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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:The staypuff mashmallow man.

Why am i thinking about Ghostbusters?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:dah nah nahnah nahnah!

BTBATIF OR BTB?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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spacey
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

spacey

mischeivious pixie
Location: Sydney, Australia

Total posts: 291
Posted:BTBAFTIF

can you walk on custard?


"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Yes, but not indefinately (John Tickle did it on brainiac smile )

Is there a part of your back you can't scratch?


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:you can just graze it but its not a proper scratch, more a brushing of the nails. much better to find an external back scratcher..

whats the best thing to make a person spontaneously self combust?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:Beans!

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?


I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:That depends on who your with.

How many snowflakes does it take to build an igloo?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Kihitara


Kihitara

Red Damselfly
Location: North Shore City, New Zealand

Total posts: 14
Posted:Depends on the size of the snowflakes and on the size of the igloo.

Do cats really have nine lives?


Never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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logansrun


logansrun

stranger
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 12
Posted:Only the ones from gallifrey....

Has anyone seen my pants?


Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.

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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:Yes they're lovely.

Now what's on the telly?


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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velvettears
SILVER Member since Jan 2009

stranger
Location: , Canada

Total posts: 12
Posted:Dust.

Why is Canada cold?


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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:biscuits.

Ned Flanders?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Because he can't swim.

What's the best kind of chocolate?


Kupo!

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Mountains

Why is snow green?


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:Because it eats all its crusts.

You know what really sucks?


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:lollipop.

snow or antisnow?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Hybrid quartertime snow, blatently!

Cake or sofas?


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:such a profound question i could not answer...

vegetables?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:No vegetables... cake please.

Drum or bass?


hug

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:cake.


no cake or no legs?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Kihitara


Kihitara

Red Damselfly
Location: North Shore City, New Zealand

Total posts: 14
Posted:No cake is unthinkable.

Why does napalm sound like a skin cream?


Never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:Because your ears are filled with bees.

Why isn't the cake bigger?


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:if it was it would'nt be cake

why does it always hurt after ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Probably because of the weiner vodka.


How can i shave an elephant?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:With a field mouse

How loud is a pickle in a vaccum?


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Depends on how much of a moaner you are.


Where can chocolate be red?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingd...

Total posts: 740
Posted:In the face.


How come I want bacon?


Important Notice.
Can be found elsewhere.

This signiture has malfunctioned and can currently display no information. This matter will be rectified shortly.

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Because it tastes soooooo good.

Why is it snowing again?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Snow has a mind of it's own, and realises that if it falls it doesn't have to compete with lightning for resources - elemental selection!

How many people choke on apple cores a day?


Kupo!

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velvettears
SILVER Member since Jan 2009

stranger
Location: , Canada

Total posts: 12
Posted:Your mom.

Why are mice pink?


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