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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

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thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because you can choose your friends but you can't choose your familly, but you can resent your inlaws for it.

Why doesn't Hawaii sink?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
because there is a giant that can breathe underwater underneath it that is holding it up

why is college so difficult?

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because school taught us nothing.



How do you pronounce the word "Nougat"?
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
new-gat
sentence: I just purchased a new-gat



Where, oh where has my littel dog gone?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
To buy you a dictionary.

If two trains travelling towards each other start from a distance of 30 miles apart, then move at 50 kmph for 10 minutes, what colour is my granny's hat?

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HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
The same colour as the bever that was paitning the the chairs in the train that was in thee south that was 30 miles apart from the REAL colour of your granny's hat. Because I ate the train, that question will remain a mystery FOREVER! Well...at least unitl the next time I use the toilet.

Why do they say that an alarm goes OFF when it's actually turning ON?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because all things in the universe go or get off when they're turned on tongue

Why was six sad?

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because 7 8 9


What happens when a bird flying at 10 miles an hour and a jet flying faster then that meet?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
A quiet 'pang' sound resonates through the aircraft. Bloodsoaked feathers later litter the air many miles away. Only two people bare witness... Archibald and Harry Thrusham, Chocolatiers.





Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh he lives in my bottom drawer. He sleeps next to my teddy. I think teddy abuses him during the night. I know this cos teddy looks awfully flush in the morning.

Have you ever found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
I beleived in that myth too once, Then one day i followed the rainbow to the end and it turns out, there is actually a bunch of gold Pot, so a different kind of good but good none-the-less.


How much will an elephant weigh after eating 3 bananas?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Assuming the maximum recorded size for an elephant.. 12,000.5 kg. So long as the bananas are quite big.

Coming back to the pot of gold question, what happens when the rainbow ends over water.. do the leprechauns guarding the pot o gold drown?

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Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
No they don't because as I was earlier informed it is not a pot of gold, it is gold pot so the leprechauns tend to be chilling out on lie lows so it is all good.

What would you do if the presedent or prime minister of your country came running up to you on fire? (that is them on fire not you)

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Point and laugh. Then hand him over to Iraq. (I hate politicians)

Why do I suck at Geography?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because Melbourne keeps moving around, you assume everywhere does..


What did swallows perch on before there were telephone wires? (I don't know about anyone else, but I've never seen one perch in a tree..)

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nothing, Swallows are suckers for trends and fads, before sitting on phone lines was cool sparrows used to line dance. And before that...ritual sacrifice.


Why is a crescent moon always on it's side?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
A cresent moon is always on its side cos if it were upside down then all the mice would fall off.

Do rats really pee on envelope glue?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
no but they do pee all over postage stamps.


Does any one have a question i can barrow?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes!

How do you barrow a question?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ha ha. well the first thing you have to do is get your self a shrink gun, shrink yourself down to the size of a pea, find the person you know with the best questions and jump inside there ear to there brain and just take one. Oh but don't forget to take a bag with you. But you have forgotten to make a big gun so you will be stuck little for the rest of your life and it will take you ages to write your question on the forum.

If I see pigs flying pigs, does that actually mean that I have had too much to drink and smoke?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
No, it means you haven't had enough!
They should be lemurs! and should be PRUNE coloured and be singing the doom song while floating thier way to a better life!

I have a new lock...am I going to loose my key??

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
depneds of you definition of key.. if by which you mean shoe then i would say no, but having no toes is an issue


why did jack and jill really go up that hill?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jack had recently discovered that his girlfriend Daisy was cheating on him, and had chosen the perfect romantic spot to reciprocate with the town skank.

Why are lobsters and skunks typically french in cartoons? (with the notable exception of sebastian from lil' mermaid)

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because during the first world war all the lobsters and skunks had enough of all the bombe going off, so they all and I meen all up sticks and headed off to the south of france for a bit of peace.

Who would win in a fight - balu or bagera from the jungle book and why?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
mowgali coz he's human and we kill anything and everything of interest so we can sell it. oh wait thats not a stupid answer!

Bagera coz balu sounded stonned to me .. figure he'd just give up and sleep


Thumbs... useful? discuss...

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
very. like i had to pick up a coin once, off the ground, and my thumb really helped with that.


Duracell?

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HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes i do.....

If you have three bengal cats all looking at you expectantly what do you do hotshot? What do you do?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Die.

Painfully.

Assuming you meant Bengal tigers, if they're just kitty cats, then you go 'Awwwww' and open a tin of cat food.


Why do birds fall down from the sky every time I walk by?

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HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
uh, maybe you need to wash more...

(yes they are just kitty cats but boy you wouldn't know it some times! p.s. the catfood worked)

Should I stay up or go to bed?

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HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Stay up, but go higher! eat sugar and life with be a HELL of a lot more fun!

What happens to your insides when you bathe in milk?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.



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