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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:Only if you read it backwards removing every other 3rd letter.

Why am I so happy to have my poi even though its too wet to spin?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Because Poi has a magical effect on the aura.

why do my eyes go silver when I give my vampire-friend my emotions?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:because other colours cost more!

Why can't I go to sleep?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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dawndream
The answers lie on the horizon
Location: Vancouver, BC
Member Since: 9th Jul 2008
Total posts: 35
Posted:Because the sheep have gone wild.

Where did I put that ball?


foolosopher at your service!

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:you tucked it safely under your bed

where have all the flowers gone ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:long time passing.
(I love that song)

Why do I always crave donuts?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:coz your going to be in the police force when you grow up (he-he i got an ageist coment in , now i don't feel so bad about being OLD laugh3 grin )

did i actually do it ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:if no one saw you, then no!

Who said that?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:the smurfs over the rainbow

How did you know I wanted to be in the police force eek
(Haha Yep, this is going to haunt me, ageist comments about my being the baby. laugh3)


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:all american cops eat donuts

why do all american cops eat donuts ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:part of the job description.

Is the world going to be sucked into a black hole tomorrow.


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Most definitely, and bunnies will finally fly, like in the saying.

Why do I not have lemon aid?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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pinkboot
pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 269
Posted:because you havent made any or brought any

why do snails leave nasty slime everywhere?


I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:coz there isn't any nice slime

what can i cook for tea on sunday ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Tea, theoretically.

Why are knee braces so annoying?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:Thats the whole reason behind them!

Will my liver cope with freshers fortnight at uni?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Probably but it would prefer to stay at home the next you go out and get pissed.

Why does white milk come from brown cows that eat green grass?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Because the white of the milk is just a really light green.

Why does a black cat crossing your path signify bad luck, rather than an animal is going somewhere?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Because, unlike most cats, black cats have absolutly no agenda but to cause bad luck, so when one walks in front of you DONKEY!



Why isn;t this thread called, "Answer a dumb question leave a dumb question"?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Because stupid is one one hundredth more sophisticated. And sounds funnily bluntly obvious.

Why does everyone think that if I have a lighter or match in my hand I'm going to burn down the house?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:because yer a freakin' pyro.....


Why was my question misinterprited?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Because it likes it better that way.

Why did I misinterpret it?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:because you're young

why do people say they have baggage when they just have some minor psycological problems ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Because they like it better that way.

Why dose Bodhisattva love picking on me so? laugh3


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:It's not "picking", it's mutual grooming.

If 710 is slick, what is 5318008?


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:more slick.

Did that question make any sence to anybody?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:hankercheif.



Did goose hug a eskimo?


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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:no he just got stuffed

does it matter if i don't mind ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:only if you mind.

Does it mind that I matter?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Yes coz 'it' is far to sensitive about this sort of thing.

Why do I have to do it?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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