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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.





rather: giant battle monsters!!!! devil



for example, imagine myself and nyc were giant monsters, engaged in a titanic struggle of wits, agility and strength.



if i attacked nyc (using my vastly superior skills of agilty to bewilder him), i would convincingly overcome his 'long prehensile tongue' and beat him down smile



fancy your chances? wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: coleman


not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.




Dang! wink hug hug

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Hels Bells is a Giant Bee that will turn back into a Human in the morning, breathes Ice Vapour, CANNOT BE STOPPED, cowers from Fire rolleyes, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Staring Red Eyes"

Hels Bells vs Coleman.

My Strength: 8.
My Agility: 11
My Intelligence: 12

vs

Cole's strength: 4
Cole's agility: 5
Cole's intelligence: 5

Hels Bells wins!!

tongue

Live well, love much, laugh often...

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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Durbin is a Giant Blob that can Phase in and out of Existence and turn Invisible, is Poisonous, was Constructed in a Laboratory, and has a Sharp Beak. biggrin

I beat Coleman in strength biggrin
But Hels whips me on everything frown

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Durbs



Durbin

...

I beat Coleman in strength biggrin






durbin umm



i wonder what would happen if i added an 'in' to the end of my name to make myself harder too...



i win! wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
heh heh - Durbs is a rubbish monster, so I went for honesty... wink

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


mo-sephenthusiast
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK


Posted:
mo-seph is a Giant Squid that kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Sharp Beak and a Computer for a Brain, and eats Rocks.

(Wow, that's quite true to life. Apart from the Rocks - I'm more a gravel man...)

Strength: 6
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 12

So I guess you overpowered and outmaneuvered me, but then I convinced you that it was all pointless and you should open a second-hand sock shop instead. confused

monkeys ate my brain


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: mo-seph

you should open a second-hand sock shop instead. confused






i had a dream once where i drove a massive bus that had 'mivumba mogul' painted on the side.



i was a kind of a travelling charity shop and i did an excellent trade in second hand socks.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Patrick King of the Badgers is a Giant Robot that lives Underwater, can Generate Electricity, is Cold-Blooded, Screeches when Angry, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.
When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 8

Electricity Attack!
Water Attack!
Noise Attack!

Patrick King of the Badgers wins!

FabergéGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Faberge is a Collosal Ape that is Cold-Blooded, Fell from the Sky, eats Rocks, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.

ubblol i didn't even bother after i read that......

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Rossco looks like a 200 ft robot velocoraptor with lazor guided chain guns and the ability to control fire and gravity at will. and runs on 2 AA batteries too! wink

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
ubblol My monster was really weak, but I love what it is!!

"Bobo is a Giant Ant that is trying to Destroy the World, carries a Samurai Sword and a Ray Gun, projects a Purple Forcefield, and rides around in a Metal Tripod."

COME ON!!! An ant with a Samurai Sword and Ray Gun! sweet deal biggrin

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
hehee. apparently I'm a human sized man-eating plant, amongst other things...

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_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
aimz is a Giant Robot that can Change Shape, and has four Extra Limbs.

strength: 7

agility: 5

intelligence: 11 eek (this is comming from the blonde who has to have a maths tutor ubblol



now this is more like it - Aimee is a Giant Blob that can Leap Great Distances, is Easily Confused redface lol, carries a Ray Gun, and has Very Sharp Fangs.

strength: 11

agility: 2

intelligence: 2
EDITED_BY: x_aimee_x (1086176356)

ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
parafinfairy is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that can Fly, and has a mean Left Hook.
When attacking:-

Strength: 5
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3

Sounds about right!
Using Lexie is a lot better -

Lexie is a Giant Ape that lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, can Generate Electricity, and has a Massively Swollen Skull, Bulletproof Skin and four Extra Limbs.
When attacking:-

Strength: 9
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 8
Electricity Attack!

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
TaoStar is a Giant Moth that shoots Laser Beams, is Cold-Blooded, has Prehensile Eyes and Huge, Sharp Claws, and eats Trees.

When attacking:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7

Damn you! you beat me on everything.

