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Location: tasmania
i am finding this forum seriosly boring at the moment,
i have been using this for a while and i think that the quality laging a little.
i used to use this to wast time at school all the time but now i am finding it boring
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
oh well. thats up to your personal preference....
but if we are boring you theres a simple solution.
a) set up and run your own forum that you find interesting
b) walk away from your computer and do something more productive.
perhaps the problem is that you need a change. something new to fulfill your life. have you considered embriodery?
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1083822584)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
or taxidermy?
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
no, i think some fine cross stich is just what the doctor ordered. but maybe he could use new found cross stich skills in taxidermy?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
No I think your right, a good 'ol wooly blanket would hit the spot... fancy a cuppa Den...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
that would be lovely. maybe our bored friend could knit us a tea cozy for the tea pot?
would you like a biscuit?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Oh no... I brought cake... and us for these youths today... always wanting something to do
... so was that one sugar or two... I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
1 thanks. im trying to cut down. too much sugar rots my dentures.
i know - these young folk! always running around looking for something new and exciting to do. why cant they just sit back and enjoy a good cup of tea?now, wheres the milk gone? did buddha steal it?
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1083824919)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
That dang cat... he got into my creams last night... I had to go down to the pokies covered in skin cream and cat fur... but that nice young lady, what was her name Kathy... Lucey... Sarah... oh it doesn't matter... well, she told me that the horses for courses were just hired to plow Gregs yard... and that the bees nest which had been bothering Mrs Macson turned out to be he husband... Oh, and the Doctor said that groth of mine should go down in a week or two...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hope so, otherwise you could be up the creek without a paddle, but i suppose youve got to look on the bright side of life. i seem to remember something about apples and getting rid of doctors.
did you punish buddha? theres more than one way to skin a cat, but im not sure if theres enough room to swing a cat in your apartment [no offense - not meaning to rock your boat]
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
but really, even if there isnt enough room to swing a cat, you could still try. just come repared for the clunks at the cat hits the walls. and always remember to wear gloves when cleaning up the cats blood. i hear cat blood can have a mind of its own and morph into a blood monster.
could i have a tea as well please? black, no sugar. thanks.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
certainly dear! cake?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh! dont mind if i do! did you make it yourself?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
no, arsn dropped it in the thread earlier. its very tasty.
now wheres that tea cozy? and i still cant find the milk!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
here, borrow my tea cosy.
have you tried the fridge? i hear these fancy nu-aged people keep milk in the fridge these days.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thanks dear, no there was some milk in the fridge but arsn cat stole it. ill just have to go out to the cow that living on my balcony and ask nicely if i can squeeze here nipples briefly.
biscuit? or are you fine with the cake?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh, i'm terribly sorry dearie! i must be off! my poi call me...can you hear them too.....? (also combined with my mother now looking over my shoulder!)
but i'll take a bisuit for the road! ta ta!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
farewell! i say! with such interesting people popping in and out for tea i dont know how anyone could be bored!
would anyone else like a cuppa?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
I'll have a cup Dentrassi. What kind is it?
on the subject of milk: what ever happened to opening your door in the morning and finding fresh milk and a paper. When I open my door I find neither. I would like to lodge a formal complaint. We must have fresh milk and a paper.
oh is there any of that cake left?
now on to more serious matters then milk and my missing paper. Does anyone have a theory regarding the limites of quantum computers. I believe they do have a limit as there most likely is a finite number of parallel universes and a finite number of atoms within each. Then there must be limit to the factoring cabablities (Sp?) of a quantium computer. Of course that being said the very act of quantum action may create for a brief moment enough universes along our quantum plane to complete any action. But that brings the theory of consiousness being pivitale to quantum splits into question. But for that theory to be true then the forth dimention isn't time but consciouness. Which would prove Charles' theory of a few months ago that stated the devine being (whoever or whatever that may be) existing out side of time. Meaning time it's self may not actually be a really thing, but only a precieved thing used my our simple minds to cope with something far beond our understanding. Any thoughts?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
My Dad always wore the teacosy as a hat....
I love tea in a teapot...
Irish breakfast anyone
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Quote:
on the subject of milk: what ever happened to opening your door in the morning and finding fresh milk and a paper. When I open my door I find neither. I would like to lodge a formal complaint. We must have fresh milk and a paper.
I agree. Lets start a petition.
Quote:
Meaning time it's self may not actually be a really thing, but only a precieved thing used my our simple minds to cope with something far beond our understanding. Any thoughts?
Just a few things.
Try repeating that all in [Old link] for a start.
But yes. You are right. time is merely an invention invented by someone to help run their life more efficiently.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
but can it help me find the milk?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Idiot!
Use the search button at the top of this screen!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
To find the milk!!
Typical Newbie
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
drags in a cow for Dentrassi
found the milk..its all yours
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
lol a quantum computer will not help you find milk. Well it could if you subscribe to the theory that true AI would have to live on a quantum computer. This is thought because in every cell we have a single electron quantum computer. This is thought to be the source of conciousness. but how do you define consciouness. Is it understanding that one day you will die? In theory a computer would never die. But that being said we are still no closer to finding the milk. I blame the butterfly
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
bugger ok now I have to update this thread. this was brought to mind by the mention of relivity in the Temp Diss thread.
all this of course means that Enstine while right made a mistake E = MC2 where C is the speed of light. Speed is of course a function of time. but if time trully doesn't exist except at a perception of passing quantum events trigured by consciousness (which was probably a complete fluke). That means that we can travel through "time", we can travel fasters than light, and infact can probably jump to any point in our plane of existance simply by programing a quantum drive with the corridinates. Enstine will be happy, we may prove him wrong in our life time.
this of course begs the question: what happened if every conscious being on the plantet stopped thinking. Could we create a bubble where time simply did not exist? But then since no one is thinking no one would percieve that event because it is actually a non-event. And this of course could happen all the time. There could be years (sorry you know what I mean) where time simply stops and then starts again. And when time started up again then we'd simply go about our business like nothing happened, because technically nothing did. Nothing could have not happened while i was typing this post. And we'd never know.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Did someone say tea biscuits AND cake?? mmmmm...tea.........
I hope the cow is fresh tho cuz I hate stale milk, it make's me want to be sicky sick when I sniff it
Let's relight this forum 
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
well if a cow's not good enough you coild always milk a goat.
or a pig maybe...
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
horses are hard to milk..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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