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Chotysmember
91 posts

Posted:
https://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

A great site that creates a parody of a url that you enter, in a variety of different stereotypes. Im currently posting in the redneck version of HoP, and its funny as hell.

:Chotys:

FabergGOLD Member
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Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks....

Redneck = "Fo' mo'e info'mashun click on Noo User Info"

ubblol ubblol ubblol

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


polytheneveteran
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Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
'whut in tarnation is poi?' ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

I tried one of the links and it said

"We kinnot proceed, cuss it all t' tarnation"
"All of th' required fields is not filled in, as enny fool kin plainly see"
"Contack Administrato"

hyuk hyuk hyuk

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Oh my gosh... this is great!!
Hearing Elmer Fidd talk about Shawn Michaels is awesome~~ thanks for sharing

OrangeBoboSILVER Member
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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
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"Puee" is zee Meuree vurd fur a bell oon a curd thet is svoong eruoond zee budy. Bork bork bork!

"Puee" is prunuoonced leeke-a "Tuy", "Buy" leekes "Puee"(ie-a Puy).

Zee Meuree ere-a neteefes ooff Noo Zeelund. Bork bork bork! Puee ere-a used in a dunce-a fur zee femeles und cu-oordeeneshun treeening fur zee verreeurs (useeng rucks svoong frum flex rupes) beffure-a bettle-a. Puee ere-a elsu used es a treeening eeed fur oozeer unceeent veepuns leeke-a zee Mere-a oor Petoo (Shurt cloob)

Elsu in Noo Zeelund zee Puee cun be-a used es a representeshun ooff a noomber ooff items und beleeeffs Oone-a beeeng ooff zee penees oor oofereees und fellupeeun toobes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Puee dunceeng hed beee used in zee pest tu ettrect a pertner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

Puee cun be-a svoong und buoonced ooffff zee hunds, erms und budy. Bork bork bork! Meuree use-a seengle-a puee, duooble-a puee, 3 oor ifee 4 puee et a teeme-a. Zee lengt ooff curd fereees frum shurt, medeeoom und lung dependeeng oon zee reqooured iffffect. Um de hur de hur de hur.





Yaay for Swedish chefs biggrin

~ Bobo

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OnionGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Sounds more like Danish biggrin

pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
LMAO....that's great!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GoodSILVER Member
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Location: a mountaintop in Colorado, USA


Posted:
Damn, that is hilarious! Now I have something to do at work today!

take the schneak-tip


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*laughs hyserically*

Ahhhhhahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha!" No way! thats too funny!

That is pure comedy!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
very nice

"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
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Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Yee har, I cn 'derstnd what yer tlking erbout. smile

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


DurbsBRONZE Member
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


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Befo'e we dig into all de chemicals, here's some few doodads ya' should know befo'e tryin' dese.


Yo' wicks gots'ta be ruined.
~ Not only is some uh de chemicals co'rosive t'metal, de higha' burnin' tempuh'ture uh de medylated spirits means de kevlar gots'ta degrade quicka' too. 'S coo', bro. If ya' kin, it's advisable t'have some no'mal fire wick/poi/staff and some coloured flame one - even goin' so's far as some different wick fo' each different colour. Ah be baaad... Some uh de chemicals kin leave some manky reisdue which builds down on de wicks afta' a while - not only lookin' (and often smellin') unpleasant, but severly reducin' de wicks' burn-time.

Toxic, dig dis: Hazardous t'Heald
~ Some uh de chemicals (includin' plum Meds! Right on!) is fine nasty - bod in deir "natural" state and da damn vapours dey produce whilst burnin'. It's advisable t'not regularly use any uh dese (try and limit yo'self t'2 burns some night) even go as far as wearin' some pollushun max'. Wear some rubba' gloves whilst handlin' dem, and wuzh yo' hands befo'e touchin' yo' eye o' any oda' sensitive area uh yo' body No one likess some chemical burn. 'S coo', bro.
Do not even consida' hangin' fire breadin' wid any uh dese chemicals! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!

It's hot
~ May seem obvious, but it's always baaaad t'be aware Whilst ya' may feel happy hangin' bare-skin wraps wid kero/paraffin, it's not real advisble t'do it wid dese mixes. Not only duz de Meds burn hotta' dan bod kero and Coleman's/Honky Gas, de chemicals gots'ta also be burnin' and could do nasty doodads t'yo' lovely arms. Wear supa fine loose fittin' natural fiba' tops and trousers. No-one likess some spinna' in some shell-suit





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