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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:who cares as long as the bobo stays orange.

how can vodka comes from potatos?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:I injected it with vodka then amazingly conned you into believing me.



How do you Banana dance?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Wizz


-er-pops
Location: UK

Total posts: 206
Posted:in there pyjamas

what is spam real made from?
(this does not relate to emails)


Poi... it's an obsession.

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Kytten


Kytten

member
Location: Cairns, Australia

Total posts: 21
Posted:You put on a bananna suit and start dancing buddy

spank < ---- if that guy is hitting the back of the other guys head then why is he smiling?


You bastard!

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wickedpixie


wickedpixie

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Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Total posts: 70
Posted:Cause he's into a bit of spanky rudeness!

Nice pic btw!

if buttercups are yellow, what colour is a hiccup? ubblol


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:neon purple with orange blobs like a fresian cow!

why is it so sunny outside and i have to be inside?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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wickedpixie


wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Total posts: 70
Posted:I thought they were burple! eek ubblol eek

You've got to be inside cause otherwise I'd be jealous!

Why not put all my eggs in one basket?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:because you have too many eggs and not enough basket!

how did my boss just call me a slack gaylord and get away with it?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Because you secretly are and you like him/her knowing it

When did the world start smelling of smeenilygie?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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wickedpixie


wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Total posts: 70
Posted:When it stopped smelling of cheese.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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PsychoTronic(old)


PsychoTronic(old)

member
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece

Total posts: 64
Posted:because you are smart thinker biggrin

why there is no mice-flavoured cat food?


The only thing constant in life is change...

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:errr err it hasn't in London yet!! YET!


Why is my tea cup STILL empty?? confused


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:because there is no cat flavoured mouse food!

There is no tea because you drink coffee from a pint glass!

Is it home time yet???


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:yes. the bell's gone, its just gone past 3.30

why won't this 20p come out of this copper pipe???


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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:because you're looking my my cuppa tea darling biggrin

Why do people keep putting paper with words on it in front of me??? Do they actually think I work here?


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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wickedpixie


wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Total posts: 70
Posted:Probably, check and see if you're wearing your "I work here" badge!

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:didnt you know that in europe there is a slick and highly efficient black market in teeth? they use them to make pianos.

Is chewbacca really a girl wookie? confused


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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wickedpixie


wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Total posts: 70
Posted:Yes, actually I am!

Can I go home now please?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Ebonyglider


Ebonyglider

member
Location: the birdhouse in your soul

Total posts: 56
Posted:no, first you have to find all the secret easter eggs and give them to the wizard.

why is it called 'scissorS' if it's only one thing?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Not until you've tasted the grass

Where's the toilet?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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originalsmit
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

originalsmit

addict
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...

Total posts: 469
Posted:only if you can pick the lock on those handcuffs.

how many mink does it take to weigh an elephant??


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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wickedpixie


wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Total posts: 70
Posted:two, one to hit it over the head till it passes out and one to drag it onto the scales.

If there are mermaids, then are there merbutlers too?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Ebonyglider


Ebonyglider

member
Location: the birdhouse in your soul

Total posts: 56
Posted:as many as you can fit in your mouth.

how tall is a morning?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Quote:


how many mink does it take to weigh an elephant??



The same as many Hoppers it takes to change a lightbulb!

Scissors - the same as pants!



Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:There are mervalet's too!

Morning's are as tall as the sky...

Is there such a thing as too much salad dressing?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:yes.. itll get too hot

if dog is to cat what tennis is to football what is grapefruit?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:A Grapefruit!


how can i eat all the time and not be fat and still be hungry?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Ebonyglider


Ebonyglider

member
Location: the birdhouse in your soul

Total posts: 56
Posted:The little lawn gnomes under your skin are working overtime

why did the dinosaurs die out?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:they didnt die out they turned invisible

is john peel god?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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ayden


ayden

member
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme

Total posts: 41
Posted:no - sure he wish he was...

why is oranges orange?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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