My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Let's relight this forum
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"Puee" is zee Meuree vurd fur a bell oon a curd thet is svoong eruoond zee budy. Bork bork bork!
"Puee" is prunuoonced leeke-a "Tuy", "Buy" leekes "Puee"(ie-a Puy).
Zee Meuree ere-a neteefes ooff Noo Zeelund. Bork bork bork! Puee ere-a used in a dunce-a fur zee femeles und cu-oordeeneshun treeening fur zee verreeurs (useeng rucks svoong frum flex rupes) beffure-a bettle-a. Puee ere-a elsu used es a treeening eeed fur oozeer unceeent veepuns leeke-a zee Mere-a oor Petoo (Shurt cloob)
Elsu in Noo Zeelund zee Puee cun be-a used es a representeshun ooff a noomber ooff items und beleeeffs Oone-a beeeng ooff zee penees oor oofereees und fellupeeun toobes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Puee dunceeng hed beee used in zee pest tu ettrect a pertner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Puee cun be-a svoong und buoonced ooffff zee hunds, erms und budy. Bork bork bork! Meuree use-a seengle-a puee, duooble-a puee, 3 oor ifee 4 puee et a teeme-a. Zee lengt ooff curd fereees frum shurt, medeeoom und lung dependeeng oon zee reqooured iffffect. Um de hur de hur de hur.
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I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
take the schneak-tip
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Befo'e we dig into all de chemicals, here's some few doodads ya' should know befo'e tryin' dese.
Yo' wicks gots'ta be ruined.
~ Not only is some uh de chemicals co'rosive t'metal, de higha' burnin' tempuh'ture uh de medylated spirits means de kevlar gots'ta degrade quicka' too. 'S coo', bro. If ya' kin, it's advisable t'have some no'mal fire wick/poi/staff and some coloured flame one - even goin' so's far as some different wick fo' each different colour. Ah be baaad... Some uh de chemicals kin leave some manky reisdue which builds down on de wicks afta' a while - not only lookin' (and often smellin') unpleasant, but severly reducin' de wicks' burn-time.
Toxic, dig dis: Hazardous t'Heald
~ Some uh de chemicals (includin' plum Meds! Right on!) is fine nasty - bod in deir "natural" state and da damn vapours dey produce whilst burnin'. It's advisable t'not regularly use any uh dese (try and limit yo'self t'2 burns some night) even go as far as wearin' some pollushun max'. Wear some rubba' gloves whilst handlin' dem, and wuzh yo' hands befo'e touchin' yo' eye o' any oda' sensitive area uh yo' body No one likess some chemical burn. 'S coo', bro.
Do not even consida' hangin' fire breadin' wid any uh dese chemicals! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!
It's hot
~ May seem obvious, but it's always baaaad t'be aware Whilst ya' may feel happy hangin' bare-skin wraps wid kero/paraffin, it's not real advisble t'do it wid dese mixes. Not only duz de Meds burn hotta' dan bod kero and Coleman's/Honky Gas, de chemicals gots'ta also be burnin' and could do nasty doodads t'yo' lovely arms. Wear supa fine loose fittin' natural fiba' tops and trousers. No-one likess some spinna' in some shell-suit
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