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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

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Posted:somone pinch me ubblol

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Hasselhoff Has Rapping Down To An Ice-T

Rap legend Ice-T is risking his massive reputation on his latest recruit - middle-aged former beach bum David Hasselhoff.The original gangsta believes he can turn the ex-Baywatch star into hip hop's next big thing.Ice and Hasselhoff, 51, are neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.

The rapper - real name Tracey Morrow - told The Sun: "The man is a legend, we are going to show a whole new side of him.

"He's gonna come out as Hassle the Hoff.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

The Hoff meister is no stranger to the music industry having conquered Germany through his soft rock skills.

And he notched up a no 35 hit in the UK with If I Could Only Say Goodbye in 1993.



i can't wait! biggrin


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

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Posted:soft rock "skills"...ubblol oh the sarcasm

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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originalsmit
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Posted:if david hasslehoff performing rap is your dream coleman then.......
you need a better dream

anyone else unconciously fantasise about 'the hoff' and his rap entourage???


you never know... he could be really good.


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Parafinfairy
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

Parafinfairy

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Posted:So funny! ubblol

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

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Posted:Quote:
if david hasslehoff performing rap is your dream coleman then.......
you need a better dream

you never know... he could be really good.



why, what's your dream?

anyway, this isn't about the hoff pretending to be eminemtoo - this is about him becoming the weird al of the hip-hop world.

i can see the album cover already...

...the hoff in a red adidas tracksuit and white shelltops, striking a pose with his gold rope chain, standing next to kit and ice chillin in the background, counting his money...


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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originalsmit
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Posted:Quote:


why, what's your dream?



anyway, this isn't about the hoff pretending to be eminemtoo - this is about him becoming the weird al of the hip-hop world.



i can see the album cover already...



...the hoff in a red adidas tracksuit and white shelltops, striking a pose with his gold rope chain, standing next to kit and ice chillin in the background, counting his money...



....... standing next to stable of hoes no doubt, or cruising the hood in his drop top pimpmobile (or should that be popemobile)

well as long as hes not being a menace to south central while drinking his juice in the hood im okay with it.





my dreams coleman??? you dont want to know about my dreams they are ....disturbed. you dont want details





my dream??? ive got a couple. to be reincarnated as a cat. to have a little island of my own in the sun. to own my own aircraft carrier / hovercraft /zeppelin and travel the globe in the ultimate converted mobile party vehicle.



oh.



and to see Enoch Powell start a career as a rap star


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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

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Posted:Quote:
to own my own aircraft carrier / hovercraft /zeppelin and travel the globe in the ultimate converted mobile party vehicle



i like it smile

the aircraft carrier would be mental - not just a travelling party vehicle but you could have parties on it, that lasted for months at a time, with no fear of noise complaints at all! biggrin

if you pull it off, be sure to pick me up on your way round.


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

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Posted:ubblol

cool


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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originalsmit
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Posted:okay ill add you to the list but only if you promise to be a good boy
.
i have two lists.
one has
britney spears, the black eyed peas, the darkess,bloody whitney bloody houston,my MP and various other people.

you can go on the other one.
might have to pick you up in the zeppelin as harlow is a bit too land locked for my aircraft carrier.
its no dingy you know.


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

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Posted:No f***ing way!!! eek



I'm a HUGE Ice-T fan, so I can't wait to see this ubblol



Edit: here's something for you, fact fans...



Ice-T heard how good the Eye of The Tiger restaurant in Bournemouth (UK) is, from the crew on one of his films, as they'd been taking location shots there.



Two days later, the restaurant got a phone call from Ice-T asking how much it would cost to send curry for 10 people over to New York. They thought he was joking, so they quoted some ridiculously large price. He said that was fine, he wanted it by the next day and gave them his credit card number!



Once they realised he was serious, they put the curry on a flight to New York. He enjoyed it very much, apparently biggrin


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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NYC


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Posted:And here I clicked on this thread thinking that you'd gotten engauged to some beautiful firespinner or gotten some dream job...

My dreams are way bigger. And usually involve some sort of nudity. wink


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

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Posted:hey, i never said this one didn't involve nudity... wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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duballstar
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Posted:yeah.. hasselhoff could pull some strings and get the girls off Baywatch to strut round his videos! biggrin did someone say carmen electra? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
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Posted:update from friends on another board ubblol

seriously, the pingu dance? umm ubblol umm


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

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Posted:Surely there's laws against this kind of thing?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol HAHAHAHAHAHA that makes me laugh til my tummy hurts..!!!!!!!! ubblol ubblol ubblol

Thank you! ubblove



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Pyrolific
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
Location: Adelaide, South Australia

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Posted:hehe Spanner, and I thought I was the only Ice-T fan left.

I cant say I like anything he's done recently music wise, but his old stuff was gold smile

Rhyme Pays smile

Josh


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-TeenWolf-


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Posted:oh...my... god
ROTFLMAO
David Hasslehoff as a rapper.... omf that disserves a lollerskates and a roflcopter if I do say so myself... which I do


"By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes"
-Macbeth Act4 Scene1

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

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Posted:i trust you've both read this then?

suprisingly intelligent in places and (partly intentionally) hilarious in others - i loved it biggrin

ice on religion:

Quote:
When i go through drama, i don't pray. There's something else that's pushing me and giving me power. I just think prayer shouldn't be relied on totally. Don't ever believe anything blindly. Always use your own heart to determine your beliefs. Don't even believe me without thinking it through.



think for yourself.
question authority.
listen to ice.

smile


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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mech
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Posted:cole being given tea nd biccies and pl on my b-day was enough, but now i see youare taking it to the extreme man!

LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX! ubbrollsmile

laterdays


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

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Posted:I haven't read the book, have seen in before as my MC friend has a copy, but I think it's time I invested in my own!

Written by: coleman

suprisingly intelligent in places and (partly intentionally) hilarious in others - i loved it biggrin




That's how I see his music too. Can't say I've much recent stuff, but maybe I should check it out and see for myself smile

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First Impression

Upon initial contact with Ice-T's music, I had envisioned him to be an ill-mannered and psychologically unstable man with an extremely uneducated and barbaric frame of mind, whose raps displayed nothing but ridiculous jargon, shocking sexual audacity and repulsive images of the ghetto.

However, after further analysis of his music I can deduce that he is the epitome of antidisestablishmentarianism who embodies the entire spectrum of the urban experience and struggle.

But the make things more plain and simple to the layman, I find Ice-T to be the dopest, flyest, O.G. pimp hustler gangster player hardcore motherf**ker living today.

To be honest, I am totally and irrevocably on his d*ck!




O.G.: Original Gangster (1991)

cool


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:NO way. That song...


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mwhahahahahahaha! lolsign

Commendments, my friend, for finding news that adds a new highlight to my day! clap beerchug

peace Peace Out! meditate


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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