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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because i lured you here with my song... confused umm



why dont birds crash into eatchother?


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:because they have radar built into their noses

what would happen if i tried a backflip off my desk?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:you would fly, go on try it!

no don't

should i go and have a bath?


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:no have a kit-kat

why is my computer screwin me over?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because it is controlled by an evil overlord called sally

how can a computer be controlled by an evil overlord called sally?


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:via the chip planted in it by the flying monkeys

can it end before the fat lady sings?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:no, she is doing her vocal warm-ups now

why is my hair not naturally blue?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:becasue it isnt red...

Who wants to tango?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:people that can tango.

whats your favourite kind of coffee?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:the brown kind

what does it take?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingd...

Total posts: 740
Posted:Floating classes.

Where did I leave my hat?


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Wonderlush
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Total posts: 134
Posted:Right where you thought you did, but the evil pandas came and stole it while you were sleeping. They also went poo in your shoe. eek



Why don't baby-eaters like mustard?


If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:it hides the taste of the baby...

Does the pope really want christian unity, or dies he want everyone to turn catholic?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:he just wants the non-catholics to realize for themselves that they're going to hell

where does love go?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:in the love jar...

...where else?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:everywhere! its everywhere! its everything! yay!

<smiles>

+ or - ?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Bram


member
Location: Vansterdam, playing with my Bu...

Total posts: 28
Posted:+_+

Why is the moon made out of cheese?


Its 4:19, do you know where your lighter is?

Never trust someone who says never trust a hippy!!!

When you do business with a Christian, get it in writing.

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:its for when the world ends, we will fly to the moon and live off the cheese there



does my bum look big in this?


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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:no of corse not.

does -my- bum look good in this?


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:yes of course it does

are bunnies flammable?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:EVERYTHING is flammable.

do you enjoy steamed broccoli and lemon juice?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester, England (UK)

Total posts: 1365
Posted:I've never tried! tongue

Is there anything you can't balance on your head?


Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:my head. :P

who has the biggest banana to be found?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:the chimps - they live off them

is 1,1,2,3,5,8,13 really that important?


back

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:depends on when u need them...

Can i extend to u an invitation to the pants party?


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:depends.. what kind of pants would one be required to wear?..

how long will a double batch of biscuits last?


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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:depends if you are a behemoth or not..

The pants party...the party in my pants, would you like to come?


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingd...

Total posts: 740
Posted:Not tonight, love. I'm washing my hair.

Why, considering the "cycle", do so many women wear white underwear?


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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA

Total posts: 367
Posted:It's performance art, and you need a white canvas.

why does it take an entire evening to wash one's hair?


You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingd...

Total posts: 740
Posted:It doesn't, but taking the cap off of the shampoo can take all day!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?


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