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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Kit


but surely a scientific experiment must have lots of different criteria to make study fair... sanpaper stubble, beardy long soft stuff and smooth clean, what's smoother and cleaner than girl face? *apart from mech tongue*


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Yes, I agree. Maybe you can design another study. However, in this case, we must rigidly adhere to the scientific method and only test one variable at a time. So all subjects in this round will be male.

We can design a follow-up study where the subjects are female or compare male vs. female. You can even be a co-author, Kit! ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Would a bearded lady be alowed in? If she had a shave and left it for a couple of days?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Maybe in a subsequent study, Bug. But this study must be kept very pure. angel Thus, only men (aged 18-60 at the start of the study) may enroll.

However, we can design another study that would include women. I'll leave that up to someone else to do. I'm so tired after writing the grant for this one.

After all, we have to make sure that we stay completely objective. We can't be allowing my personal biases and conflicts of interest to interfere with subject selection, now, can we? wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
ha! ach never mind... cant make up complicated words fast enough!!!

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Kit, if you just want to snog with me, you could just ask nicely. ubbangel wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Written by:

After all, we have to make sure that we stay completely objective. We can't be allowing my personal biases and conflicts of interest to interfere with subject selection, now, can we?




and thats why myself, kit and pounce are going to have to help you eliminate any biases by us joining you in the experiment!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
in the name of science, i shall offer my body for experimental use.......

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Posted:
Thank you very much for your sacrifice, Konsti!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
How do people feel about the "Paul Jr." beard style?


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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Oooh, can I sign him up for the study, too?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
People say I look exactly like him...

Funny thing too, since I spent 4 years working as a machinist... but it kinda makes me happy cuz he ain't bad lookin. biggrin

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
Written by: Rouge Dragon


and thats why myself, kit and pounce are going to have to help you eliminate any biases by us joining you in the experiment!




you know though, i just had a good thought. how abouts a girl/girl comparison study? i will gladly kiss any girl here, for scientific purposes of course, so we can have a comparison study to lightning's study

biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Pounce, that's so noble of you! wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
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15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Konsti...shall we go now? Ive checked my emails.

Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
Written by: L i g h t n i n g



Thank you very much for your sacrifice, Konsti!




no problem, dude.

I am, as i hope u all are, aware its gonna be a series of strenious research sessions. I recommend setting up the research facilities somehere on a tropical island.

The site will need a set of scientifically calibrated rooms to fit everyones expectations, a recovery room, a jacuzzi and full scuba diving base wink smile



As to pounces recommendation:

Written by:

how abouts a girl/girl comparison study?






im all in favour and must admit i have done quite a lot of research myself. I will be glad to share my findings, that i have detailed records off.



In the name of science i thank this brave research unit



ubbrollsmile wink biggrin

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
you know i try biggrin all in the name of science of course!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Oh! Look, UCOF has signed up, too! Yay!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
how many of us are now in this experiment? Does it mean we all have to come to the US or will it be a UK meet when you're over here? Maybeit should be a neutral location....like Antartica!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm willing to travel. But Antarctica is a bit cold. How about Thailand or Hawaii or sumfink?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
somewhere hot is good, but not too hot though because we dont want everyones lips getting too sweaty. or do we? wink ubbangel

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Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think most of the guys in Thailand are hairless! eek Hey Dom is in Thailand...maybe we could rope him into it if we're quick?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
Is there a hypothesis for this experiment?

Something to be proven or disproven, perhaps?

Or is it more a matter of collecting data? smile

Raph

Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
shh raph its a snog study.. and pay attention we're making a comparisom on facial hair (or the lack of it)

and YAY! Kissing! YAY GIRLS KISSING!! WOOOOOO

oops dented that wall a bit there with all that bouncing...oh and lightning?
Snog please....

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*scribbling Raph on the list*

Well, the goal is to determine...um...what length of stubble causes the most lip irritation!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
are stubbley women included in this survey? umm

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Mage, at this point all subjects must be male as we don't want to introduce excess variables into the study. However, there has been talk of adding a female arm to the study to see if female stubble is as scratchy as male stubble.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
no stubbley women... sign me up biggrin

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Mage, male or female?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Mr. Mage reporting for duty

OnionGOLD Member
member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
be a real scientist...
do an experiment and make up the hypothesis later.
If the data doesn't suit the conclusions... change the data.

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