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Location: inside your head
Okay, this is simple
all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.
Why is poi
so cool?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because i lured you here with my song...
why dont birds crash into eatchother?
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
because they have radar built into their noses
what would happen if i tried a backflip off my desk?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
you would fly, go on try it!
no don't
should i go and have a bath?
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
no have a kit-kat
why is my computer screwin me over?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because it is controlled by an evil overlord called sally
how can a computer be controlled by an evil overlord called sally?
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
via the chip planted in it by the flying monkeys
can it end before the fat lady sings?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
no, she is doing her vocal warm-ups now
why is my hair not naturally blue?
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10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
becasue it isnt red...
Who wants to tango?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
people that can tango.
whats your favourite kind of coffee?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
the brown kind
what does it take?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
Floating classes.
Where did I leave my hat?
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Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
134 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Right where you thought you did, but the evil pandas came and stole it while you were sleeping. They also went poo in your shoe.
Why don't baby-eaters like mustard?
If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
it hides the taste of the baby...
Does the pope really want christian unity, or dies he want everyone to turn catholic?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
he just wants the non-catholics to realize for themselves that they're going to hell
where does love go?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
in the love jar...
...where else?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
everywhere! its everywhere! its everything! yay!
+ or - ?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
28 posts
Location: Vansterdam, playing with my BubbleBags
+_+
Why is the moon made out of cheese?
Its 4:19, do you know where your lighter is?
Never trust someone who says never trust a hippy!!!
When you do business with a Christian, get it in writing.
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
its for when the world ends, we will fly to the moon and live off the cheese there
does my bum look big in this?
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veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
no of corse not.
does -my- bum look good in this?
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
yes of course it does
are bunnies flammable?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
EVERYTHING is flammable.
do you enjoy steamed broccoli and lemon juice?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
I've never tried!
Is there anything you can't balance on your head?
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
my head. :P
who has the biggest banana to be found?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
the chimps - they live off them
is 1,1,2,3,5,8,13 really that important?
back
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
depends on when u need them...
Can i extend to u an invitation to the pants party?
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
depends.. what kind of pants would one be required to wear?..
how long will a double batch of biscuits last?
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
depends if you are a behemoth or not..
The pants party...the party in my pants, would you like to come?
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
Not tonight, love. I'm washing my hair.
Why, considering the "cycle", do so many women wear white underwear?
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enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
It's performance art, and you need a white canvas.
why does it take an entire evening to wash one's hair?
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
It doesn't, but taking the cap off of the shampoo can take all day!
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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