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orangemember
158 posts
Location: england


Posted:
it was lovely to see so many people at the london version of poi-in-the-park
i was just curious as to how far from the park - an unladen`d spoon - with probably pieces of cassandra`s crepe` for its only company - might have got already ?

african or european? - i hear you ask
...sheffield steel probably - there`s a lot of it around these here parts

orange energy hugs to everyone and ta for making it worthy of my long term memory
woowoo`s to energise you ...

swoopedinandswoopedoutagain...orange...xxx...


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
Now that's a tricky one. I might have to pass.

Will there be questions this tricky in my impending exams? *shuffles about looking decidedly worried*

spoons weren't on the syllabus though so I may just be safe.....

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
I'll take business ethics for $100...

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Hey, Im challenged.

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
I know the answer !!!

::jumping up and down ::

What do I get in return if I tell you where that wicked little spoon went ? do i get to play with you in Paris ???

shine on
Cassandra

[ 22 May 2002, 02:04: Message edited by: Cassandra ]

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
That's ridicurous The Coconut would come from a tropical climb, plus the the spoons would never reach the proper airspeed velocity to leave london.

Oh sod it!....... ya know what??
i never wanted to be a firetwirler, ......
I wanted to be.... A LUMBERJACK!...

only kidding - fire forever - woot!

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RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Dunno about the speed of an unladen spoon, but Bender moves at the speed of light. I can't keep up with him!!!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It's easy to kep up with Bender I think. Read the words he writes the clues are all there.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Ohhhh, *intrigued*

Is Bender sending coded messages to the Russians?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
I think I have it... Coconut... tropical... LUMBERJACK... woot!... Ok, this is what I have.

take away the coco and you get nut... that's Bender... tropical, and you get cocktails... LUMBERJACK all in higher case lettering... mean BIG sweaty men... and woot... that's a hard one... maybe if we put what we have together we'll get it...

" I Bender wish to drink cocktails with Big sweaty men and... hmmm now help me out with this woot part..."

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In my world there are people in chains and we ride them like ponies.

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Lol arsn, I *wish* i could infer as much but Cantus is right, there's nuthin original in my post..

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arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
wait, a minute, wait a minute, WAIT a minute...
cassandra, where exactly did that, spoon, go, now??? (runs off)

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Arsn slowly places the spoon back down on the table, and slowly steps back... and than it happens... everyone sees traces of soup and they know who took the spoon...

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I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
The spoon ? well, dunno if I should tell you that actually ... cause I still don't have guarantee that orange will come play with me

Anywya... spoon is clean and safe ... taht's all I can say for now
no further comments

shine on
Cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
For a minute I thought that Orange was mounting a rescue mission for Cantus's missing ice cream.

But the answer, if no one has figured it out yet, is 42.

Jesus helps me trick people.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I actually quite enjoyed Bender's ping pong ball/ Star Wars reference. That was funny i thought. But that was in a whole other thread. What he writes is clever but you usually don't have to think much about his posts. Some thought is required however. Which maybe where some of you are faling down.....


*tiptoes quietly away before Bender notices any compliments in his post*

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
orange,
Another questiony:
"What is the speed of an unladen Fire kit note book?"
How fart could it have got from clapham common, in this time.
Maybe even all the way to Brixton?
eek

Walks away, whistling, hands behind back....

la lala

Drew

SmokyDavySILVER Member
Do my poi look too small in this?
394 posts
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
I think it would take about 25 minutes walking time, depending on whether you're right near the station or on brixton hill.

D

FrenzieBRONZE Member
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515 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Are you suggesting that spoons migrate?

- Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the milk crate -


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
eeeer ..; well... truth is that those orange's spoons migrate only when French frogs carry them around ....

But I heard that many other objects actually migrate in the winter anyway , that's why they talk about high / low piano season for example ...

shine on
Cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
Have you ever witnessed a left foot sock migration?

Bloody fucking scary, that is. If you ever see one just run, and run as fast as you can. Believe me, you don't want to get caught in the middle of that one.

Jesus helps me trick people.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh Gods Cass, don't mention pianos. You'll set NYC off again. He hasn't forgotten those chickens I owe him. Next thing I know it'll be raining pianos left, right and centre....

*goes to hide under the table*

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


orangemember
158 posts
Location: england


Posted:
that 'wicked little spoon' is in my 'go and wander the world after possesions' list

ros rest assured no spoon q`s

arsn - 'business ethics' - doesn`t that count for 1 of those double-negative (i forget the long word...)
100potatoes -we don`t do the /$ thing between friends

cass i`d love to come and twirl and whirl around with you - i don`t think i`ll be able to see you for poi-in-paris -

maybe cantus and me could travel spoon-ward `rounnd the globe armed only with ice cream but knowing of jambon not being jam... could save my vegetarianistic tongue

hey glass you whistling boy -close your legs... and get the book in your bag for the next week
i`m down for a show in london on friday and filming for harry potter starts on the following monday - so i`ll be around - pass it along to any of the fairyfolk or the hendon house of pleasure crowd - it`ll find it`s way

fieryflow - do spoons walk - prove your words or eat vegetables shaped like garden tools !!!

thoughts full of piano`s with high pitched voices wearing socks on their right front and back legged feet-- hiding a chicken behind it`s stool (not too many stool jokes please cantus) and it`s spoon holder currently empty ...
big hugs all and lots of swirly fire motion eye crinnkle smiles ...xxx...

swoopedinandswoopedoutagain...orange...xxx...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You in another film then kid?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
What bird is also a chair?

A stool pigeon.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


KatincaSee my vest.... see my vest...
693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia


Posted:
Didn't anyone ever tell you guys...

"There is no Spoon"



Love and Light

~*~ Katinca ~*~


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Frenzie
Are you suggesting that spoons migrate?
Like the birds which sit atop of hippos to eat the lice which lives there... The Trollies like to be lice free for when they return to the deep. The spoons eat the lice... I LOVE IT!!!

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Ill bring the marshmallows.

[ 27 May 2002, 13:35: Message edited by: Arsn ]

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
...ohhhh he's a firetwirler and he's ok!
he sleeps all night,
he works all day!...

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RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
He burns long staffs, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lava-treeeeee!!
In summer he goes bush doof
And has magic-brownies for tea...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


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