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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Fine Rabid Dog.

What is bubblegum really??

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
A chewable substance that isn't really fit for human consumption.


Why?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
Because I said so!

And Hikk...lmfaooooo! You can get away with calling me emo, but be warned, most DF people will eat you alive if you refer to them as emo. The DF is generally "hardcore" even if that is questionable at best. And I know I'm crap with math, thank you!

Do my red pants clash with the shirt I'm wearing?

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Yes, but at least they don't make your butt look big biggrin

If I made cup cakes, would you eat them?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
depends on whats in 'em

If I made chocolate salty balls would you eat them?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
If they're vegan I could perhaps be talked into it.



If you put a trampoline in the bottom of a pool, can you still bounce under water?
EDITED_BY: Fireina (1191688681)

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Yeah, but as soon as you hit the water the belly button lynt of DOOM would eat your feet and you'd die in a watery death!! hehe

What causes humans to be high?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hot air balloons.


What should I do tomorrow?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
whatever you should be doing (probably work of some description)

How many pecks of pickled pepper has peter piper picked?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
just one.


Who'll be coming round the mountain when she comes?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
Pamela Andreson on a new sex tape.

Why is it so damned cold?!

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Intalamember
86 posts

Posted:
Because I left the door of my fridge open.

what's the best spin ever?

Practise Harry, practise


thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
New Labour

How many straws does it take to break a camel's back?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
More than It should be carrying


Did Jack fall or did Jill push him down the hill?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
I pushed him down the hill.

How come my hair doesn't curl???

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
If you look at the available evidence, it's fairly clear they were *both* pushed, so I suggest a 3rd party was involved. Possibly a pail-of-water thief.

Should I quit my stupid job? I realise this is a *way* inappropriate place to ask this..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Yer hair is retarded.
Yes.



How much for an hour?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
My hourly rate for Fire is $300 NZ



Have you ever had to edit a post because you forgot to pose a question?
EDITED_BY: dizzypheonix (1192185067)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
no, i just edit posts because i couldn't remember what i wanted to say at the time.

why do i have little curly bits of hair that make it look like i have horns???

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because yer the devil



huh? Wha?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
That man you ignored just told you the meaning of life and said he was *never* going to repeat it! Wow...your'e going to hell.

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and I was ductaped to your roof?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
i'd leave you up there to get nice n' crispy in the high mile high, thin-atmosphere, sunshine! Hope you like having a nice tan!

Why are there two people climbing up the fire escape outside the window of my office?

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Crooks. go knock em down.



What rhymes with orange?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
nothing that I can think of

What should I do for hallowen this year?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Nothing. Your'e scary enough.

What would you give to have immortality?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
who would want immortality?


How cool is Netflix?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Kathain_BowenGood Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Poje


who would want immortality?


How cool is Netflix?



Not very since I keep forgetting to sign up.

Why is my family's morbidly obese cat, Misty, staring at me like I'm for her consumption?

"So long and thanks for all the fish."


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
She's actually thinking about the guy who comes into your room at night. You might want to watch out.

Why can't some people post anything worth laughing at?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Kathain_BowenGood Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: HikkaisPuppet


She's actually thinking about the guy who comes into your room at night. You might want to watch out.

Why can't some people post anything worth laughing at?



Because it's all part of a massive conspiracy against you, from the grassy knoll, to Lincoln, to Joseph of Arimathea bringing a pregnant Mary Magdelen to England in secret, and a hidden trove of millions of years of treasure collected by the Freemasons hiding under New York- and under Wall Street no less! hug

As pondered by Brett Blackenshear, if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

"So long and thanks for all the fish."


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because lust isn't

why do the inlaws give us disturbingly tacky gifts that they insist on seeing every time they visit (big ugly light up wolf picture with a mirror frame.)?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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