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bairie fenlord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire


Posted:
I really really like monkeys !

fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
I like monkeys too! And rabbits! ubbrollsmile

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Monkeys? I don't really care much for them. I mean, I don't think that they should be marched off into camps or anything, but it just gets to me when they climb trees and jump about or pull on their ears in public.

If monkeys would just not be so demonstrative about it, I wouldn't have a problem. But lately there are all sorts of TV shows about monkeys, they have Monkey Pride parades, and it's just tearing away at the moral fabric of our nation. Next thing you know, they're going to teach kids how to be monkeys in school.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I like monkeys but i couldn't eat a whole one. Well maybe one of the smaller simians but certainly not a Banobo

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I like certain monkeys, like Simian and Bovril. biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Monkeys are ok, Apes are better!!

Ook Ook!!

LyQUiDstranger
2 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta. Canada


Posted:
Monkeys ... <.< ... >.> okey then

ubbidea *slinks off*

MrDremember
15 posts

Posted:
I have a picture of a spider monkey on my wall. His name is 'Pulgoso', which apparently means 'full of fleas'.

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Monkey's are pretty cool. I prefer hyperloops though devil

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
monkeys are cool!
little spider monkeys! and tamarils (is that right?)
very very cute!

what about Homer's Helper monkey on the Simpsons?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bairie fenlord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
165 posts
Location: wild wiltshire


Posted:
Hmmm......
Hyperlooping with monkeys hey ! ha ha knew something good would come out of this !
Simian and Bovril are top monkeys for sure !
whatever will happen next !

fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Monkeys Rule!! biggrin

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


stregAi*member
44 posts
Location: Rome


Posted:
I have a little monkey drinking ink tattooed on my belly
ubbrollsmile

The adventures first! Explanations take such a dreadful time...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Man, I would love a helper monker. "Pray For Mojo". Wheeeeeee!

Hyperlooping monkeys, pfffft. Try spinning elephants!

Monkeys can be really annoying, like nicking aerials and bumpers and stuff.

I like the small ickle ones :insert bambi-eyes graemlin: like the spider monkey. They r so cute!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
monkey post c/o weebl and bob
https://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


woodnymphmember
313 posts
Location: london,uk


Posted:
monkeys always either pee on me or bite me wholeheartedly.......

ieuanBRONZE Member
holy man
110 posts
Location: Upstate, NY, USA


Posted:
I like monkey's!!!!! ubblol

Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.


Mint SauceBRONZE Member
veteran
1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England


Posted:
monkey magick

before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Mu-mu-mu-mu-monkey

ubblol Weebl is so weird!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
I find monkeys immensely irritating

It's the way they look at you with that superior expression. Plus they invented the pop-up. True.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Yay, monkeys! I love em.

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


lorryBRONZE Member
member
19 posts
Location: cheltenham, gloucestershire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: MrDre


I have a picture of a spider monkey on my wall.




offtopicmy friend james was telling me about spidermonkeys the other day. however he works in the porn industry so i hope the spider monkey picture u have on ur wall is not the sort of spider monkey he was talking about!

anyhoo, back on topic, as homer (simpsons) says "its funny cos they're monkeys". i dont know why but i find themextremely amusing

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
"Zoo-keeper, Zoo-keeper! Thos two monkeys are trying to kill each other!"

ubblol That was how homer learned bout sex! ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
i think this would have to be the most completely random thread ive ever seen on the net....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
An attempt at post whoredom prehaps?



*Waits for Pounce to call me a hypercrite... again...*



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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Spontaneously CombustableThe cuter FRD
214 posts
Location: London, Brixton


Posted:
ive got ages to go

but only 1 more 2 become a member


----There are no opportunities, only problems----


Pa-li-tchistranger
22 posts

Posted:
Monkeys are so cool in the cities, mostly in India......

.:full power:.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Pa-li-tchi


Monkeys are so cool in the cities, mostly in India......





like in pushkar. I met lots of nice langur monkeys on the rooftops of Pushkar. smile

Meh


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
ubblove monkeys!

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
I sent some time in South Africa about 2 years ago. Stayed with a family friend. The first morning I woke up, stretched, went to the window. drew curtains, watched monkey walk past, blinked.

Not honestly expecting that but, cool! En suite monkeys!

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
MONKEYS!!!! only time i get 2 hang out with things my own mental capacity

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


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