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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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Gidg
Gidg

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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:Because they were bored and wanted to build a labyrinth.

Why are black jeans tighter than blue jeans?


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robnunchucks
robnunchucks

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Location: manchester uk
Member Since: 14th Jul 2004
Total posts: 363
Posted:because as we know from black holes black objects have huge amounts of gravity causeing black jeans to constrict around the person there on smile



is this a fair question?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:No, a fair question would be about rides, or cotton candy, or games that are sometimes impossible to win.



what?


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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

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Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:yes.

do you know what color underwear i have on?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:trick question, yer not wearing undies.
Unless you are then my guess would be the usual, Batman colored.


Whos a happy panda?


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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted:Trick question.

Pandas are all emo. Note the heavy, black eye makeup that's running from when they cry. Heaven help the remaining population if they ever get things to cut themselves with into their mighty paws of self-destruction.... unless they see some tasty bamboo.

How has this thread been kept alive for 129 pages?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:There are a lot of questions that are vital to the survival of the human race that need to be known.



who took the cookie from the cookie jar?


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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted:Not me. Couldn't be.


..... then who? ubbangel


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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:if it was a bamboo cookie then that would be me.

would you drink a 27,000 dollar bottle of wine, just because you could?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:.....well see thats actually a good question.....i tihnk i would.


Whats on skry's head?


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Fireina
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:A large porpoise.

Hey Kathain...I'm emo, thanks! Are you trying to say I am also a panda?!

AM I a panda due to my appreciation of emo music, wearing of copious black eyeliner, enjoyment of dark corners, and crying at shows?


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:evidently not all pandas are emo, as illustrated by my sig lol wink

whats the difference between a duck?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:*in best Sean Connery voice*
One is a sick mallard....i cant remember the rest but your mother's a [censored].



what is Pi to the 100 thousandth place?


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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Very meaty with a crispy crust.

What is cheese to the 10th position?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Cheese^10 = 2/3(Stilton^3) - Brie

Mmmm... Cheese^3!


Am I a happy earthworm now that I am two?


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Fireina
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:Well, if you are having a cheese orgy involving 10 positions, I would say quite melty at that point.

Why does it take longer for polish to dry on acrylic nails than on natural nails?


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted: Written by: Fireina


Well, if you are having a cheese orgy involving 10 positions, I would say quite melty at that point.

Why does it take longer for polish to dry on acrylic nails than on natural nails?



Because the acrylic nails aren't really acrylic. What they don't tell you is that acrylic nails are really a rare species of parasitic isopods that feed upon nail polish.

Why does my boy cat insist on sleeping like a polar bear?


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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Because you keep putting him in the freezer.

How come my coconuts have run away, don't they love me anymore?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Fireina
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:Gravity my dear friend. You must not put your coconuts on a downward slope or they will indeed run like the wind, and believe you me, the wind can run pretty fast!

How much is this tattoo gonna hurt tomorrow?


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:not at all


how much is that tattoo gonna cost tomorrow?


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decemberscalm
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Location: Cypress (Houston), Texas
Member Since: 29th Aug 2007
Total posts: 49
Posted:alot of money to remove it when it turns out wrong



Why do us Americans love to hate the French?

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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted: Written by: decemberscalm


alot of money to remove it when it turns out wrong

Why do us Americans love to hate the French?



Because we're still mad about the Da Vinci code. Poor, poor Robert Langdon.

Where is the flying car I was promised by now from all those old sci-fi serials?


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Fireina
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:It's hanging out in a pile of anciant coffee stained papers on some dude's desk in the R&D department.

Why is my pinkie finger suddenly ice cold?


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:take the string thats tied around it off.


One lump or two?


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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted: Written by: poje


take the string thats tied around it off.


One lump or two?



Two, most assuredly.... unless it's coffee. Then a half a heaping tablespoon. The more sugar, the better!

Where have all the good action films gone?


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hamamelis
hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Bed. Even they get tired sometimes.


Who mysteriously gave me money?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted: Written by: triskaidekia


Bed. Even they get tired sometimes.


Who mysteriously gave me money?



A secret benefactor buying your silence for those things you did.

But, oh, I know. So, are you going to buy my silence? ubblove


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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:probably not

why can't I think of a decent question to ask?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Because you know there will be no decent answer.

How does one run like a cushion?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Posted:Yes the blue one.

If a Mime is in a forest and no body is around and a tree falls on him but he cant scream because he's a mime would anyway care?


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