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Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
As you all may know It'd Mech's birthday on 20th May, just bought his prezzie, if you wanna know what it is pm me...but dont tell him footinmouth

O by the way...I aint posted for like ages but I'm back baby!

Hi Mech...you dont know what I bought you ubbloco. he he

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


Posted:
Welcome back!
And I bet its a used sock? wink ubbloco

Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
You must know me soooo well.... NO it's not a used sock, sorry for your disapointment!

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ooh! i know! i know!
its a plum floating in perfume in a top hat!!!

(a friend of mine actually asked for that....and another friend delivered!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


mechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
hello poo poo face!

so whats all this about a pressie....did you feel guilty after i had to remind you last night it was my d-day nxt week?

sorry about the incubus concert mate, its just i cant be bothered with that much hassel this week, and sophie has to go home on sat, so i would like to spend fri with her frown

cheers for teh offer bro, you, tara and ben ya?

ok so i hope its one of teh below list, as these are the thing i would like!

1) British passprot (pref real and for me) so i can go to oz and Ejc!

2) Dura stilts (pref 3-4ft)

3) a nice big party, full of spinners and mt static friends! (BLISS"!!!!!!)

4) a pair of UV cj balls, but im working on this one my self!

5) peace love and the american way

6) and hostly to be able to give all my mates big squishie hugs!

7) owww and for my olds not to come into my room nxt thurs and sing ahpy b-day to me at 7am when i just want thta last hr of sleep before i have to get up at 8!

so what did you get me mike?

was it, a bear? eek

laterdays

and PATRICK! you DIRTYYYYYY badger! spank

you rudie dudie! wink

Step (el-nombrie)


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
i think it will beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a cleverly modeled balloon hat biggrin .. and a pack of peanuts biggrin

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought you were the best present he could ever have Soph?! wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
a thwapping mechanism so you don't have to get out your willy everytime?

biggrin

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
a kit!!! you got a club? buy HOVIS!! you get a free me!!!!!!


he made up a club uh-huh

random murbles

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mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
you know what to be honest, all of these are fine pressie, but best part of my b-day, was my best mate nick being at teh cinema tonight 2days early and being ok, and (appart from eth leg) all good, thanks mike, and tara, thats made my night!

hug

Step (el-nombrie)


Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
Unfortunatley all those things mentioned aren't correct but I wish i'd posted this before....took me f'ing ages o find something that he HASN'T ALREADY GOT! rolleyes

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
By the way Step...just changed my password so you cant log in as me any more and read the pm's people are sending me! spank ubbloco

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I know what Mechs present is

I know what Mechs present is

Nyer Nyer Nyer Nyer Nyer

I'm not te-elling!

Nyer Nyer Nyer Nyer Nyer

tongue

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
OOOOOOO TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!

...actually i need to know so i dont get the same thing wink

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
What a rubbish excuse for wanting to know what he's got!!!

tongue

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I agree...no makrs for trying to trick us into telling you what Step has so you can report back to him! We will stand firm on the side of young master Hainsey and keep our traps zipped!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
Indeed master custom bug together we are strong, we are meditate

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
* bounces up down shouting "I know what Step's present is" * ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
(I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!! i wont tell ....promise ubbangel

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
PAH! You'll just have to wait till Mech opens it won't you! tongue



Only three days to go!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
mike says only half of it arrived so he has to call them today and make them send the rest!

MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and only 3 days to go! biggrin

hug

Step (el-nombrie)


Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
That should have some people confused cuz I have only told them 1 of the things I have got you! Yes I have got you TWO PREZZIES! nana

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Is it the VW Van he likes?

Kind of difficult to fit into a shopping bag, I admit...though that would explain how Custom Bug seems to know all about it ubblol

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
He wishes (mech)...No sorry it's not a vw van...and the 2nd one did come yesterday...all wrapped up now. Gonna take round to his house tonight and put in the safe hands of his olds.

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
hug biggrin

one day to go!

shot mike im goingto hav eto teach you how to make ballon rudness tonight so that the 300 ballons i bought dont go to waste!

you cumming down teh keys tonight? hug

Step (el-nombrie)


Hainseymember
18 posts
Location: Staffordshire, England


Posted:
I thought we were going to the gym tonight? text me dude

When I die bury me upside down....then the world can kiss my ASS!


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
was thinking gym then keys? biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!


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ubblove

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
thankies...

narr ubblove rolleyes

spanner thats ACE!

i want that book! *drool*

Step (el-nombrie)


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Happy Birthday
hug2 hug kiss hug hug2

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


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