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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.





rather: giant battle monsters!!!! devil



for example, imagine myself and nyc were giant monsters, engaged in a titanic struggle of wits, agility and strength.



if i attacked nyc (using my vastly superior skills of agilty to bewilder him), i would convincingly overcome his 'long prehensile tongue' and beat him down smile



fancy your chances? wink


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Posted:Written by: coleman

not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.



Dang! wink hug hug


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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:"Hels Bells is a Giant Bee that will turn back into a Human in the morning, breathes Ice Vapour, CANNOT BE STOPPED, cowers from Fire rolleyes, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Staring Red Eyes"

Hels Bells vs Coleman.

My Strength: 8.
My Agility: 11
My Intelligence: 12

vs

Cole's strength: 4
Cole's agility: 5
Cole's intelligence: 5

Hels Bells wins!!

tongue


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Durbin is a Giant Blob that can Phase in and out of Existence and turn Invisible, is Poisonous, was Constructed in a Laboratory, and has a Sharp Beak. biggrin

I beat Coleman in strength biggrin
But Hels whips me on everything frown


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:Written by: Durbs


Durbin

...

I beat Coleman in strength biggrin





durbin umm



i wonder what would happen if i added an 'in' to the end of my name to make myself harder too...



i win! wink


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:heh heh - Durbs is a rubbish monster, so I went for honesty... wink

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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mo-seph


mo-seph

enthusiast
Location: Edinburgh, UK

Total posts: 524
Posted:mo-seph is a Giant Squid that kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Sharp Beak and a Computer for a Brain, and eats Rocks.

(Wow, that's quite true to life. Apart from the Rocks - I'm more a gravel man...)

Strength: 6
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 12

So I guess you overpowered and outmaneuvered me, but then I convinced you that it was all pointless and you should open a second-hand sock shop instead. confused


monkeys ate my brain

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:Written by: mo-seph
you should open a second-hand sock shop instead. confused





i had a dream once where i drove a massive bus that had 'mivumba mogul' painted on the side.



i was a kind of a travelling charity shop and i did an excellent trade in second hand socks.


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Posted:Patrick King of the Badgers is a Giant Robot that lives Underwater, can Generate Electricity, is Cold-Blooded, Screeches when Angry, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.
When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 8

Electricity Attack!
Water Attack!
Noise Attack!

Patrick King of the Badgers wins!


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Faberg
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

veteran
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 1459
Posted:Faberge is a Collosal Ape that is Cold-Blooded, Fell from the Sky, eats Rocks, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.

ubblol i didn't even bother after i read that......


My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:Rossco looks like a 200 ft robot velocoraptor with lazor guided chain guns and the ability to control fire and gravity at will. and runs on 2 AA batteries too! wink

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:ubblol My monster was really weak, but I love what it is!!

"Bobo is a Giant Ant that is trying to Destroy the World, carries a Samurai Sword and a Ray Gun, projects a Purple Forcefield, and rides around in a Metal Tripod."

COME ON!!! An ant with a Samurai Sword and Ray Gun! sweet deal biggrin

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:hehee. apparently I'm a human sized man-eating plant, amongst other things...

HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:aimz is a Giant Robot that can Change Shape, and has four Extra Limbs.

strength: 7

agility: 5

intelligence: 11 eek (this is comming from the blonde who has to have a maths tutor ubblol



now this is more like it - Aimee is a Giant Blob that can Leap Great Distances, is Easily Confused redface lol, carries a Ray Gun, and has Very Sharp Fangs.

strength: 11

agility: 2

intelligence: 2

EDITED_BY: x_aimee_x (1086176356)


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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 845
Posted:parafinfairy is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that can Fly, and has a mean Left Hook.
When attacking:-

Strength: 5
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3

Sounds about right!
Using Lexie is a lot better -

Lexie is a Giant Ape that lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, can Generate Electricity, and has a Massively Swollen Skull, Bulletproof Skin and four Extra Limbs.
When attacking:-

Strength: 9
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 8
Electricity Attack!


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:TaoStar is a Giant Moth that shoots Laser Beams, is Cold-Blooded, has Prehensile Eyes and Huge, Sharp Claws, and eats Trees.

When attacking:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7

Damn you! you beat me on everything.


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:MiG is a Collosal Dragon that carries a Flamethrower, controls Human Thought, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Webbed Feet.

Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

Thats a pretty cool monster, too...


