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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


GnorBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Ice is correct.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


DurbsBRONZE Member
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
ice?!! Ice isn't bone, that's rubbish, nor is it a miracle...
smile

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...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
hey hey !!! klever me !

hmmm , the thing is i dont realy know any riddles ?!?!?

try this very easy one ...

"if you look on my face ,
you wont find thirteen anyplace"

and then theres this

" the older i grow the shorter i get "

aaaaand im spent !

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


GnorBRONZE Member
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Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

Durbs...Whats in my pocketsesssss....(stealing Cantuseseseses thread title)... biggrin

ok you wanted something boneless( ive hit snow on my one and only snow experience and it was damn hard and not at all boneless..owiies redface)


Im told a certain object grows in the corner
rises and expands, throws up a crust.
A proud wife carried off that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king covered that swollen thing with a cloth

Now the last line makes no sense to me at all..I think maybe its been mistranslated.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
Written by: Gnor




Im told a certain object grows in the corner
rises and expands, throws up a crust.
A proud wife carried off that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king covered that swollen thing with a cloth





thats bread

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


GnorBRONZE Member
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Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
woohoo well done..must be your turn for a riddle...

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
uh ... look up ?

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


GnorBRONZE Member
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Posted:
clock and candle??
sorry missed them darl hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
easy hey!

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
more of a joke but hey ..

"whats long and hard and full of seamen?"


*this is not a joke thread this is a riddle thread , do as i say not as i do !*

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


GnorBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Submarine perhaps

"A curiosity hangs by the thigh of a man, under its master's cloak.
It is pierced through in the front; it is stiff and hard and it has a good standing-place.
When the man pulls up his own robe above his knee, he means to poke with the head of his hanging thing that familiar hole of matching length which he has often filled before. "

Its not a willy either ..{SAFE}... rolleyes rolleyes

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
A belt?

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...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

i know the answer but i wont say angel2

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


musashiistarring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA


Posted:
a sword?

First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica

" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."


GnorBRONZE Member
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Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Think of something that has a small hole at the top and is poked into holes, and that most of us use a few times a day.



None of these riddles came with answers and are translations so sword may well have been an answer to the original riddle but not the accepted answer.



another translation goes like this

"A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh,

hidden by a garment. It has a hole

in its head. It is still and strong

and its firm bearing reaps a reward.

When the man hitches his clothing high

above his knee, he wants the head

of that hanging thing to poke the old hole

(of fitting length) it has often filled before"


EDITED_BY: Gnor (1099025168)

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


LazyAngelGOLD Member
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Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
hmm only one other thing I can think of, and 'sword' would be a good euphemism for it!
or... what about a key?

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
hey we have a winner ... *lazyangel* well done biggrin

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


LazyAngelGOLD Member
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Posted:
Yay! I won! No wait... now I have to think of something....
Ok....
My first is the Roman hundred
My second is lion in the sky
My third is the stunted irishman
My fourth is the sun in ancient Egypt.
My whole is a queen who died with her asps.
Who am I?

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
a doughnut?

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
hmmm , this is too difficult frown

*acting like a spoilt little brat* " i want easy ones !"

biggrin

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
here ya go safe...

what has four legs and barks.

its a doubly trick question

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
a dog , and a tree with four legs biggrin

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
one 'thing' says to the other 'thing'

"hey! if you eat me a man not so far away will eat you'

What are the 'things'?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
porn stars?

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
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Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
safe> break it down it's really quite easy. If I gave you more clues you could get it in seconds

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
cleopatra

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


LazyAngelGOLD Member
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2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
yay well done you got it!!

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
so a guy goes into a store. He asks one of the clerks, "how much are these"

and the clerk replies, "25 cents each."

the the guy says, "ill take 334."

and the clerk says, "ok that wil be 75 cents."

what is he buying?





opps i did it wrong frown
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If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
cleopatra!!! argg , i was gonna say that but the whole "Roman" thing ... ? whats that ?

anyways

he's buying ... one and a half of .... ???? hmmmm ..... aaaaarrrrrrrgggg !!!

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


LazyAngelGOLD Member
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Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
safe- the Roman thing: a hundred is C in roman numerals

As far as I can tell he's buying one and a half of 222 and 2/3 dollars?!?! hmmmmmm.... but I don't think that's the answer

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


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