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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dio


Dio

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Location: OK, USA

Total posts: 729
Posted:There's only one way I grow my facial hair...


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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:Hmmm...

Interesting. I guess I'll need to make out with Dio, too.

I mean, it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

rolleyes


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dio


Dio

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Posted:You may want to ask Tiffy for permission first, she doesn't like people trying to steal her cheesecake smile

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

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Posted:I've got a liddle goatee beard that might tickle your chin Mike ubbangel Maybe your luck will be in when you're in London town next year wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:i really like some stubble - maybe i'm the only one frown

i think it's sexy so nuh tongue

well i'll have all the stubbly men and lightning can have everyone else - deal?


(i kinda like my ladies stubble free though... biggrin)


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Quote:
You may want to ask Tiffy for permission first, she doesn't like people trying to steal her cheesecake





Well, Tiffy? Whaddya say? I'd just be borrowing him for a few minutes (or hours...if he likes it. wink ubbangel )


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Quote:
well i'll have all the stubbly men and lightning can have everyone else - deal?



aw tao! you couldnt possibly have them all! you gotta share!! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rossco


Rossco

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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

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Posted:I've got a Goatee, so if there are all these free snogs going around, i wanna get in on a piece of the action. wink ubbangel

i even put conditioner on it to keep it nice and soft and smooth. eek


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Tao Star


Tao Star

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Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:hmph, ok, well i want at least one for every room in my house.


that makes a minimum of 13 stubbly men - nice!


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Quote:
I've got a Goatee, so if there are all these free snogs going around, i wanna get in on a piece of the action. wink ubbangel



i even put conditioner on it to keep it nice and soft and smooth. eek





*scribbling Rosseroo on the list*



Oooh! Good! More... uh uh... "data points!" ubbangel



Edit: And I completely missed the Bugster! Yay! More data! I can even publish this! biggrin

EDITED_BY: L i g h t n i n g (1085154668)


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

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Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:So who's up for a huge meeting in the name of science of stubbly and non stubbly men and plenty of people willing to kiss/make out/snog?
P.S: smooth skin's nice but I prefer a bit of stubble... lip irritator or not: it's lurvely!!!


Hmm... what could we call this meeting?

The only mix that slightly works of kiss and stubble i get is kibble... isn't that a kind of dog food????


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Snogging with Tempting Unshaven Boys with Beards and Lip Exfoliation study?

The STUBBLE study! (I had to think long and hard to come up with that...but if someone has a better suggestion, I'm game)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

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Posted:ubblol - how could anyone ever come up with a better suggestion than that!!



Bring it on Stubble Study, is there a road tour for this to bring it to the uk? You could franchise it out like the travelling blood vans that come to your town! biggrin


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

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Posted:Ok, if Bug is excited about snogging with me of all people, I think one of you UK chicks needs to go snog with him, poor boy.

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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

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Posted:it's doesn't take much to get me excited! I get to snog a girl everyday thanks tongue but she doesn't have much in the way of stubble! wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

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Location: Brisbane, Australia

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Posted:Quote:
Snogging with Tempting Unshaven Boys with Beards and Lip Exfoliation study?

The STUBBLE study! (I had to think long and hard to come up with that...but if someone has a better suggestion, I'm game)



youll also be able to examine if the country/continent makes and difference....
i volunteer to represent australia!

ubbrollsmile


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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telic


I don't want a title.


Total posts: 940
Posted:I adore stubble on men I kiss. It's that contrast between soft lips and rough stubble that really does it for me.

E pluribus unum, baby.

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Mistress Aurora


Mistress Aurora

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Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX

Total posts: 1032
Posted:Quote:
Well, Tiffy? Whaddya say? I'd just be borrowing him for a few minutes (or hours...if he likes it. wink ubbangel )



Well just as long as I get my money. My men work and earn me big money. Dio though is top dollar. He is my personal man. I am the Pimptress! ubblol

(Hon, I Love You and You Know It! ubblove)



RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ok, so I get to make out with Dio, then? I'm sure I can get the NIH to fund that! ubblol

Dentrassi, glad to see you volunteering. From one scientist to another, I appreciate your sacrifice. ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:LMAO

this thread just gets better and better.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dio


Dio

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Location: OK, USA

Total posts: 729
Posted:You do realize... "Tempting Unshaven Boy" reduces us all to TUBs... not sure I like that acronym...

redface


What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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fireboy


An angry young man with a passon for metal
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

Total posts: 252
Posted:my question is which part of the female antonmy are we making out with? wink

Fireboy

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NYC


NYC

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Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:Whoa, wait... what... where?

Did this thread just jump back to hetero? Cuz I'd be down for some hetero. biggrin


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:No, we're not talking about female anything, Fireboy.

*Adds NYC to the list* Thanks for volunteering! biggrin


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kit


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Posted:no girls getting kissed? boo!!

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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Rossco


Rossco

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Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

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Posted:Written by:
no girls getting kissed? boo!!




It is called the STUBBLE experiment after all. any girls who fit the "stubble" criteria can feel free to join in. Though i'm not sure how many girls with stubble are currently posting on the board. confused wink

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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Kit


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Posted:but surely a scientific experiment must have lots of different criteria to make study fair... sanpaper stubble, beardy long soft stuff and smooth clean, what's smoother and cleaner than girl face? *apart from mech tongue*

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:right then guys Kits in! wink kiss

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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

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Location: Berlin, Ireland

Total posts: 2617
Posted:I propose various different types of stubble across the range of male and female body. ubbangel



Written by:
Well just as long as I get my money. My men work and earn me big money. Dio though is top dollar. He is my personal man. I am the Pimptress!





Anyone seen Deus Bigalow male jigalow (spell check can't save me now)......man that movie's hilarious.

Coining such fantastic phrases as "man-whore" a "man-gina" ubbrollsmile


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:yes i agree with kit. there should be like a control factor. i'll happily volunteer to set a baseline for lightning by kissing everyone as well

biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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