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SILVER Member since Aug 2002


big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
  Posted: not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.

rather: giant battle monsters!!!! devil

for example, imagine myself and nyc were giant monsters, engaged in a titanic struggle of wits, agility and strength.

if i attacked nyc (using my vastly superior skills of agilty to bewilder him), i would convincingly overcome his 'long prehensile tongue' and beat him down smile

fancy your chances? wink

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ber seal

The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
  Posted:ber seal is a small rizla balancing seal that is at one with everything.
can do what he wants at will, cole, drew and a number of other people when ever he can be bothered.

Strength: meditate
Agility: meditate
Intellegence: meditate

ber seal wins hands down and feet up.


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13922
  Posted:I got a crappy one.

Lightning is a Tiny Lizard that can Regenerate, is Undead and Cold-Blooded, and eats Rocks.

Strength: 1
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 2 eek

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura




Total posts: 182
  Posted:Mageshroom is a Giant Moth that is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, dissolves in Water, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick.

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

Very odd


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
  Posted:stormfeather is a Giant Bee that is Radioactive and Covered in Bumps and Nodules, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has Bulletproof Skin, and eats Trees.

Strength: 5
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 8

Very odd

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


SILVER Member since Oct 2003


.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
  Posted:margita is a Giant Robot that Screeches when Angry, spits Ice, and has Black-and-White Stripes and a Metal Jaw. ubblol ubblol ubblol

Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 9

cold attack and noise attack!!! hehe ubblol

i win!! yay!! i never win!! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

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GOLD Member since Mar 2004


master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
  Posted:fireNice is a Giant Robot that can Change Shape, and has a Metal Jaw, Enormous Tusks and Very Sharp Fangs.

Strength: 11
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 11

When attacking:-

Strength: 12
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 11

fireNice wins!

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


BRONZE Member since Jun 2003


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
  Posted:mechhead is a Giant Lizard that swallows Aeroplanes Whole, emits Ultrasonic Screams, fires Rockets, and eats Rocks.

When attacking:-

Strength: 10
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 5

Noise Attack!

mechhead wins!

i like this game

i tried step attacks coleman, but it told me i was a giant squid, with blubber, a comp for a brain and claws, and was poo! so ill go with mech!


and hels kicks my scalie lil butt back to my island!

Step (el-nombrie)


BRONZE Member since Feb 2003


remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
  Posted:As you know, Spanner is a Tiny Ape that Glows in the Dark, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Cold-Blooded, fears the Military, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.

When attacking with agility:-

Strength: 1
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 5

Shapeshifter is a Giant Bee that came from Another Planet, can Regenerate and Generate Electricity, and Fears Nothing.

When defending against Spanner:-

Strength: 4
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7

Spanner wins! biggrin

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you are nice woman.




jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
  Posted:Jem is a Giant Lizard that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, has a mean Left Hook and a Sharp Beak, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.

Strength: 9
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 2

Electricity Attack!

Ouch I'll have to find something safer and scaryer than a metal tripod !

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