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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
>Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they"?



promises??

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
now back to the woman with her 7 kids. half of them were boys, yes. but no mention that 'only' half of them were boys! maybe they were all boys?!

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
That's it margita! You're exactly right biggrin hug

Your turn! ubbrollsmile

Let's relight this forum ubblove


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
yay!! i can't believe i got one! which one am i right on?! the kids?

oh man, either way i need a riddle!?...

two sisters were working in the garden
in the end, one had a dirty face, while the other was clean
the clean one washed her face, while the one with the dirty face didn't.
why is it so??

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes ths kids one smile

Let's relight this forum ubblove


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
kewl! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


Klaymen180 posts
Location: Melbourne, Vic.


Posted:
I dunno margita. Where the sisters birds? One found worm the other drank from birdbath... uh yeah I'm sorta at a loss for ideas :P

- Klaymen

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Are they pigs washing in a mud bath or sumthing?
Thats a lame answer but its all my cleve friend can think of... pffft. Moron.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: margita


the clean one washed her face




Obsessesive (sp?) compulsive! ubblol

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


mo-sephenthusiast
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK


Posted:
I got told that one about dentists:

You've just moved to a new town, with two dentists in, so you go to see them both. One has perfect shining white teeth, and the other has crooked, yellow, missing teeth. Which one do you go to see, and why?

monkeys ate my brain


borismcnorrisprofessional pedant
137 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
The one with the crooked teath 'cos he msut be the other guy's dentist!

Not sure about the clean faces one though. Maybe one sister cleaned the other one's face?

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want it, poor people have it and if you eat it you die?

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
nothing?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.
Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Klaymen180 posts
Location: Melbourne, Vic.


Posted:
hmmm, a skunk? Maybe you cook it and eat it, I dunno :P.

- Klaymen

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
nope. Close about cooking tho. And it is an animal.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
fish?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
I'd say a pig...
people always stop to smell the bacon cooking outside the sandwich shop in town, I hold my breath and run ever since a choking incident happening next to me I can't eat it


HAHAHA Couldn't resist...


There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Klaymen180 posts
Location: Melbourne, Vic.


Posted:
hot dogs!

GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
lol ubblol I like that one!!!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Klaymen180 posts
Location: Melbourne, Vic.


Posted:
is the third word "gry"?

KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
Depends which way you are playing the third word could be "three"



but the proper answer is language (actually, no, yours is phrased wrongly for that answer)

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
Alternately if you are going by the second sentence version of the riddle then the answer is angry.

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


lorryBRONZE Member
member
19 posts
Location: cheltenham, gloucestershire, United Kingdom


Posted:
im crap at this. i think hitting myself with poi has knocked out a few brain cells. anyhoo, an easy riddle...

a boy walks pasta "guess ur weight" stall at a carnival. the stall holder says "if i write ur exact weight on this piece of paper, u give me £5. if i get it wrong, i give u a fiver." the boy decides to trick the stallholder by saying his weight is different to what the stallholder says, even if he gets it right. how did the stall holder end up getting the £5?

KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
the peice of paper said "your exact weight"

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
hi all!

haven't been on here in a while...but i see noone got my riddle about the sisters!

the two sisters didn't have a mirror, so they looked at each other. the one with the dirty face thought she was clean, and vice versa!

ubbloco

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I saw esaw sitting on a seesaw. How many letters of s in that?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
none. t-h-a-t, no s biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Katrina got it... it was posted up on hop a while ago...

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Even after reading the solution, i never did get that one.....

Heres an oldie, that came from Oedipus (Sp?).

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
people,

when born they crawl on all 4 limbs (4legs) when a man they walk and run on 2 and when old they use 2 +1 walking stick

smile

i dont have one frown

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