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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
They both have all the directions, N, S, E, W.


What would happen if someone tried doing contact staff covered in bees?

O.B.E.S.E.

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
They would get stung (DUH)

Same question but while wearing a beekeper suit?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
they would lose a lot of moneuverability.


Same questions, lose the bee keeper suit, add a straight jacket, and staff is on fire using only kero as a fuel (bees are calmed by smoke).

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you would drop your staff.

why are we all obsessed with bees

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
because bees are just superb

why does nobody like wasps?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Because hornets are better


Remember Yellow Jacket from Twisted Metal?

O.B.E.S.E.

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
No

why cant I stop thinking about bees?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
because you're covered in BEEES! and MUD!

why cant we decide where this years New Year party is going to be?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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crowley2BRONZE Member
official hop cutie
272 posts
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton


Posted:
because rock,paper,scissors doesnt cut it for you


why am i still single

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett


Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because you haven't tried doubles.

Why does beer make your head hurt?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


crowley2BRONZE Member
official hop cutie
272 posts
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton


Posted:
Because your getting old and cant handle the hngover anymore

why do i insist on posting on this message board?

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because you have nothing better to do.

Why is the grass green?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because red grass would just look strange.

If flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp then why arn't cows green?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because green milk would be really weird.


Where have all the cowboys gone (ohhhhhhhhh)?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


crowley2BRONZE Member
official hop cutie
272 posts
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton


Posted:
to the mouintains to go "camping"


why cant i see colours

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett


GaiaSILVER Member
Member
16 posts
Location: Italy


Posted:
open your eyes!

why is the sky blue?

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
due to the refraction of light as it enters our atmosphear

what should I do now?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Enjoy Christmas.

How long should i cook my Turkey?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
depends on how heavy it is.

why do poi spin in circles?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because if they spun in polygons something would not be working correctly


how much is that doggy in the window?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


FlyYakGOLD Member
stranger
8 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
25 pence, waggly tail 25 pence extra

Which is lighter, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?

"Dost thou think, because thou art
virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?"


Kiznanewbie
11 posts
Location: Catalonia


Posted:
isn't it the same?
yaaaa. it is.

why it doesn't snow? (don't count that you're in summer, here's winter)

Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
The weather man says it will snow tomorrow. Well in the UK at least.

Why do i weigh more now than i did a couple of weeks ago?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Because you like eating ex lax

Who am i?

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Because the bees eat your girlfriends.
I just lost.
Who hates me now?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


nynysutsBRONZE Member
Member
24 posts
Location: Baldock, Herts, England (UK)


Posted:
The world and his wife

Hippies in conservative places make conservative people hippies?

I don't spin poi, I get tangled up in them. Something tells me burns are out of the question!!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
indeed.

is it new year?

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
No, it's now the old year, it's only new for a few days until the shine wears off.

Why do all good things have to come to an end?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I blame consumerism.

what does "complamicated" mean?
(Hamamelis is probably the best one to answer this question)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Like complicated but even more so. Hence the extra letters.


Why did I decide to go back to England at the most stupid time of year?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?