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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Right around the same time as elephant condoms. But, much like the VHS, or the blu-ray, garbage bags prevailed.

Why can't ducks hiccough?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
No


Are you even sure of the questions anymore?

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johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
i dont know...

DO you?

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zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
I know that in my last post I had missed out on two questions lol. But other than that no idea.


Why cant 4yr olds stop asking questions? (usually the same question over and over again)

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Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Because their short-term memory hasn't developed yet.

Or they all do drugs. And we can't remember that we did drugs when we were four because of all the drugs we did.

Why are women attracted to the disturbing and hair-ridden male physique?

zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
I dunno but it might have something to do with all the drugs they did when they were 4.



Why do people make life so complicated and panic about it?

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Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because otherwise it'd be very dull.

Where have all the flowers gone?

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Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Hell. It needed a little color. Wasn't very inviting.

Why?

zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
Why not???


Damn answered a question with another question

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Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Because it's DEBAUCHERY!

Does Home of Poi have to use the internet for it's means of communication? Why don't we just scream real loud?

zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
Because not everybody can scream that loud, even during great s..pinning lol

Do I have far too much time on my hands as I seem to answer a lot of questions on here lately??

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Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because we'd all end up in stables... (Hoarse)

How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?

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Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Until whatever he doesn't see goes away.

What would happen if they made an HDTV with higher definition than real-life?

PuffSILVER Member
The Magic Dragon
134 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
I'd buy 4

When should I shave?

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton


zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
When there is more hair than face

Why do kids have to remember promises, but never instructions??
EDITED_BY: zyonchaos (1243236353)

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Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because instructions once done incorrectly can be rectified, but a broken promise can't be glued together... not even sticky tape will help.

What if what he doesn't see never goes away?

This post has two questions, just cos I want to make it tricky for the person after me...

How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?

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Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Then you kick it in the nuts.

5.

What if we all stopped taking showers? You know, like the good ol' days (in ancient Rome...)

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
it would be like a massive hippy fest.


Would you ant to smell petuli or tea tree oil all over?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Iv never smelt an ant.

Why does MNS keep Quoting Bob Dylan lyrics?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
Because its easier than being original


Why cant learning something be easier?

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TenFingersBradGOLD Member
Smeeeeg Heeeeeed
25 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
because it's fun to hurt yourself trying.




...did you notice that just then?

Much Heart.


philisweatlySILVER Member
life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.


Posted:
yes.


where the party at?

haha


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
In the hyacinth house!

Is it better to quote Jim?

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zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
No its better to quote edite, as I can relate
Originally Posted By: editebeowbecause it's fun to hurt yourself trying.



Why is it when you enjoy something they take it away from you?

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johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
it would be like hitting a jackpot if they wont take it from you.



why can't i open HOP's website yesterday?

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because it's today





when can i go the speed of light?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
When you can learn to slow down afterwards!!


Why do mondays and fridays in work last so long?

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because mondays and fridays are 7 hours longer then everyother day\



should i eat this muffin?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
help yourself! i got some vegemite if you want some more toppings on it? yummmmm....



can i have a beer?

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I dont know, can you? (Note that this is not only a grammar correction, but it also contains a hidden pun!)

Whats love got to do (got to do) with it?

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