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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
no one really knows?


why is it monday morning again?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Because it can't stay Sunday all week biggrin

I think night is great, why can't we have it all the time?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
because then half of it would be day


are you a night walker?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not wink

What do you think?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah you know you are


what am i?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are a person.

Or are you...? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
i don't think so!


what is the average shoe size of a dwarf?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
Size 4 in the uk.



not sure about the rest of the world. cos english dwarfs are slightley bigger.

what Makes a dwarf a dwarf?

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


MeleSILVER Member
A perth girl gone walkabout...
396 posts
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia


Posted:
The big sign hanging around their neck.

What makes a giant a giant??

I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
the little big guy up there. got a bit confused. with inches and millimeters.

is there anything bigger than a giant?

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
Yes. A massive.

How low can you go?

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
about as low as the low thing from lowland.

can you go lower?

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
yes but only when she asks me to



why is it every one tells me i growl in my sleep

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
because you are a cute little teddy bear.

why can't people have wings?

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
maybe you do

have you tried recording yourself at night?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:

yes i have and i do have wings!!!



why do i like to bite people

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
because you have extended canines.

why do things that bounce boing?

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
onomatopei.

why is music so damn good?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
because ur drunk! wink

why do peoplen look at me strangely?

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you have no face



y is that?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


HenrikGOLD Member
member
111 posts
Location: Sweden


Posted:
he lost it searching for his mind.

when did this happen?

youre like the diet coke of evil. just one calorie, not evil enough.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
yesterday

why does my head hurt?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
because the little hamster people that run your brain are trying to escape.

Why is it my car won't go any faster than 80mph?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because you didn't ask it politely.

How do you ask a car to go faster?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
you say please

should i finish my lunch?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Yeah finish it!! biggrin

Can you make me some lunch when you're done?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
i can make breakfast


who wants a fry up?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


kitemanFlying high!
245 posts
Location: At the beach.


Posted:
Yes please.

Were's the salt?

If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!


Dr GreenthumbBRONZE Member
Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
243 posts
Location: Fife, United Kingdom


Posted:
by the pepper


who knows the words?

If we all ate one person then i'd be full.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Not personally, but I've met their daughter...

What's one of them thingies called? You know, with the knobble on it?

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


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