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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Nothing its a secondhand emotion.

Why can't i remember the stupid question i thought of this morning?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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TenFingersBrad
TenFingersBrad

Smeeeeg Heeeeeed
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 21st Aug 2008
Total posts: 25
Posted:Because you have truly grown as a person since then, and are now beyond such things. <3



Does dropping off in your sleep count as dying sideways?


Much Heart.

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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:..... Yes?

What IS a stupid question?


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zyonchaos
journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...
Member Since: 13th May 2009
Total posts: 77
Posted:There is no such thing as a stupid answer only a stupid question!


Why dont I have a hangover as I certainly drank enough last night??


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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:That.

What is that on your head?


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Ask the band Nickelback.

Where's the I'm not drunk thread?


Kupo!

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Puff
Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Member Since: 10th Jun 2007
Total posts: 134
Posted:Third door on your left, just next to the laundry.

Do you think I can get away with this...?


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:NO! This is an absolute outrage. You will never live this down, Puff. I will hunt you til the ends of the earth?? Where is my tactical nuclear missle?

Wait... a more important question, where are my pants? I probably need those, too.


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Probably in your cupboard - which I shipped to Puff to even the scales.

Since when was Honalee near Aukland?


Kupo!

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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:Since god did it.

Isn't Denmark where the dutch live?


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Puff
Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Member Since: 10th Jun 2007
Total posts: 134
Posted:No, They live in my new cupboard.

Do you think we can keep a plotline going through this thread or not?


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:As long as the story remains stupid. Let's try.

Tim wakes up in the morning. He wet himself. What happens next?


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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Tim gets out of the shower, dons a blue and white striped towel and went briskly about the arduous task of getting dressed.

"Goddamn it, Lucille, where the hell am I supposed to find a pig for my breakfast?" He screamed as his black labrador.


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:"Flying, don't forget your net!" She barked.

Tim forgot something while going to his plane, what was it?


Kupo!

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zyonchaos
journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...
Member Since: 13th May 2009
Total posts: 77
Posted:His net!! "God damn it!"
he exclaimed very loudly before swiftly returning home to pick up his net
"Got it, now what was I doing?"


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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:Going skydiving.

But alas, he forgot his trousers. This, however, did not effect him one bit. However his skydiving partner. . . . ??


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Lucille the labrador was freaked out, which is why blind people shouldn't go skydiving.

But luckily the landed on... I forget, what did they land on/in?


Kupo!

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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:Hard cement. He died. 7 years later he's reincarnated as:

Timmy was walking to school. Why were the people driving by him in their cars laughing at young Timmy?


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ashgray2
stranger

Member Since: 4th Jun 2009
Total posts: 3
Posted:Do you think if the worm dies the worm will be wormed?
I don't get it can somebody answer my question?
If the worm will be wormed what will be the smell of the wormed worm. smile


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Baby Products, Family Travel


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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:Are you suggesting Timmy's a worm?

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I have a link I would LOVE to drop here but its not G rated.


It has to do with flatworms and chinese men tied to walls.


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:What part of that is a question?

Kupo!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Hahah, I haven't been sleeping much, jarle. Gimme a break. ^_^

Why can't I think of a decent question?


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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:The questionable part.
Though frankly, it was all pretty questionable.


What were we talking about again?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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zyonchaos
journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...
Member Since: 13th May 2009
Total posts: 77
Posted:Life, liberty, fruit of the loom and flatworms apparently.

But surely the question is why flatworms and chinese men?


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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Gibby Haynes might be able to tell you.

I wonder who was in my room last night. Who the hell was in my bed? There must have been a body there I swear I smelled some flesh...


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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:Yeah, I do that sometimes...

My toenails are getting long. Should I cut them?


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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Not without there pemision.

What happened to Timmy?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I think he slipped on a worm in the shower and hasn't quite woken up yet.

When should I have another cup of tea??


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Before you have a second cup.

Why can't all my customers be as nice as the ones last night?


Kupo!

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