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Sugarplummember
2 posts
Location: zone D


Posted:
I personally witnessed extreme gluttony of monumental proportions, UCOF just munched a whole pallete of strawberries, with a whole tub of cream, shortly followed by a selection of miniture muffins soaked in the remainder of the offending cream.

Built like a monkey, eats like an American (no offence).


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblolubblolubblolubblol

That cut straight to the heart of the matter!

He just doesn't stop eating....

I think he is a UCOF and Rhubard pie. (Possibly with a bit of badger pastry)

wave

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Good job UCOF! I wish more people would join me in eating an entire box of Tesco's doughnuts. biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Sugarplum says she has done that so...

Im not that much of a pie.

rolleyes

It was tasty though.....

OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Are you one of those people who eat and eat and eat and loose weight??? I lothe those kind of people mad One of my best friends is like that, and she wihses she were fat!!! Grr!

Okay, I'm done tongue

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
Im one of those.

Its a curse indeed.

Cant gain a pound for my life.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Yup biggrin

Then again.,..I do lose most of my weight at Uni due to drinking coipious ammounts of tea d not much else...

Just trying to put it all back on now..

KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
all people who eat and lose weight are bastards.... ok just had to get that out of my system.

I tried the all tea diet once: to put it delicatly, lightly, and politely I could [censored] through a window screen for a week. eek mad

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't think I have even seen UCOF not eat a vast amount of food! ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


spritieSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA


Posted:
that sounds just like me...I'm so glad to know there are others out there...my friends make fun of me too for eating so much, and being so tiny.

_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
i eat alot too! )*foooooood! ubblove) I can't help it if i have a high metabolisim.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
*raises hand* Also guilty! ubbangel

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
hurray for high metabolisms!

Hey, I'M the BEE!


MeleSILVER Member
A perth girl gone walkabout...
396 posts
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia


Posted:
I eat alot of rubbish, sometimes will just eat a pack of chocolate biscuits for dinner, but soon get sick of it, and run off to do things like go to the gym and eat lots of veggies, then gets sick of it and resort to chocolate and chips for meals again!

I live in cycles it seems, but it ultimatly all works out in the end.... Altho i'm told it will all catch up with me later in life.... oh i hope not rolleyes

I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I hate all of you.

I will gain weight if I even walk past food. My pants tighten if I even think about food.

I can gain 5 pounds from eating a 2 ounce piece of candy.

You are all horrible people and should be ashamed of yourselves.

The good news is that, while you slobs are stuffing your skinny, malabsorbing faces, I have been fighting my weight all my life. So when you all hit 30 and your collective metabolisms all hit a wall, I will be quite used to the idea of having to watch my weight. So I will stay right where I am and laugh at all of your fat arses as you balloon up like blowfish.

But one of my surgery residents will be a laparoscopic bariatric surgeon. Her name is Dunya Atisha. She'll make you all thin again. For a $izeable $um.

ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


spritieSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA


Posted:
eep! Here's to hoping that magic number isn't 30 for me...that's only a few short months away. My mother didn't start gaining weight until 48 though, so I'm hoping...

fingers crossed

UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Quote:

My pants tighten if I even think about food.


eek

erm...

I didnt know you thought of food in that way Mike...

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Difference is, I'd rather be fat and happy that skinny and hungry, so when I hit the weight ceiling, I'll just buy bigger trousers. It's cheaper than the $izable $um biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
I never used to have to watch my weight, so I ate loads... I still eat loads but it's showing... I don't mind! biggrin It's Easter, I've had 2 roasts and 2 huge salad meals in 2 days biggrin
I may start watching it again soon. I just despise feeling even the slightest bit empty.
Food suits me biggrin

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i also have a high meta-bol-ism but i go through phases. ubbrollsmile

had an impressive beer belly by the end of my first year at uni but i've lost it again cos i can never be bothered to cook or go shopping nowdays... still drink quite a lot... tongue

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
redface

Kaji, Lightning and I should have our *own* little club. Thenagain... We don't want to turn this into another "Under 16 only" and "over __" thread thing again ubblol

So I guess I'll just sit here and glare at all you people while I eat my orange. My.. third orange of the day... I'm sick, I need the vitamin C, I'm allowed biggrin

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
UCOF forced me to eat far so many chocolate cookies and cakes and sweet things all dipped in custard within a 48 period my eyes were like the inside of cadbury creme eggs!! I tell you it was true I was there! tongue




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If UCOF actually was a pie....what flavour would he be? confused

Let's relight this forum ubblove


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Quote:





Kaji, Lightning and I should have our *own* little club.






can i please join too? biggrin



dinner with lightning certainly sounds interesting ubblol ubblol ubblol
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OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Yes. Yes you can.

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:

ubbideai would like to join this said club too

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
badger flavour!

(Hmmm badgers...)

possibly with a hint of rhubard... ubbrollsmile

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
NOOOOO leave the badgers alone!!!!


I have never met UCOF so really have no place to say but I'm gonna go for it anyway:
I reckon he would be MARMITE and VEGEMITE and BOVRIL all in one pie!

Eurgh! A pie with brown filling! :vomit:

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Wait wait... Is it that UCOF *is* the pie, of that UCOF *ATE* the pie? confused Because pie can be very tasty... but also not tasty... (mince meat pie, need I say more?) ubbidea HOWEVER 3.14 doesn't look that tasty, to me. Maybe with more decimal points???

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
3.1477 tastes much better with a side dish of radious and covered in juicy circumference.

UCOF would taste like carrot cake but the pie version. i know, carrot pie! biggrin

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


UCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
umm

Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
I have just realised how amazing a sweetie pie would be.

Is that what ucof is?

Poi... it's an obsession.


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