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Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
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Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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thombre
GOLD Member since Oct 2006

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Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom

Total posts: 74
Posted:Because you can choose your friends but you can't choose your familly, but you can resent your inlaws for it.

Why doesn't Hawaii sink?


Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby, United Kingdom

Total posts: 916
Posted:because there is a giant that can breathe underwater underneath it that is holding it up

why is college so difficult?


ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:Because school taught us nothing.



How do you pronounce the word "Nougat"?

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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:new-gat
sentence: I just purchased a new-gat



Where, oh where has my littel dog gone?


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:To buy you a dictionary.

If two trains travelling towards each other start from a distance of 30 miles apart, then move at 50 kmph for 10 minutes, what colour is my granny's hat?


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HikkaisPuppet


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Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:The same colour as the bever that was paitning the the chairs in the train that was in thee south that was 30 miles apart from the REAL colour of your granny's hat. Because I ate the train, that question will remain a mystery FOREVER! Well...at least unitl the next time I use the toilet.

Why do they say that an alarm goes OFF when it's actually turning ON?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Because all things in the universe go or get off when they're turned on tongue

Why was six sad?


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:because 7 8 9


What happens when a bird flying at 10 miles an hour and a jet flying faster then that meet?


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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

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Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:A quiet 'pang' sound resonates through the aircraft. Bloodsoaked feathers later litter the air many miles away. Only two people bare witness... Archibald and Harry Thrusham, Chocolatiers.





Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:Oh he lives in my bottom drawer. He sleeps next to my teddy. I think teddy abuses him during the night. I know this cos teddy looks awfully flush in the morning.

Have you ever found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Fire_Moose
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Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

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Posted:I beleived in that myth too once, Then one day i followed the rainbow to the end and it turns out, there is actually a bunch of gold Pot, so a different kind of good but good none-the-less.


How much will an elephant weigh after eating 3 bananas?


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Assuming the maximum recorded size for an elephant.. 12,000.5 kg. So long as the bananas are quite big.

Coming back to the pot of gold question, what happens when the rainbow ends over water.. do the leprechauns guarding the pot o gold drown?


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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:No they don't because as I was earlier informed it is not a pot of gold, it is gold pot so the leprechauns tend to be chilling out on lie lows so it is all good.

What would you do if the presedent or prime minister of your country came running up to you on fire? (that is them on fire not you)


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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HikkaisPuppet


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Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Point and laugh. Then hand him over to Iraq. (I hate politicians)

Why do I suck at Geography?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Because Melbourne keeps moving around, you assume everywhere does..


What did swallows perch on before there were telephone wires? (I don't know about anyone else, but I've never seen one perch in a tree..)


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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

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Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:Nothing, Swallows are suckers for trends and fads, before sitting on phone lines was cool sparrows used to line dance. And before that...ritual sacrifice.


Why is a crescent moon always on it's side?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:A cresent moon is always on its side cos if it were upside down then all the mice would fall off.

Do rats really pee on envelope glue?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:no but they do pee all over postage stamps.


Does any one have a question i can barrow?


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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

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Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

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Posted:Yes!

How do you barrow a question?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:Ha ha. well the first thing you have to do is get your self a shrink gun, shrink yourself down to the size of a pea, find the person you know with the best questions and jump inside there ear to there brain and just take one. Oh but don't forget to take a bag with you. But you have forgotten to make a big gun so you will be stuck little for the rest of your life and it will take you ages to write your question on the forum.

If I see pigs flying pigs, does that actually mean that I have had too much to drink and smoke?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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HikkaisPuppet


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Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:No, it means you haven't had enough!
They should be lemurs! and should be PRUNE coloured and be singing the doom song while floating thier way to a better life!

I have a new lock...am I going to loose my key??


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:depneds of you definition of key.. if by which you mean shoe then i would say no, but having no toes is an issue


why did jack and jill really go up that hill?


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We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

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Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:Jack had recently discovered that his girlfriend Daisy was cheating on him, and had chosen the perfect romantic spot to reciprocate with the town skank.

Why are lobsters and skunks typically french in cartoons? (with the notable exception of sebastian from lil' mermaid)


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Curly_Sue
SILVER Member since Nov 2006

Curly_Sue

laughter is the way to get through life
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

Total posts: 179
Posted:Because during the first world war all the lobsters and skunks had enough of all the bombe going off, so they all and I meen all up sticks and headed off to the south of france for a bit of peace.

Who would win in a fight - balu or bagera from the jungle book and why?


I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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MagsKat
BRONZE Member since Aug 2007

MagsKat

Don't feed her cookies
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

Total posts: 113
Posted:mowgali coz he's human and we kill anything and everything of interest so we can sell it. oh wait thats not a stupid answer!

Bagera coz balu sounded stonned to me .. figure he'd just give up and sleep


Thumbs... useful? discuss...


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:very. like i had to pick up a coin once, off the ground, and my thumb really helped with that.


Duracell?


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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:yes i do.....

If you have three bengal cats all looking at you expectantly what do you do hotshot? What do you do?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Die.

Painfully.

Assuming you meant Bengal tigers, if they're just kitty cats, then you go 'Awwwww' and open a tin of cat food.


Why do birds fall down from the sky every time I walk by?


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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:uh, maybe you need to wash more...

(yes they are just kitty cats but boy you wouldn't know it some times! p.s. the catfood worked)

Should I stay up or go to bed?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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HikkaisPuppet


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Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Stay up, but go higher! eat sugar and life with be a HELL of a lot more fun!

What happens to your insides when you bathe in milk?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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