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Paradic Arsonistmember
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
for all of you who attended the wednesday night edinborough gardens gathering, 3 words. WOT. THE. FUCK.

for all of you that didn't attend, there was this crazy assed dumb bitch there. she was a homie (explains alot) and she had a major attitude problem. she twirls.. with everyone elses equipment.. without asking.. and just throws it away in the end. then she'll just pick up something and throw it at anyone. absolutely no one knew her. anyone else had any experience with people like this?

-Andy

i am quite religious.. there is only one god, and that god.. is ME! :)


RoziSILVER Member
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Thankfully no.

The people I have met have all been pretty sweet, and have immense respect for equipment, whether it be theirs or others.

I have been very lucky

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
This hasn't happened to me either. Thankfully all of the people let me use their equipment, be it because mine broke, or because they let me try out a new toy or let me use their poi to check a different style. I've always treated it with respect.

Though no one has ever used my toys besides my glowstrings, I've offered them my fuel. Totally sorry you had to encounter a meet with someone like that. Don't let it get yeh down.

RoziSILVER Member
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
I don't really know what to suggest with someone like that. If you grab your stuff back, you cause them to chuck a tantrum (& you risk looking like a sulky kid ), but if you let them take it, you might lose it or have it damaged.

Kinda tough...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


arsnHow do you change this thing???
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Posted:
Yeah... I was there, and I have to say that the night of twirling was great but she was like Melrose Places... but without the adds... or the good looking people... All the yelling and swearing could have been all over with, with a bit of foxy boxing or hot oil wrestling... I just hope she doesn't come back... we really didn't need to learn so many new words in one night...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Hey wot time was all this???
didya catch the new firey toy?
What is the capital of Madagascar?

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RoziSILVER Member
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Posted:
I like new words what new words did you learn?
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[ 09 May 2002, 18:13: Message edited by: Rozi ]

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Rozi:
[QB]what new words did you learn?
...'retracted-sphincter'!

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RoziSILVER Member
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Posted:
Ooooo, that is a nice phrase Can you use it in a sentence?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
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Posted:
um, sorry luv, court order...

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RoziSILVER Member
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Posted:
ROTFL!!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


falloutboySILVER Member
remember
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Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
Damn those courts and their anti-pimping laws.

That chick was funnier than a kick in the groin.. but only just.
- my staff's didn't like her either.

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Yeah but they didn't make her bleed now did they... or is that just 'their' way of saying... I love you Arsn...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


DomBRONZE Member
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Posted:
That sounds pretty crap of the lass. I'm fine with anyone I know borrowing my stuff, I'm a bit more protective of my fire poi, but people I know are free to pick up and use my toys. But when you see random strangers picking your poi out of your open bag and then dumping them on the other side of the room after spinning them I get a little annoyed! At least ask! They all rude, inconsiderate buffoons with retracted sphincters who need some heavy-duty poi wrapped around their empty little heads!

Sorry, someone's out country music on the stereo, and it's pushed me over the edge and past the barrier!

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Posted:
I must remember that country music brings out the incredible hulk in you

I tend to get a little nervous of my long fire staff being in other people's hands (as a woman, this is an experience I am unfamiliar with ). I always keep one eye on whoever is playing, even though I generally trust them. I am a younger sister, so I learnt to be very protective of my toys!!

[ 09 May 2002, 22:21: Message edited by: Rozi ]

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Twirl'N'BurnBooojakasha
121 posts
Location: Brisbane QLD Australia


Posted:
Im like Dom on this one. If it is someone that I know then they are welcome to my fire toys - not having to ask. The people I know have a good respect for the equipment. As for the Homie chick I say even though us fire people tend to be pretty placid and easy going - Tell her to get F*&Ed! Rudnees is just that in anyones language. If she wants to fix her attitude then welcome aboard, if not - get lost, or I test the accuracy my head-seeking Glo-Poi throw.

P.S. I have never auctually attempted this.

Simply an excuse to play with fire.


shizN0Tmember
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Location: Stroudsburg, PA, USA


Posted:
I dont see what being a homie chick has to do with anything.

I smell something burning.


Paradic Arsonistmember
28 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
well MOST and i repeat MOST homies i know are absolute dooziewackers. bloody morons. i do admit i know a few alright homies, but not many. so i tend to generalise on that statistic that most homies are just morons, like this chick.

i am quite religious.. there is only one god, and that god.. is ME! :)


DomBRONZE Member
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Posted:
homie? dooziewackers? I do say that you talk awfully odd down there!

Rozi, if you ever need rescuing from a burning building or an over turned car you know where I am and how to transform me into the Hulk! However as the Hulk can't fly and you're a wee bit far away I don't think it'll help you much!

[ 10 May 2002, 04:23: Message edited by: Dom ]

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Bender,

In medicine, we say that someone has "an intra-rectal pressure normally incompatible with life."

Which, in English, means: "so tight-assed that they should be dead."

Peace.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


RoziSILVER Member
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Kinda like the idea of a giant green Dom coming to my rescue I will pay for the airfare, but you may have to fly standby. I will let you know about 5 days in advance when I am going to get into trouble, by sending you a sound file of Shania Twain or Slim Dusty

Hey Mike, its also known as "so far up your own arse you can see daylight". A severe medical condition that often requires drastic surgery

R.

[ 10 May 2002, 11:42: Message edited by: Rozi ]

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Heh heh MikeGinny, I am impressed with the terminiology lol! you have further warped my fragile little mind...
Um Before we lose focus on the inclusive nature of the twirly community, I must say I was not that smashed to realise a hurtful person @ edin gardens on wed - who was this person? name? I'm not implying that everyone turn the other cheek, I'm just saying maybe she needed a quiet word..
/resists making a 'cheek' joke.

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DomBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Headphones on, eagerly awaiting that sound file! Reckon it might take you a while to work out with of Slim's 1000 songs to send! However you can never go wrong with Shania singing "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!".

I'm going to have to stop now, I'm feeling a bit green....

[ 10 May 2002, 22:33: Message edited by: Dom ]


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