BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
SILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
How many surrealist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
How many surrealist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
XLenX
Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
in keeping with the light buld theme.............
How many stoners dose it take to change a light bulb??
1 plus a couch full of people, one to change the buld the rest to complane thats " it's too bright maaannn"
in keeping with the light buld theme.............
How many stoners dose it take to change a light bulb??
1 plus a couch full of people, one to change the buld the rest to complane thats " it's too bright maaannn"
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
An old married couple are having breakfast who had been marryed for 50 years. They wheresitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old boy said to his wife " just think darling we have been marryed for half a century"
"Yes dear" she replyed "Just think it was 50 years ago we was sitting at this ere breakfast table"
"I know " said the old boy " and we was proberly sat here naked as well"
" well" the granny sniggered " what do ya say we should get naked again?"
The pair then stripped off to the buff and sat back at the table
" how does it feel" asked the old man
"You know sweetheart " she replyed breathlessly "My nipples are still as hot for you today as they was all them 50 years ago"
" im not surprised " replyed the old boy " Ones in your coffie and the others in you porrage
An old married couple are having breakfast who had been marryed for 50 years. They wheresitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old boy said to his wife " just think darling we have been marryed for half a century"
"Yes dear" she replyed "Just think it was 50 years ago we was sitting at this ere breakfast table"
"I know " said the old boy " and we was proberly sat here naked as well"
" well" the granny sniggered " what do ya say we should get naked again?"
The pair then stripped off to the buff and sat back at the table
" how does it feel" asked the old man
"You know sweetheart " she replyed breathlessly "My nipples are still as hot for you today as they was all them 50 years ago"
" im not surprised " replyed the old boy " Ones in your coffie and the others in you porrage
BRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
Posted:
i was just trying to think of that one this weekend
i was just trying to think of that one this weekend
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
I dunno whether it's a good or a bad thing... but that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages...!!!
Written by: misscorinthian
How many surrealist artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
I dunno whether it's a good or a bad thing... but that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages...!!!
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
SILVER Member
Likes trees...
209 posts
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Likes trees...
209 posts
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Posted:
Why did little sally fall off her tricycle?
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Because she got hit by a bus...
Why did little sally fall off her tricycle?
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Because she got hit by a bus...
'n Boer maak 'n plan.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
what's blue and sits at the bottom of a.................ARRRGGGHHH i must resit posting such jokes
what's blue and sits at the bottom of a.................ARRRGGGHHH i must resit posting such jokes
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
What did one testicle say to the other?
I've no idea either, they were talking b****cks...
What did one testicle say to the other?
I've no idea either, they were talking b****cks...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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