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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
hahahha silly chicken i got it to do a cartwheel and a little dance
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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
So far he's done:
Jumping on the sofa
Kicked the sofa
Moonwalked (badly)
Handstand
The splits

Is this a cleverly written program or is there actually someone infront of their webcam?

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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
i think its cleverly written because i've asked it to do a couple of things which it didn't appear to understand.
e.g. i asked it to kick the tv and it proceeded to do some sort of dance involving kicking the legs up one after the other, but not kicking the tv.
also it defaults back to a standing in the middle of the room position , in the same stance as before.

Posted: 27th Apr 2004
I would think that is a person with their webcam. it just did a very good rendition of praying to allah for me. but it could be a program I suppose, which would make more sense given the fact that I haven't seen him do anything for anyone else.



I about busted a gut on that. my coworkers now think I am nuts.



edit: ok, now I think it is a program for sure because it can't do the funky chicken or the electric bugaloo or play dead
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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
How can it be a person on their own webcam if people all over the world are looking at it, some probably simultaneously and having it do whatever they want?

Posted: 27th Apr 2004
Yeah, that's what I thought...

Burner of Toast
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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
apologies for being lazy but these are a couple of posts i made on another board and they include some nice things for the chicken to do.

it's a program by the way

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this is too fukkin funny!

try out these too:

act like a dog
die
skip
slow-mo kung fu
be elvis
juggle
strip
do a backflip
dance (try: tango, ballroom, tap dance, ballet and breakdance)

but my favourite so far has got to be 'hide' (and make sure you try it a few times).

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he doesn't like it if you tell him to 'get a proper job'

i tried 'strip' but that didn't work either.

then i tried 'get plucked' which mainly just confused the chicken.

apparently chickens don't understand puns

'trash the joint' is quite fun, he has a variety of ways to 'spin'/'spin around'/'spin fast'.

'do the funky chicken' was disappointing and only mildly funky at best.

the glamour model shot takes the piss though:


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ask the chicken to 'pose' and you'll get a lovely re-enactment of that photoshoot

and when you're done, don't forget to tell chicken to 'leave and go home'

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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
here you go chaps.

What the chicken….

Will Do

taco bell (dances with a girl)
dance like an egyptian
snap your garters
do the robot
You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen)
sit down
relax
bang your head
Are you lookin at me?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Cry
Show your chicken tenders (Moon)
smoke a cigarette
throw a tantrum
stand on the couch
clean the room
hit yourself
pillow fight
kiss the pillow
hit yourself with the pillow
fight
strip
spin
maybe
yes
hide behind couch
pee on couch
waddle
die
lie to me
fly
dance
jump
handstand
spin around
build a fort
turn off the light
watch tv
fart
moon me
go crazy
bows
hokey pokey
puke
lol
twist
moonwalk
play air guitar
riverdance
grab crotch
rap
sing
get some dignity (angers chicken)
hula
somersault
poop
make a chicken sandwich
lay an egg
macarena
clean up
choke your chicken
model
ninja
rock out
breakdance
shake it
running man
take a nap
read a book
smack your face
bunny hop
cartwheel
search
vomit
lick your chicken toe
no
jumping jacks
pat your head while rubbing your stomach
Electric Slide
Hump the chair
Bows when told he's great!
dance the ymca
do a pushup
do some karate
Roll over
peck
flex
hop on one foot
stand on the couch
get a book
show some skin
flap your wings
stare at the camera
shake your tailfeather
go away
strike a pose
poke eye
beg for mercy
pray
vogue
use blanket
kung fu
shadow puppets
scare
surf
play ball
shoot baskets
shake your booty
shake your moneymaker
yoga
fence
chicken sandwich
cabbage patch
moonwalk
kneel (probably same as "beg")
creep me out
mask
eat yourself
self flagellate
juggle
ballet
spit
golf
play baseball
play football (American)
play soccer
tango
make a picture
shadow box
disco dance
do the splits
bullfight
thumbs up
shrug
the worm
drink something
chicken strip (different than strip)
gay (does not like gays it seems)
swim
go fish
do it doggy style
headstand
duck (walks around like a duck)
mcdonalds (edited by pe)
rock and roll (edited by pe)
kiss off (edited by pe)
head bang (edited by pe)
line dance (edited by pe)
get lost (edited by pe)
be happy (edited by pe)
take a hostage (edited by pe)
show your teeth (edited by pe)
look behind you (edited by pe)
show your garder (2 different) (edited by pe)
Bogusky (advertising firm that came up with this.) (edited by pe)
Crispin (same as before - Crispin, Porter + Bogusky) (edited by pe)
make love
fire!
do the monkey
act scared

Will do, sort of

stand on the ceiling
rearrange the room
flip me off
masturbate
get naked
get funky
tear the place up
call home
tear off chicken feathers
take off pants
take off mask
squaredance same as electric slide
compute

Won't do

break things
break the television
barf
do complex mathmatics
hurtle the couch or jump over it
vacuum
kick over the televsion
sit-ups
turn off lamp
faint
pirouette
flog self
believe Moore
vote Democratic
believe Kerry
vote Republican
believe Bush
vote Libertarian
lick urvesh
wardrobe malfunction (sfsdfd)
make the sign of the Golden Arches (makes chicken angry)
take a fifteen minute break
eat a big mac (makes gagging motion)
lick the screen
Bark at the Moon (Chicken moons you)

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Posted: 27th Apr 2004
some one must be very bored!!

Tis fun tho!

Let's relight this forum

Posted: 27th Apr 2004
the novelty has worn off for me now

Posted: 27th Apr 2004

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edit: ok, now I think it is a program for sure because it can't do the funky chicken or the electric bugaloo or play dead

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And I can't get it to touch objects in the room.

-Mike

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Posted: 28th Apr 2004
when I tell it to eat a taco a girl comes on and dances with it, is this some zany metaphor im missing? Hide's a good one tho.


maybe I'll try and make it do my job for me...

Posted: 28th Apr 2004
shake that bootie!!!!!


hehehe

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Posted: 28th Apr 2004
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Posted: 28th Apr 2004
(low whistle) how long did you sit in front of your computer typing in random commands?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Posted: 29th Apr 2004
Christ that is funny!



I liked it when I asked him to air guitar and the little fella went nuts when I asked him to poi.

Poi... it's an obsession.