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Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:i got some spam in my email and one of the emails said this "Indeed, philosopher around sell to of girl.And know the dark side of her squid.Noel, the friend of Noel and hesitates with beyond ball bearing.

agatha volstead phraseology melissa clone ellen " I thought this was a bit profound and thought i would share! ubbloco biggrin wink

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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

Location: York, UK
Member Since: 1st Mar 2003
Total posts: 455
Posted:i wonder why they bother saying such non-sensical things.

some of the names of the senders of the spam i get are actually quite funny and inventive.

Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:i'm just waiting for the spammers to realise that i dont actually have an appendage that i want enlarged! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:im built like a rake, with a BMI thingy of about 22, i think it was. why do i need to lose weight?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"

Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I just want to make a few things abundantly clear:

1) I am quite happy with my penis. I don't want it to be any larger.

2) That same penis works quite well, thank you. I don't need Viagra.

3) I also don't need Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, or any other prescription drug. I have friends who can prescribe those should I require them.

4) I have two degrees and will have a third soon. I don't need any more. Especially not from some mail-order diploma mill. And yes, I know I already qualify for a degree based on the work I've done. That's why I have two of them, silly!

5) I do not have breasts and thus do not want them enlarged.

6) I am not interested in sorority girls doing questionable things with animals.

7) I am not stupid enough to open an offshore account to help some deposed Nigerian ruler.

8) I do not need to mortagage anything and, even if I did, I wouldn't be dumb enough to do it via spam mail.

9) I don't gamble.

10) I would love to lose 5 pounds. However, spam E-mail will not help me do that at all.

Thank you. That is all.

rolleyes cool

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


Location: uk, Newcastle / Chester
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 126

Fair points, i dont get much so i must be one of the lucky ones!!! ubbrollsmile

If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?

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