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bairie fen


lord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
Location: wild wiltshire

Total posts: 165
Posted:I really really like monkeys !

fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!

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Zim
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 284
Posted:>It's not that i want to... KILL.. the monkeys... it's just that i want them... to... not be living... anymore....<

i mean that in a good way, cause i love monkeys... n stuff

Bonus points to whoever can tell me where the quote in the "><"s came from!


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:is it from a tv show that you like enough to watch too many times. And love enough to quote?


What do i win?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Zim
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 284
Posted:bonus points...

...shiny bonus point...

i think you can use em at chuckee cheese's... or somethin


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Nucleopoi
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Nucleopoi

chemical attraction
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England

Total posts: 1097
Posted:oh i do love the monkeys i do....
i saw one die the other day though which wasnt very nice


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:im going on a coach trip to Monkey World on 1st april biggrin

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Monkey... monkey monkey.... My friend is called Monkey... I like monkeys *puts hand up* pick me pick me!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:has any1 ever wathched that TV show monkey? Its about sum japanese prince having majik adventures. I remember it being a tad risque.

this is him


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hehehe! Crazy facial hair!


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:<------------

arrgghhh i remember that show! it was crazy!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:it was indeed crazy. I loved it. it made me giggle!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I am a monkey (can't you tell by the spelling)
munkey
munki
munci
mynci
Yeah!
And i'm more advanced than those people from dorset (they have no thumbs) I have 4!!! eek


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you

Total posts: 933
Posted:WOOT! monkeys rock!

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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Yell fire!
SILVER Member since May 2003

member
Location: London

Total posts: 151
Posted:I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


Possibly the funniest thing i have ever read! Pure comic brilliance clap


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:MONKEY MAGIC! thats the show Rabid Dog!!

Hey check out some of my pictures, ive got sum of my pet monkey up (its not a real one wink )


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, Some up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the Monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude....... like, how much water did you drink?!!"

ubbloco


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:The above post is courtesy of Spacey smile

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:ubblol

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:monkeys?

pfft

y'know, i can take em or leave em.


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:get out! get out!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:i am the monkey and you can't stop me...

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anyhoo.htm
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EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1117109317)


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:Monkey's are the bestest of the best! anyone who likes monkey's should go to:

www.monkeyworld.co.uk


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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jinvincible
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown

Total posts: 125
Posted:Monkeys are nice and all, but I'd lay odds on my army of helper raccoons.

Yellow and blue make green.

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london

Total posts: 1750
Posted:Lots of people, including me, likes monkeys!

Here just look at these loverly monkey (and ape) portraits

(go to enter, and portraits)


Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Written by: JP Madam SNOOPoi

anyone who likes monkey's should go to:

www.monkeyworld.co.uk



I've been there... the monkeys are awesome!

I saw Jim (the owner) while I was there, too... He wasn't in a cage, though...


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:awwww shucks!!! redface

Its great to see that you all love me and my family so much!!!
HUGZ FOR ALL!!!

hug hug hug hug hug hug hug
grouphug grouphug grouphug grouphug grouphug
hug2 hug2 hug2 hug2 hug2


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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:pfft

monkeys?

i dunno

i guess they're ok...


"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london

Total posts: 1750
Posted:Thaught this might make another monkey smile ubblol

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:from last page:

Written by: simian

monkeys?

pfft

y'know, i can take em or leave em.



so it looks like you're slowly coming round mr simian...

another two or three years and you might even think monkeys are approaching 'good' smile


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I'm with you pyro cousin wink
we monkeys rock, simians just jealous coz he don't have a tail. ubblol
this is for mynci (sorry) monkey dislikers.....> spank


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:It's the cool thing to do these days, to like monkeys.

They're nothing special.


(Lemonkey nickname chosen for me by somebody else, don't associate me a monkeyy-lover)


Willy - is bad for your health...

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