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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Kit

but surely a scientific experiment must have lots of different criteria to make study fair... sanpaper stubble, beardy long soft stuff and smooth clean, what's smoother and cleaner than girl face? *apart from mech tongue*

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Yes, I agree. Maybe you can design another study. However, in this case, we must rigidly adhere to the scientific method and only test one variable at a time. So all subjects in this round will be male.

We can design a follow-up study where the subjects are female or compare male vs. female. You can even be a co-author, Kit! ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Would a bearded lady be alowed in? If she had a shave and left it for a couple of days?

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Maybe in a subsequent study, Bug. But this study must be kept very pure. angel Thus, only men (aged 18-60 at the start of the study) may enroll.

However, we can design another study that would include women. I'll leave that up to someone else to do. I'm so tired after writing the grant for this one.

After all, we have to make sure that we stay completely objective. We can't be allowing my personal biases and conflicts of interest to interfere with subject selection, now, can we? wink


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:ha! ach never mind... cant make up complicated words fast enough!!!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Kit, if you just want to snog with me, you could just ask nicely. ubbangel wink

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Written by:
After all, we have to make sure that we stay completely objective. We can't be allowing my personal biases and conflicts of interest to interfere with subject selection, now, can we?



and thats why myself, kit and pounce are going to have to help you eliminate any biases by us joining you in the experiment!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:in the name of science, i shall offer my body for experimental use.......

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Thank you very much for your sacrifice, Konsti!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dio
Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA
Member Since: 11th Jul 2002
Total posts: 729
Posted:How do people feel about the "Paul Jr." beard style?


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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Oooh, can I sign him up for the study, too?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dio
Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA
Member Since: 11th Jul 2002
Total posts: 729
Posted:People say I look exactly like him...

Funny thing too, since I spent 4 years working as a machinist... but it kinda makes me happy cuz he ain't bad lookin. biggrin


What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:Written by: Rouge Dragon

and thats why myself, kit and pounce are going to have to help you eliminate any biases by us joining you in the experiment!



you know though, i just had a good thought. how abouts a girl/girl comparison study? i will gladly kiss any girl here, for scientific purposes of course, so we can have a comparison study to lightning's study

biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Pounce, that's so noble of you! wink

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Konsti...shall we go now? Ive checked my emails.

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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:Written by: L i g h t n i n g


Thank you very much for your sacrifice, Konsti!



no problem, dude.

I am, as i hope u all are, aware its gonna be a series of strenious research sessions. I recommend setting up the research facilities somehere on a tropical island.

The site will need a set of scientifically calibrated rooms to fit everyones expectations, a recovery room, a jacuzzi and full scuba diving base wink smile



As to pounces recommendation:

Written by:
how abouts a girl/girl comparison study?





im all in favour and must admit i have done quite a lot of research myself. I will be glad to share my findings, that i have detailed records off.



In the name of science i thank this brave research unit



ubbrollsmile wink biggrin


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
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Posted:you know i try biggrin all in the name of science of course!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Oh! Look, UCOF has signed up, too! Yay!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:how many of us are now in this experiment? Does it mean we all have to come to the US or will it be a UK meet when you're over here? Maybeit should be a neutral location....like Antartica!

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm willing to travel. But Antarctica is a bit cold. How about Thailand or Hawaii or sumfink?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:somewhere hot is good, but not too hot though because we dont want everyones lips getting too sweaty. or do we? wink ubbangel

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:i think most of the guys in Thailand are hairless! eek Hey Dom is in Thailand...maybe we could rope him into it if we're quick?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Raphael96
old hand
Location: New York City
Member Since: 8th Sep 2002
Total posts: 899
Posted:Is there a hypothesis for this experiment?

Something to be proven or disproven, perhaps?

Or is it more a matter of collecting data? smile

Raph


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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:shh raph its a snog study.. and pay attention we're making a comparisom on facial hair (or the lack of it)

and YAY! Kissing! YAY GIRLS KISSING!! WOOOOOO

<calms down> oops dented that wall a bit there with all that bouncing...oh and lightning?
Snog please....


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:*scribbling Raph on the list*

Well, the goal is to determine...um...what length of stubble causes the most lip irritation!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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lll
k

Member Since: 17th May 2004
Total posts: 182
Posted:are stubbley women included in this survey? umm

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Mage, at this point all subjects must be male as we don't want to introduce excess variables into the study. However, there has been talk of adding a female arm to the study to see if female stubble is as scratchy as male stubble.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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lll
k

Member Since: 17th May 2004
Total posts: 182
Posted:no stubbley women... sign me up biggrin

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Mage, male or female?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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lll
k

Member Since: 17th May 2004
Total posts: 182
Posted:Mr. Mage reporting for duty

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Onion
Onion

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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 3rd May 2004
Total posts: 30
Posted:be a real scientist...
do an experiment and make up the hypothesis later.
If the data doesn't suit the conclusions... change the data.


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