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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom

not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.

rather: giant battle monsters!!!! devil

for example, imagine myself and nyc were giant monsters, engaged in a titanic struggle of wits, agility and strength.

if i attacked nyc (using my vastly superior skills of agilty to bewilder him), i would convincingly overcome his 'long prehensile tongue' and beat him down smile

fancy your chances? wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

ber sealThe Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)

ber seal is a small rizla balancing seal that is at one with everything.
can do what he wants at will, cole, drew and a number of other people when ever he can be bothered.

Strength: meditate
Agility: meditate
Intellegence: meditate

ber seal wins hands down and feet up.


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

I got a crappy one.

Lightning is a Tiny Lizard that can Regenerate, is Undead and Cold-Blooded, and eats Rocks.

Strength: 1
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 2 eek


Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

182 posts

Mageshroom is a Giant Moth that is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, dissolves in Water, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick.

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

Very odd

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

stormfeather is a Giant Bee that is Radioactive and Covered in Bumps and Nodules, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has Bulletproof Skin, and eats Trees.

Strength: 5
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 8

Very odd

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

gitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,776 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia

margita is a Giant Robot that Screeches when Angry, spits Ice, and has Black-and-White Stripes and a Metal Jaw. ubblol ubblol ubblol

Strength: 8
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 9

cold attack and noise attack!!! hehe ubblol

i win!! yay!! i never win!! biggrin

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA

fireNice is a Giant Robot that can Change Shape, and has a Metal Jaw, Enormous Tusks and Very Sharp Fangs.

Strength: 11
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 11

When attacking:-

Strength: 12
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 11

fireNice wins!

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

mechhead is a Giant Lizard that swallows Aeroplanes Whole, emits Ultrasonic Screams, fires Rockets, and eats Rocks.

When attacking:-

Strength: 10
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 5

Noise Attack!

mechhead wins!

i like this game

i tried step attacks coleman, but it told me i was a giant squid, with blubber, a comp for a brain and claws, and was poo! so ill go with mech!


and hels kicks my scalie lil butt back to my island!

Step (el-nombrie)

SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom

As you know, Spanner is a Tiny Ape that Glows in the Dark, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Cold-Blooded, fears the Military, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.

When attacking with agility:-

Strength: 1
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 5

Shapeshifter is a Giant Bee that came from Another Planet, can Regenerate and Generate Electricity, and Fears Nothing.

When defending against Spanner:-

Strength: 4
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 7

Spanner wins! biggrin

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.



jemima (jem)SILVER Member
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom

Jem is a Giant Lizard that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, has a mean Left Hook and a Sharp Beak, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.

Strength: 9
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 2

Electricity Attack!

Ouch I'll have to find something safer and scaryer than a metal tripod !

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


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