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:VT is a Giant Ant that breathes Ice Vapour, drinks Human Blood, moves at Great Speed, has Webbed Feet, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.


Strength: 6
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7


Wooo hooo! I got a metal tripod!:p


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin

Total posts: 2617
Posted:KingJames is a Giant Mecha-Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Phase in and out of Existence, Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, and has a Sharp Beak.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10

coleman is a Giant Dragon that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, is Extremely Hydrophobic, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has X-Ray Vision and Crablike Pincers.

When attacking:-

Strength: 13
Agility: 13
Intelligence: 14

Cold Attack!
Water Attack!
When defending against KingJames:-

Strength: 2
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 2

(Vulnerable to Cold, Water.)

KingJames wins!

Nuff said ubblol


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:Written by: DeepSoulSheep

KingJames is a Giant Mecha-Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Phase in and out of Existence, Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, and has a Sharp Beak.
Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10




and yet deepsoulsheep is:

"DeepSoulSheep is a Giant Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, is in League with Dark Forces, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, fires Rockets, and has a Single Giant Eye.

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 10"

i question these name-changing shenanigans with one raised eyebrow umm and i deride all that they represent.

you could call me a bad loser, or you could just call me bored, its up to you really... wink


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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sunbeam
SILVER Member since Nov 2001

sunbeam

old hand
Location: Madrid

Total posts: 1032
Posted:eva is a Collosal Dragon that carries a Flamethrower, controls Human Thought, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Webbed Feet.

When attacking:-

Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 10

Fire Attack!

eva wins!


"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny

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Eera
BRONZE Member since May 2003

old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay

Total posts: 1107
Posted:Eera is a Giant Dragon that is Cold-Blooded, controls the Weather, drinks Human Blood, spits Jets of Water, and has a Computer for a Brain

When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 13

Though right now my brain computer is being run by Win95. Probably a product of seeing The Day After Tomorrow. Bad pseudo-science...entering meltdown phase..HMMMMMMMMmmmm......


There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Either as GLI or GottaLoveIt I'm pretty dumb, I'm either a squid or an ape... both very attractive animals.... I can eat trees too now that is a talent!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin

Total posts: 2617
Posted:devil
Yea KingJames has been annoying all my friends with his strength and magnificance too. ubbrollsmile

Ok you win. clap


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Pink is a Giant Ape that cowers from Fire, has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, spits Ice, and eats Trees.

Cold Attack -

Pink wins biggrin


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Spanner is a Tiny Ape that Glows in the Dark, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Cold-Blooded, fears the Military, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.

(All of which is TRUE)

When attacking:-

Strength: 1
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 5

Coleman wins. Must be those crab-like pincers, I'm scared of crabs eek

(Aren't we all ubblol)


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:
TheBovrilMonkey is a Giant Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, dislikes Modern Architecture, is Easily Confused, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and Freezes Solid when Cold.

Strength: 4
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 6

Coleman wins.

I seem to be a rather rubbish monster.

I've just seen who Simian is, it's very fitting:
Simian is a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and is Blind
Strength: 7
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 5
biggrin


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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borismcnorris


borismcnorris

professional pedant
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 137
Posted:borismcnorris is a Giant Lizard that is Covered with a Thick Slime, moves at Great Speed, has a mean Left Hook and an Extra Head, and eats Trees.

Strength: 11
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

borismcnorris wins!

I might be stupid, but at least I'm a vegetarian!! peace


A warrior always returns to the fray. He never does so out of stubbornness, but because he has noticed a change in the weather - Paulo Coelho

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:pounce is a Giant Robot that emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has a single Horn on its Forehead, an Extra Head, X-Ray Vision and Enormous Tusks.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10

When attacking:-

Strength: 11
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 12

pounce wins!!!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Glåss
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:Drew looses frown
Fishspudhead looses frown
Large cheese wins!!!! smile


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Fine_Rabid_Dog is a Devileshy Handsome rabid dog, who dazzles his enemies with his sheer fineness, drools a lot and bites... hard.



His only weakness is the tendency to be easily confused and to run into solid objects head first... That and water...



Strength: 7

Agility: 9

Intellegence: -100 (Plenty of brain cells lost to running into things)





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The above was made up...



This is my actual result...



Fine_Rabid_Dog is a Tiny Ant that CANNOT BE STOPPED, enjoys Climbing Buildings, is Poisonous and Sensitive to Noise, and carries a Samurai Sword.

Strength: 5

Agility: 10

Intelligence: 11


EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1086720275)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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