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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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thombre
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Location: Nottingham
Member Since: 6th Oct 2006
Total posts: 74
Posted:Because it would be weird if they were on the of your feet

We have warcries, but why not peacecries?


Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:We do have peacecries. I've shouted them before. Usually at festivals... tongue

Why isn't there a chinese year of the porcupine?


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:the porcupine was not invented at the time that the chinese were making their calender.



why are there sooo many ants?


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:because it's going to rain

why is it going to rain?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:because that is what it does.




where can i get a rainbow penis?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Don't they have 'adult' shops where you come from? Try dipping one in various shades of ink.


Why does Rouge like listing things I say as her sig?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Because you say such delectably good things!

How is being in cow's clothing going for you?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:not too bad, kinda itches.



Hey....you. Ya you, Got any stuff? wink


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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:No, I gambled it all away in a large game of knock down ginger.

If I take off my foot, turn it inside out, turn it upside down, and then put it back on; how much custard will I have to clean from the curtains?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:i think its strawberry jam but im not sure so ill pass on my question.

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Where does that leave me?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Eastbourne.

Why are sheep?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Because the goats.

Whats the answer to this question?

I am _______ a letter

A) Writing
B) Reading
C) Sealing


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:C



what is love?


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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:An anagram of vole.
Which are cute.



How do you explain a rainbow to someone born blind?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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razza
member
Location: Helensburgh
Member Since: 28th Jan 2006
Total posts: 43
Posted:the same way u explain the color blue 003






what is this weird lump on my gentals


Horsepower is how fast u hit a tree. Tourqe is how far the tree goes with u

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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
Skrytinn_Qveldriga

delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
Location: furthur...
Member Since: 4th Sep 2007
Total posts: 160
Posted:oh sorry.

after eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before leaving the water?


meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you

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razza
member
Location: Helensburgh
Member Since: 28th Jan 2006
Total posts: 43
Posted:yes cuase they might drown in air if the left b4 an hour was up



leather gets ruined when it rains
but y don't cows get ruined ????


Horsepower is how fast u hit a tree. Tourqe is how far the tree goes with u

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:They do. You just don't see them, because they are shunned by other cows and forced to live out the rest of their lives working at ASDA somewhere in downtown Birmingham...


Why has no one invented a swivel armchair so you can relax at your desk!?


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Because the combining of swivels and armchairs result in dangerous office fires, and let off chemicals that are harmful for neighboring donkeys. Plus bosses prefer to watch you work in pain.

This is a statement, not a question?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:They have....i have one....



Who was it that said, "To be free, one must conquer the Isle De Baby."?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Damn you Mac, stole my spot :P

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robnunchucks
robnunchucks

enthusiast
Location: manchester uk
Member Since: 14th Jul 2004
Total posts: 363
Posted:i beleave that was Master p talking about his first vist to mothercare

who said "i've got a brand new combine harvister and i'll give you the key"


My nunchucks vital statictics biggrin

weight: 500g
handle lenght: 16 inches
chain length: 2 inches

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:you just did

why do troopers get blamed for everything? e.g smoking like a trooper, burping like a trooper, etc, etc,


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Because troopers are highly inflammable

Sorry Poje. ubblol

What's on the other side of the World Map?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Firetramp
Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
Member Since: 5th Sep 2005
Total posts: 896
Posted:the paM dlroW.

Where does the light go when I switch it off?


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:to my house


what makes some fire blue?


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:that's cold fire

how hairy is my sisters arse?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

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XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Not hairy any more wink



Where did the hippo find its lost clavicle?


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:in the clavatory

why did i let my friends wax my back last night?


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