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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:U tell a riddle. Basic Rules. Guess it. He/she/thing who guesses correctly wins and tells the next one...

I'll start.

When it is broken, it still works.
Beating pains it not...

bit small and crappy, but a bit hard.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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cheeto


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Total posts: 1
Posted:ok. bob locks the box, and sends it to sally. Then sally locks the box, and sends it back tobob. bob Unlocks the lock that he put on, sends it to sally, then sally unlocks it and opens the box!! I WIN!!!

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borismcnorris


borismcnorris

professional pedant
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 137
Posted:Aghhhhh! cryptography! I did my dissertation on this stuff and it still makes my brain hurt!

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I remeber getting that riddle in a classical civilisation lesson. We never got it.... were not very bright u see.

Anyway, no new riddles, so here is one for you clever peeps.

What is always before you, yet you can never see it?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out

Total posts: 1508
Posted:T? No maybe not cos you see them everywhere!
Ummmmmmmmmmm


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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AnTiC
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

AnTiC

member
Location: aussie

Total posts: 26
Posted:me

the simplest way to plan ahead is mearly to be ready for everything....

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:the future

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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AnTiC
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

AnTiC

member
Location: aussie

Total posts: 26
Posted:the past....past tense...before????

the simplest way to plan ahead is mearly to be ready for everything....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Burning Brain got it right.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:YAY! this ones a bit tricky i dont think i could have ever got it.

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?


If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Burning Brain... is it fire?

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

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Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:not if you cheated and looked it up. but if you didnt then yes its fire.





ya douche bag.


If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:I didnt cheat... I just thought about it... fire breaths, dances and lives. Someone on here has a thing like that in their siggy, "Fire is alive, it lives and breaths, but we control it, and dance with fire" thats what gave it away.

Must warn you... this one is really stupid, and doesnt make much sense.
What begins with A and is useful for looking up skirts?


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stickman


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Total posts: 580
Posted:Burning Brain, i have one thats similar to that.. dont know if its on here yet, its not on this page at least.

What has a mouth but cannot talk,
can run but cannot walk,
has a bed but never sleeps,
has emotions but never weeps?

(not sure if the last line is correct, but the weeping part is.. and if its already on here then you may kick me.)


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wingrd


wingrd

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Location: Northampton,UK

Total posts: 18
Posted:Hanz - "A Mirror?"
Stickman - a River.


D

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stickman


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Total posts: 580
Posted:nice one wingrd clap clap

GIVE THE MAN(or woman?)A COCONUT!! bounce clap

*just realized, they should have a congrats gremlin*


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wingrd


wingrd

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Location: Northampton,UK

Total posts: 18
Posted:What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?

D

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stickman


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Total posts: 580
Posted:a promise.. haha, good one!

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out

Total posts: 1508
Posted:This is more of a geometry related question rather than a riddle, but I think its kinda cool:

ABG is a right-angled triangle

C and E are points along the line AG
D and F are points along the line BG

AB = BC = CD = DE = EF = FG

You have to work out the shape of the triangle...
and the angle of AGB (the inside corner at G).


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:What have a raven and a writing desk got in common?

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

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Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:ubblol yeah hanz 'a mirror'e was my first guess too.

Written by:
What have a raven and a writing desk got in common?



um they're both birds?


If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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jinvincible
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown

Total posts: 125
Posted:Written by: Domino

What have a raven and a writing desk got in common?



Because Poe wrote on both.


Yellow and blue make green.

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:A mirror is incorrect... however you are getting close with you A "insert correct word here"
It is 2 words, and the first word is A


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Written by: Flame Boy

This is more of a geometry related question rather than a riddle, but I think its kinda cool:

ABG is a right-angled triangle

C and E are points along the line AG
D and F are points along the line BG

AB = BC = CD = DE = EF = FG

You have to work out the shape of the triangle...
and the angle of AGB (the inside corner at G).



is it a right-angled triangle? (as my matchsticks suggest) however as for the angle, I dont know.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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teejay_blue


teejay_blue

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Location: manchester/northampton/where t...

Total posts: 387
Posted:bleah

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:wait a sec
EDITED_BY: Burning Brain (1102442097)


If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

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Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:is it .5? dont ask me how i got it if a got it right.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:Written by: jinvincible
Because Poe wrote on both.



Yup, sort of. There's a couple answers to this. You got one of them. I think the full answer was:

"Poe wrote on both, they both produce a few flat notes and both are almost never backwards"
("raven" backwards = "nevar" = almost "never")


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Burning Brain


Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones

Total posts: 321
Posted:ok your just hurting my brain with that backwards stuff

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:I don't get why the writing desk is 'almost never backwards"?

Quote from Alice in Wonderland...
"'Why is a raven like a writing desk?'...
'...I give up, ' Alice replied:'what's the answer?'
'I haven't the slightest idea,'"


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wingrd


wingrd

Member
Location: Northampton,UK

Total posts: 18
Posted:What goes round the house in the house but never touches the house

D

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