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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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gita
gita

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Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
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Posted:>Although broken, they will always exist and surround us. We don't like being confined in them and they will outlive us all. What are "they"?



promises??


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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gita
gita

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Posted:now back to the woman with her 7 kids. half of them were boys, yes. but no mention that 'only' half of them were boys! maybe they were all boys?!

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:That's it margita! You're exactly right biggrin hug

Your turn! ubbrollsmile


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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gita
gita

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Posted:yay!! i can't believe i got one! which one am i right on?! the kids?

oh man, either way i need a riddle!?...

two sisters were working in the garden
in the end, one had a dirty face, while the other was clean
the clean one washed her face, while the one with the dirty face didn't.
why is it so??


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if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
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Total posts: 7263
Posted:yes ths kids one smile

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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gita
gita

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Posted:kewl! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Klaymen

Location: Melbourne, Vic.
Member Since: 27th May 2004
Total posts: 180
Posted:I dunno margita. Where the sisters birds? One found worm the other drank from birdbath... uh yeah I'm sorta at a loss for ideas :P

- Klaymen


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:Are they pigs washing in a mud bath or sumthing?
Thats a lame answer but its all my cleve friend can think of... pffft. Moron.


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Katrina
Katrina

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Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 6th May 2004
Total posts: 352
Posted:Written by: margita

the clean one washed her face



Obsessesive (sp?) compulsive! ubblol


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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mo-seph
mo-seph

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Location: Edinburgh, UK
Member Since: 24th Feb 2004
Total posts: 524
Posted:I got told that one about dentists:

You've just moved to a new town, with two dentists in, so you go to see them both. One has perfect shining white teeth, and the other has crooked, yellow, missing teeth. Which one do you go to see, and why?


monkeys ate my brain

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borismcnorris
borismcnorris

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Location: Bristol
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 137
Posted:The one with the crooked teath 'cos he msut be the other guy's dentist!

Not sure about the clean faces one though. Maybe one sister cleaned the other one's face?

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want it, poor people have it and if you eat it you die?


A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:nothing?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.
Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?


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Klaymen

Location: Melbourne, Vic.
Member Since: 27th May 2004
Total posts: 180
Posted:hmmm, a skunk? Maybe you cook it and eat it, I dunno :P.

- Klaymen


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:nope. Close about cooking tho. And it is an animal.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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MiG
MiG

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Total posts: 3415
Posted:fish?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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GottaLoveIt
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Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:I'd say a pig...
people always stop to smell the bacon cooking outside the sandwich shop in town, I hold my breath and run ever since a choking incident happening next to me I can't eat it


HAHAHA Couldn't resist...


There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Klaymen

Location: Melbourne, Vic.
Member Since: 27th May 2004
Total posts: 180
Posted:hot dogs!

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GottaLoveIt
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Sponge
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Posted:lol ubblol I like that one!!!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Klaymen

Location: Melbourne, Vic.
Member Since: 27th May 2004
Total posts: 180
Posted:is the third word "gry"?

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Katrina
Katrina

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Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 6th May 2004
Total posts: 352
Posted:Depends which way you are playing the third word could be "three"



but the proper answer is language (actually, no, yours is phrased wrongly for that answer)


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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Katrina
Katrina

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Location: Edinburgh
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Total posts: 352
Posted:Alternately if you are going by the second sentence version of the riddle then the answer is angry.

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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lorry
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Location: cheltenham, gloucestershire
Member Since: 8th May 2004
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Posted:im crap at this. i think hitting myself with poi has knocked out a few brain cells. anyhoo, an easy riddle...

a boy walks pasta "guess ur weight" stall at a carnival. the stall holder says "if i write ur exact weight on this piece of paper, u give me 5. if i get it wrong, i give u a fiver." the boy decides to trick the stallholder by saying his weight is different to what the stallholder says, even if he gets it right. how did the stall holder end up getting the 5?


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Katrina
Katrina

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Posted:the peice of paper said "your exact weight"

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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gita
gita

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Posted:hi all!

haven't been on here in a while...but i see noone got my riddle about the sisters!

the two sisters didn't have a mirror, so they looked at each other. the one with the dirty face thought she was clean, and vice versa!

ubbloco


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:I saw esaw sitting on a seesaw. How many letters of s in that?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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MiG
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Posted:none. t-h-a-t, no s biggrin

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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GottaLoveIt
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Sponge
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Posted:Katrina got it... it was posted up on hop a while ago...

Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:Even after reading the solution, i never did get that one.....

Heres an oldie, that came from Oedipus (Sp?).

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?


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lll
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Member Since: 17th May 2004
Total posts: 182
Posted:people,

when born they crawl on all 4 limbs (4legs) when a man they walk and run on 2 and when old they use 2 +1 walking stick

smile

i dont have one frown


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