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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
Long John Silver

Arrrrr - why be ye not talking like a pirate?

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I be talkin' like aa pyrate, can't ye under'tand me lad?

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I can be hearin' ya just fine Arrrrrrrgh!!!

"Rogger the Cabin Boy"?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I be a cabin Girrrrrllllllll!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Half of one if you're Gene Simmons.

Can it be home time now please?

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Yes. It just isn't being to spite you.


What does a piece of eight work out as in Aussie dollars?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
It works out to be a piece of eight in a foreign currency.

How is it that after only two days of work, my killer bunny slippers are already super-dirty?

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Because you never wash yer feet.


What happens when i do this?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
That.

Has anyone seen my pen?

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
I ate it! (Tasted funny too!)

Why am I so sleepy?

Kathain_BowenGood Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Medusa


I ate it! (Tasted funny too!)

Why am I so sleepy?



Because you slept too much earlier (at least, that's always my mum's logic.... I'm not certain how that works- so we might need to get Doc Lightning in to answer that one).

Why won't my kitties get along?

"So long and thanks for all the fish."


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz at the moment they are trying to figure out who has the biggest balls

Why pidgeons have impecable aim?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because they're annoyed you can't spell their name.

What should I get as a middle name?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
Bob.

Why did I wake up crying uncontrollably this morning?

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
cos you were being bitten awake by a crocodile

Who's the man who delivers ten times out of ten?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
A figment of your imagination.

why does the earth revolve?

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because it is but a single bullet in this gun of a universe.




Why are women crazy?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BastdardChiLdSILVER Member
newbie
6 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
because we are confused creatures.




Anyone in USA Florida

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
There are a lot of people in USA Florida


Where was I on May 5 1965?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BastdardChiLdSILVER Member
newbie
6 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
i wasnt born yet




why were sox and ennis balls eaiser than poi

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
I find socks to be pretty damn difficult. It's so hard to find my feet some days.

Does free will exist in a world of science where the brain can be explained by a complex and inevitable chemical reaction?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Depends who's asking.

What should I put for a question?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
A stupid question

If I forgot a number between 1 and 10 would that mean that I had 11 fingers?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
It means you have 14 fingers and one toe. On one hand. biggrin

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Why didn't you ask a question? tongue

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Because an evil monkey smothered him in smelly dog farts.

How did I forget that I'm working when I work every Wednesday?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because of wishfull thinking

why won't children do as they are told?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
Because they're really demon hampsters in disguise.

Why are you refreshed before you sleep and groggy when you wake up?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Hormone levels

Why do people keep thinks like altoids boxes because they think they'll come in handy when they never actually do?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
People enjoy little trinkets.


Isnt super glue amazing?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!



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