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bairie fen


lord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
Location: wild wiltshire

Total posts: 165
Posted:I really really like monkeys !

fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!

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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 845
Posted:I like monkeys too! And rabbits! ubbrollsmile

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Monkeys? I don't really care much for them. I mean, I don't think that they should be marched off into camps or anything, but it just gets to me when they climb trees and jump about or pull on their ears in public.

If monkeys would just not be so demonstrative about it, I wouldn't have a problem. But lately there are all sorts of TV shows about monkeys, they have Monkey Pride parades, and it's just tearing away at the moral fabric of our nation. Next thing you know, they're going to teach kids how to be monkeys in school.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I like monkeys but i couldn't eat a whole one. Well maybe one of the smaller simians but certainly not a Banobo

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:I like certain monkeys, like Simian and Bovril. biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Total posts: 182
Posted:Monkeys are ok, Apes are better!!

Ook Ook!!


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LyQUiD


stranger
Location: Calgary, Alberta. Canada

Total posts: 2
Posted:Monkeys ... <.< ... >.> okey then

ubbidea *slinks off*


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MrDre


member


Total posts: 15
Posted:I have a picture of a spider monkey on my wall. His name is 'Pulgoso', which apparently means 'full of fleas'.

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Total posts: 2617
Posted:Monkey's are pretty cool. I prefer hyperloops though devil

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:monkeys are cool!
little spider monkeys! and tamarils (is that right?)
very very cute!

what about Homer's Helper monkey on the Simpsons?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bairie fen


lord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
Location: wild wiltshire

Total posts: 165
Posted:Hmmm......
Hyperlooping with monkeys hey ! ha ha knew something good would come out of this !
Simian and Bovril are top monkeys for sure !
whatever will happen next !


fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:Monkeys Rule!! biggrin

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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stregAi*


member
Location: Rome

Total posts: 44
Posted:I have a little monkey drinking ink tattooed on my belly
ubbrollsmile


The adventures first! Explanations take such a dreadful time...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Man, I would love a helper monker. "Pray For Mojo". Wheeeeeee!

Hyperlooping monkeys, pfffft. Try spinning elephants!

Monkeys can be really annoying, like nicking aerials and bumpers and stuff.

I like the small ickle ones :insert bambi-eyes graemlin: like the spider monkey. They r so cute!


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:monkey post c/o weebl and bob
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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woodnymph


woodnymph

member
Location: london,uk

Total posts: 313
Posted:monkeys always either pee on me or bite me wholeheartedly.......

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ieuan
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

holy man
Location: Upstate, NY, USA

Total posts: 110
Posted:I like monkey's!!!!! ubblol

Gather your harps from the willow trees, dust off the ancient strings. Call the bards and prophets, let them sing healing and freedom. Let light and love flow from the strings, colors of revelation.

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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

veteran
Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:monkey magick

before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Mu-mu-mu-mu-monkey

ubblol Weebl is so weird!


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Eera
BRONZE Member since May 2003

old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Austral...

Total posts: 1107
Posted:I find monkeys immensely irritating

It's the way they look at you with that superior expression. Plus they invented the pop-up. True.


There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Total posts: 319
Posted:Yay, monkeys! I love em.

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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lorry
BRONZE Member since May 2004

member
Location: cheltenham, gloucestershire, U...

Total posts: 19
Posted:Written by: MrDre

I have a picture of a spider monkey on my wall.



offtopicmy friend james was telling me about spidermonkeys the other day. however he works in the porn industry so i hope the spider monkey picture u have on ur wall is not the sort of spider monkey he was talking about!

anyhoo, back on topic, as homer (simpsons) says "its funny cos they're monkeys". i dont know why but i find themextremely amusing


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:"Zoo-keeper, Zoo-keeper! Thos two monkeys are trying to kill each other!"

ubblol That was how homer learned bout sex! ubblol


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:i think this would have to be the most completely random thread ive ever seen on the net....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:An attempt at post whoredom prehaps?



*Waits for Pounce to call me a hypercrite... again...*



Ten More Posts to go!

EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1087650636)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Spontaneously Combustable


Spontaneously Combustable

The cuter FRD
Location: London, Brixton

Total posts: 214
Posted:ive got ages to go

but only 1 more 2 become a member



----There are no opportunities, only problems----

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Pa-li-tchi


Pa-li-tchi

stranger


Total posts: 22
Posted:Monkeys are so cool in the cities, mostly in India......

.:full power:.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: Pa-li-tchi

Monkeys are so cool in the cities, mostly in India......




like in pushkar. I met lots of nice langur monkeys on the rooftops of Pushkar. smile


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:ubblove monkeys!

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:I sent some time in South Africa about 2 years ago. Stayed with a family friend. The first morning I woke up, stretched, went to the window. drew curtains, watched monkey walk past, blinked.

Not honestly expecting that but, cool! En suite monkeys!


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:MONKEYS!!!! only time i get 2 hang out with things my own mental capacity

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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