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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


Posted:Gee, thanks Mike! ubbidea wink ubbloco ubbloco


Hainsey
member
Location: Staffordshire, England
Member Since: 22nd Mar 2004
Total posts: 18
Posted:My lady always makes me shave first...myself of course wink

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:(Don't let this thinly disguised "advice" column fool ya... Lightning just wants to brag that he got some.)

wink


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:Hehe he he ! Dear DR lighting !
Advice for daggy guys yayy ness for the idea


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:So Puk, remember to shave before you kiss Dr Lightning.... hug biggrin

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:NYC, thats what i was thinking!

go mike! WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!! clap



ubblove


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Jealous, NYC? (Damn...busted...but my advice still holds).

*rubbing raw upper lip*

(No, NYC, nothing worth bragging about has happened...when I have something to brag about, I'll do it openly rolleyes )


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


Kaji
Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam
Member Since: 12th Dec 2002
Total posts: 564
Posted:ah crap I was making out with my gf earlier and I've got some pretty brutal sandpaper stuble right now. Oh well I think she secretly likes it though. Not that she'd ever admit it.

Uh Mike you sure there's nothing to tell here? spank


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Ok, I can't possibly be the only person on the board who randomly snogs cute people when he goes out. Doesn't mean anything has to come of it.

Heck, in some gay clubs, if you go in the back room, people will be randomly...um...doing a lot more than snogging. eek

At least I don't do that. cool


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


why
not _Y_
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2004
Total posts: 720
Posted:Quote:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad


though you can get away with the "long stubble" biggrin


You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!

biggrin

ahh the bonuses of not having a facial, chest or back hair gene! biggrin

stilll i shave and trim on a regular basis!


Step (el-nombrie)


why
not _Y_
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2004
Total posts: 720
Posted:Quote:
i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!


you know this makes you, in many ways, a git tongue


You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw


Mozy
Mozy

*.. If ya can't be Good, Be Good at it..*
Location: In Melbourne at the moment
Member Since: 21st Apr 2003
Total posts: 147
Posted:I think some ppl like it.... biggrin hug to all

Trix weavesmiley


watching the world go by!!!!

Trick ferret on the making hehe!!!!
Everybodyknows me as (TriX)


vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Quote:
Stubble hurts! mad




that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Quote:
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes



heh heh...yeah I hear that one!! Sometimes it tickles nicely tho ubbangel wink


Let's relight this forum ubblove


Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:Shave??? confused

you mean i should shave more than once a year?

You mean i should shave before i go out??? are you people barking mad? rolleyes ubbloco


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Quote:
that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.



Weeeeell, Van, I'm not so sure I believe you. I think I'm gonna have to make out with you just to test the theory.

All in the name of science, of course. ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5687
Posted:Mrs Durbs likes my stubble ubblove
Which is lucky, as I only shave on days with an "N" in them


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Spinner of poi
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DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:I shave as little as possible cause when I do I look about 16 which is cool for getting cheap bus fares cool

There's a bad length that you have to fet past before it's not painfull anymore...


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Right, so I also need to experimentally make out with Sheep, Durbs, and Mech.

Say, you know...I think I might get to like this research project. ubblol ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


lll
k

Member Since: 17th May 2004
Total posts: 182
Posted:Quote:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad





making out.... I remember that. frown



Kit
veteran
Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:hehe I was on the beach making out with everybody sunday morning! i love beltane parties!

for the record kissing with... stubble - sore but kinda fun at the time
longer beardy - sexy tickly
clean shaven or hairless - lovely!



random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh


fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:When I get an itchy nosey I can stratch it on C@ntus's stubble or his goatee - hee hee.

I am lucky to have never ever experienced kissing with stubble but I can imagine it does hurt as freshly cut spikey moustaches do too.........

kiss wink bounce kiss


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:ROZ!!!!!

bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 ubbrollsmile hug ubbrollsmile hug bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2

Welcome back, sweetie!!!! hug


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:I guess I should be flattered I've at least made it to top of the list wink

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Quote:


All in the name of science, of course. ubbangel





of course.... rolleyes



so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Quote:
longer beardy - sexy tickly




see!


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Quote:

so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???



Nope! Why, you volunteering? ubbrollsmile wink


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:*in best Southern hick accent*

Wha' lookey har. I dun' skeered 'im away!

ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:naw, ya ain't done no such thang! I wuz jus tryin my durndest to think up sum smart-aleky come-back, but I ain't got the wits fur it ta-day - my head's all swimmin frum too much programmin. sorry I ain't no fun...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


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