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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
the tuber of the taro that has been cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented. yum.



What's Ganache?

O.B.E.S.E.

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Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sounds like a violent sneeze.

If a thermos flask can keep hot things hot and cold thing cold why does a choc ice melt when you put it in a flask of tea?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz the tea is in the flask being kept hot and the choc ice is the hot tea

Where did I leave my mind? Because I seem to have lost it

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Maybe you wraped it and put it under a christmas tree.

Why do christmas lights work when you pack them away but not when you unpack them?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because they come with a twelve month guarentee which has exspired when you unpack then the following year

Why do people go to so much effort at X-mas?

Bah Humbug

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
To celebrate finally paying off the last years overspend.



Why did I not manage to find a *single* sheep farmer to marry? there must be loads here, and I even went to Invercargill..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Because you have a zipper on your jeans..... try a kilt next time.

Why am I having weird dreams of Stephen Lynch?

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Theo_SILVER Member
Dirty Hippie
347 posts
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you ate to much gorgonzola last night.

In the matrix why is there no spoon but everyone can see the spoon and when the kid bends the spoon hes bending his mind but other people can see the spoon bend too..so can they see his mind bending?

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because life is an illusion and your stuck in it

Why isn't life simple?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because people keep doing confusing things. Like changing their names.


Why do unhealthy things taste nice?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because they are usualy loaded with sugar and flavorings

What is wrong with changing your name?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Phyrecatmember
17 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Its bad because we have enough englebert humperdinks in the world.

Why kickamoocow?

There is no better way to teach yourself concentration than learning staff next to a topless female.


ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Because their in with the squirrels.

Who's on first?

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Naturally!

What are you asking me for?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz we exspect you to give a stupid answer

why did you ask such a blatantly stupid question?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because it was fun.

Why does nobody here know me?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because Daemon Llama's are a bad crowd to fall in with, daemonic spit and all.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
the Bah Ha Men

what do I want for X-Mas

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
x-men


me?

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ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
A pony....


Me? Me? Me?

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
its always take take take with you isnt it, time you saw the back of my hand boy!!

*ahem*

why do birds suddenly appear?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Whenever you are near......


What is the square root of Splung?

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
obviously it is "L" being "L" is the only letter IN splung that isnt curved.


When will women stop being so intimidating?

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burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
when hell freezes over and i cut off your B&@@&%s!

what is the definition of shpedoinkel?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
When the lion (sheep) fell in love with the lamb (donkey).
That won't make any sense to you unless you actaully pay attention in church XD

Why are cicada skins so cool??

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because of all the wing flapping they do to attract mates and bring in the summer season. they are constantly blowing cool air onto their carapaces, which is why they are so cool!

What is the circumference of a moose?

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ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Round....

Where do bras come from?

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
ladies breasts (at least that's where I've found them in the past)

Edible Unederpants, WHY?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
for us fat asses.
lets say iom at work an hungry, i just reach down and tear a piece off to eat.




There's no need to fear.....who is here?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DrudwynForget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
632 posts
Location: Southampton Uni


Posted:
Jesus.

What is the link between the most popular song in Sweden and a small pair of wellingtons?

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