we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!
One day i'll learn to resist gravity...
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright
we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
One day i'll learn to resist gravity...
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Quote:
i havnt broken anything
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!