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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
ok safe...but you cant look at my riddle for you last time. it gives you too much of a clue...

what has four legs and (nows here's the tricky part) meows?

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
what cat.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
are you two done???? wink

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
40 white horses
on a red hill
First they champ
then they stamp
Then they stand still

did anyone get this??
Cats have them....not a very good clue though wink

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Something to do with teeth and eating?

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


poi_playerBRONZE Member
member
121 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
yet another riddle from the hobbit

If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
hmm ? im sorry i heard something about a cat ... and then you lost me ???

wildchild , lets go with next riddle ????

*taps fingers on the table*

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


IfritBRONZE Member
The GF of HoP
492 posts
Location: Somerset, England


Posted:
ok this is how it goes i say the riddle, in this case the one that starts "As i was going to St Ives i met a man with 7 wives etc.", then everyone sighs. rolleyes
Someone does the maths and posts the answer,then i say "no you fool try again."
Then someone comes up with the correct answer and is all like, "1 person, you the others were going away from St Ives" then i slap them spank and take the mathmaticians answer instead as i have a dislike for know-it-allsubblol.

Did i make my self clear? a whole riddle scenario in one post biggrin

fire leads to creation


Burning Braineye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones


Posted:
thats pretty impresive ifrit. but i dont think thats the write answer...can you explain it more clearly?



hahahahaha more than one post, I WIN!!!

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.


FoeHammerBRONZE Member
member
37 posts
Location: Cape Town, South Africa


Posted:
Chestnuts

Anger Is A Gift


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
??? what? stupid south african !!! lekker my maat !!! hoe gaan it met jou ??? leeker om n ander suid afrikaaner te sien biggrin
im not a dutchman , but its just cool that we can talk in our own little code language!!!

anyways someone please post a riddle or i will be forced to start conversations with myself !!!

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


poi_playerBRONZE Member
member
121 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
You are alone in a cabin in the woods. In the cabin is a woodstove, a fireplace, and a lantern. You have only one match. What do you light first?

If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
the match

yes Teeth was the answer to mine and it is Tolkein.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
you are standing outside a room.... you cannot see in as it has no windows and the door is shut,

there are three switches on the wall outside the room, two of them do nothing, the third turns on the lightbulb that is hanging from the ceiling inside the room....

you may go into the room ONCE.... (and you cant prop the door open etc)

how can you work out which of the switches turns on the light?

(i'm sure lots of people know this one smile)

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


Carninewbie
12 posts
Location: Canberra, ACT


Posted:
we've had that one.

What's black and white and red all over?

Bboy, juggler, tumbler staff spinner and general all round awesomness.

(modest too)


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Written by: Carni


we've had that one.





eek! sorry..... and i flicked through to check.... must be going blind!

ooooops

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


poi_playerBRONZE Member
member
121 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
an embarassed zebra, or cow

If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
A newspaper

There are 3 pieces of coal in the middle of a field - how did they get there?

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


poi_playerBRONZE Member
member
121 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
the way he spelled red means that it can't be a newspaper, because a newspaper is black, white, and "read" all over, not red
or am i just overanalyzing this? Carni?

If you're a pyro and you know it, clap your hands!
clap clap


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
The coal is from a melted snowman. What's the answer to the 40 white horses one? Something to do with teeth?

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
ah , what was that domino??? couldnt hear you from the back there!!!! ubblol need to keep up buddie , this game goes ..... by the way , its your turn to post a riddle biggrin

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
40 white horses..blah blah was teeth.. smile

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: poi_player


the way he spelled red means that it can't be a newspaper, because a newspaper is black, white, and "read" all over, not red
or am i just overanalyzing this? Carni?




Doesn't work as a written riddle does it?? wink

What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
smoke, heat , take your pick smile

guess its my turn for a riddle !

i make big animals jump
i make little ones curious
i have just one hump
and my ancestor is furious


try that , see how it goes ....

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Neither! Try again smile

Mountain, hill ,volcano type thing?

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Written by: Gnor



40 white horses..blah blah was teeth.. smile






Er... no one has 40 teeth unless they are a mutant... 32 is the normal maximum if you keep your wisdom teeth.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Written by: Wild Child



What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?






an umbrella

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
since {safe} didn't get it correct and prematurely posted a new riddle, I declare that one void (since I don't know the answer rolleyes ) and now post this one:



Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
Written by: vanize


since {safe} didn't get it correct and prematurely posted a new riddle, I declare that one void




and what makes you think you got it right ??? biggrin

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
I know that one from when I was a kid

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


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