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
MiG is a Collosal Dragon that carries a Flamethrower, controls Human Thought, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Webbed Feet.

Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

Thats a pretty cool monster, too...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
VT is a Giant Ant that breathes Ice Vapour, drinks Human Blood, moves at Great Speed, has Webbed Feet, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.


Strength: 6
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7


Wooo hooo! I got a metal tripod!:p

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
KingJames is a Giant Mecha-Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Phase in and out of Existence, Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, and has a Sharp Beak.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10

coleman is a Giant Dragon that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, is Extremely Hydrophobic, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has X-Ray Vision and Crablike Pincers.

When attacking:-

Strength: 13
Agility: 13
Intelligence: 14

Cold Attack!
Water Attack!
When defending against KingJames:-

Strength: 2
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 2

(Vulnerable to Cold, Water.)

KingJames wins!

Nuff said ubblol

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: DeepSoulSheep


KingJames is a Giant Mecha-Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Phase in and out of Existence, Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, and has a Sharp Beak.
Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10





and yet deepsoulsheep is:

"DeepSoulSheep is a Giant Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, is in League with Dark Forces, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, fires Rockets, and has a Single Giant Eye.

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 10"

i question these name-changing shenanigans with one raised eyebrow umm and i deride all that they represent.

you could call me a bad loser, or you could just call me bored, its up to you really... wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
eva is a Collosal Dragon that carries a Flamethrower, controls Human Thought, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Webbed Feet.

When attacking:-

Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 10

Fire Attack!

eva wins!

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
Eera is a Giant Dragon that is Cold-Blooded, controls the Weather, drinks Human Blood, spits Jets of Water, and has a Computer for a Brain

When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 13

Though right now my brain computer is being run by Win95. Probably a product of seeing The Day After Tomorrow. Bad pseudo-science...entering meltdown phase..HMMMMMMMMmmmm......

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Either as GLI or GottaLoveIt I'm pretty dumb, I'm either a squid or an ape... both very attractive animals.... I can eat trees too now that is a talent!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
devil
Yea KingJames has been annoying all my friends with his strength and magnificance too. ubbrollsmile

Ok you win. clap

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pink is a Giant Ape that cowers from Fire, has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, spits Ice, and eats Trees.

Cold Attack -

Pink wins biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:

TheBovrilMonkey is a Giant Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, dislikes Modern Architecture, is Easily Confused, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and Freezes Solid when Cold.

Strength: 4
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 6

Coleman wins.

I seem to be a rather rubbish monster.

I've just seen who Simian is, it's very fitting:
Simian is a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and is Blind
Strength: 7
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 5
biggrin

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


borismcnorrisprofessional pedant
137 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
borismcnorris is a Giant Lizard that is Covered with a Thick Slime, moves at Great Speed, has a mean Left Hook and an Extra Head, and eats Trees.

Strength: 11
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

borismcnorris wins!

I might be stupid, but at least I'm a vegetarian!! peace

A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
pounce is a Giant Robot that emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has a single Horn on its Forehead, an Extra Head, X-Ray Vision and Enormous Tusks.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10

When attacking:-

Strength: 11
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 12

pounce wins!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Drew looses frown
Fishspudhead looses frown
Large cheese wins!!!! smile

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Fine_Rabid_Dog is a Devileshy Handsome rabid dog, who dazzles his enemies with his sheer fineness, drools a lot and bites... hard.



His only weakness is the tendency to be easily confused and to run into solid objects head first... That and water...



Strength: 7

Agility: 9

Intellegence: -100 (Plenty of brain cells lost to running into things)





Edit-

The above was made up...



This is my actual result...



Fine_Rabid_Dog is a Tiny Ant that CANNOT BE STOPPED, enjoys Climbing Buildings, is Poisonous and Sensitive to Noise, and carries a Samurai Sword.

Strength: 5

Agility: 10

Intelligence: 11


EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1086720275)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
über seal is a small rizla balancing seal that is at one with everything.
can do what he wants at will, cole, drew and a number of other people when ever he can be bothered.


Strength: meditate
Agility: meditate
Intellegence: meditate

über seal wins hands down and feet up.

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


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