mine...

"what do i do with it once i've got it spinning? no - serisously, what?"

It took us a while to realise he was talking about the diablo...

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
whilst sitting around the campfire at gwithian



Garthy: I don't get what bits of that were an in-joke and what wasn't



Asena: im gay



Garthy: yeah...?



Asena: thats the joke



Garthy: ...



Asena: im gay and im a joke frown

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
Also by the campfire at Gwithian:

Nate staggers over wasted....

Nate (in a slurred happy voice): Ive just been told im a really nice person!

Me (while spinning): Your a really drunk person!

Nate (shouts): Well FINE! if i have to choose........
i choose.......... really drunk person.......
Now gimme some whiskey Nick you BITCH!
ubblol

10 minutes later hes passed out face down!
Your a dude nate! hug

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
random drunk d##khead in hyde park: "are you a
EDITED_BY: Larry (1158756286)

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mollydog has treats called "Health Hearts" which are basically meaty heart shaped treats.

Me and molly were in the kitchen and I said "do you want a health heart molly?"

sym said "does she want hell fart?!"

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
not so much a quote but a moment at play 2006 round the cmapire with everyone off there face singing nieghbours theme song at the top of our voices cuz we didnt know anything else

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
oh gods petey, you actually posted it.

:blush:

Currently on the right side up of the world.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
hehehe i remember the neighbours singing...

...I think that was Mr Chutney's doing ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
"I'm flirting vicariously"
-FoxInDocs

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
"I can't get anything up, can I?"
-Fox again! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Arnwyn: "Here nelfy nipples, nelfy nipples, here!"

Biggins: "I find it disturbing that you are lactating Coopers!"

SO many good quotes from CG, just trying to remember them all. These were two that made me cry with laughter...

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Flynt: "I've got googies and eggs! googies and eggs! googies and eggs!"
*cue Brenn's bacon & egg sandwich exploding all over him*

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


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